The Empress came ashore and beheaded the meritorious officials, forcing me to wear the yellow robe

The predecessor was full of vigor and would rather break than bend.

But what is the ending?

Wasn't it just that he was defeated by these women?

After being exposed to the sun for three days and three nights, he didn't say a single word, not a single soft word.

Such a tough guy gave everything for the empress, but what was the final outcome?

Isn’t it the same thing? In the end, it was me who traveled through time?

I, Li Jize, don’t want to fight now. I just want to stay at home and be a boss.

But what about her?

Ask me why I'm so cowardly? Why am I different from before? Why don't I act like a man at all?

Li Jize really wanted to slap her hard on the face, and then ask, "Why did it become like this? Don't you have any idea in your mind?"

Of course, the same thing again!

When your fists are not strong enough, it is better to speak softly and be the sixth one.

Thinking of this, Li Jize faced the empress's questioning with his head bowed. He clasped his fists and said respectfully, "Your Majesty! Back then, I was young and full of vigor, naive... But now? After retiring, I no longer have any ambitions."

Speaking of which...

Li Jize suddenly bent down again, raised his voice, and shouted: "Your Majesty, please let the deputy commander invite someone else!"

With just one sentence, the empress froze on the spot.

then……

Snapped!

She slammed the table, stood up, and widened her eyes, "Are you threatening me?"

"what?"

Li Jize was stunned, his face full of black question marks.

I'm not! I didn't! You're talking nonsense!

"Hmph! Li Jize, do you think that at this point, I have to beg you? Do I have to live without you?"

The empress was like a cat whose tail was stepped on. Her reaction was extremely exaggerated and excited, and Li Jize was unable to recover.

That's a war! People will die, right?

I just want to stay at the back and be the sixth one, why are her emotional scenes so rich?

After the empress complained for a while, she found that Li Jize was looking at her with a dazed expression. She was stunned for a moment and felt amused at her own emotional excitement.

He is a fool!

Why was she so emotional and yelling at him so unwillingly?

But what the Empress didn't know was...

Li Jize's expression was not stupid, but the look of an idiot.

Ah, yes, yes! You are right!

If you are so awesome, how could you turn a country into this state?

If you were really capable, how could you be fooled by the court officials and ask them to impose three additional taxes?

really……

The empress took a deep breath, forcing herself to calm down. She stood up with her hands behind her back, looking towards the lotus pond behind her. She said calmly, "I have summoned the King of Qin to discuss with you what strategy you have for dealing with the barbarians if they march south."

Li Jize lowered his head, because he had to hide from beginning to end! He had to act like a grandson!

Therefore, he has to maintain a humble posture and attitude.

but……

He lowered his head, and the empress tried to pretend to be strong, with her hands behind her back, looking at the lotus pond in front of her.

This resulted in Li Jize, who was standing behind her, staring at the empress's butt with his head down.

When he saw it, it was so shocking that Li Jize's eyes almost popped out.

isn't it?

What did he see?

Look, our Great Qi Emperor seems to have a large patch on the lining of his dragon robe.

Gee...

Li Jize suddenly felt a little sympathetic towards this woman. The national treasury was already empty, so she had to rely on her own private funds. She had been hoping to try and turn her bicycle into a motorcycle, but she had never imagined that Li Jize had tricked her into a Ponzi scheme and swindled her out of all her money.

This is not...

With no other options left, the empress had to live frugally, and even the emperor had to get a patch on his butt.

"Ok?"

The empress found that after she asked a question, Li Jize did not respond for a long time. She turned her head curiously and found that he was in a daze.

"King Qin!"

"what!"

Li Jize was lost in thought when he was suddenly scolded by the empress and woke up...

He hurriedly cupped his hands once more, "Your Majesty, the commander-in-chief of this expedition is Minister of War Zhou Yan. I believe the commander-in-chief must have a brilliant idea!"

puff!

Li Jize's words almost made the empress vomit blood in anger!

Zhou Yan?

If he was really capable, how could he have suppressed more and more rebels while he was the Vice Minister of War and finally captured Zhongjing?

In the final analysis, the shameless empress just wanted to squeeze out every last bit of usefulness from Li Jize, but she was also afraid that letting him lead the Beiliang Wolf Cavalry to war would be like throwing a meat bun at a dog.

and so……

That's why they sent an open head coach Zhou Yan to suppress him!

The implication is that you fight the battles and he takes all the credit, and he is the only one who can mobilize the troops.

Li Jize is single too, no problem! I'll play badly, you can do whatever you want!

"you……"

The Empress was furious at Li Jize's behavior and attitude. She sneered, "Li Jize! You are the King of Qin, General Tiance of the Great Qi! You have the most experience in dealing with barbarians, and now you're telling me you have no idea? You're asking Zhou Yan for advice?"

As a result, Li Jize replied, "Your Majesty! I am stupid! My brain has been really not working lately. I can't think of a better solution. Please punish me, Your Majesty!"

The implication is...

Your Majesty, are you sure?

Are you forcing a fool to come up with a solution that neither the emperor nor the other nobles in the room could come up with? Isn't that just asking too much?

Empress: "..."

Hi! I'm so angry!

But she didn't dare to get angry, nor did she dare to ask someone to drag Li Jize out and give him a beating.

Otherwise, how will history books be written about it in the future? How will the world discuss it?

You are an emperor, and you got angry with a fool and even started fighting with him?

Thinking of this, the empress took a deep breath and kept comforting herself in her heart, calm down! Be calm!

When I first met Li Jize, I was angered by his humble and submissive appearance. Now that he asked me about military affairs, I was angered again.

no way……

The empress stopped asking about military affairs and turned to civil affairs. "Today at court, the cabinet proposed the three-tax policy, which I think is quite good! However, when I asked the King of Qin, he didn't give me an answer. Now... I ask you again, what do you think of the three-tax policy? Should the court implement it?"

Upon hearing this, Li Jize pretended to think for a moment, and then, as the Empress looked expectant, he politely reported, "Your Majesty is the daughter of destiny, blessed with good fortune! If Your Majesty thinks it's good, then it must be good! If Your Majesty thinks it's bad, then it must be bad!"

What the hell!

The empress, who had been beaming with joy, had been expecting Li Jize to give clear reasons for either his opposition or approval. But after hearing what Li Jize said, her smile froze on the spot.

She was going crazy!

Li Jize's cunning and hateful nature really makes me angry!

What do you mean if I say it’s good, it’s good, and if I say it’s bad, it’s bad?

I also think that "one word from you is better than a whole word."

"Li Jize!"

The empress was so angry that her chest heaved, her eyes widened, and she shouted, "Do you really think I dare not kill you?"