The Empress came ashore and beheaded the meritorious officials, forcing me to wear the yellow robe

At this moment...

At the Wang family, Wang Yuanya’s father, Wang Zhisheng, had just finished dinner.

As an imperial physician of the time, he paid great attention to health preservation.

At this moment, Wang Zhisheng was practicing health-preserving boxing in the yard to help digestion.

With a whoosh, a black shadow flashed by, breathing heavily.

Ok?

Wang Zhisheng widened his eyes and thought for a moment that he was seeing things.

He seemed to have seen his daughter Wang Yuanya just now and ran over like the wind!

The most outrageous thing is...

His baby daughter looks like she's wearing a nightgown!

It was late at night, and his precious daughter hadn't said she was coming back. Why was she wearing a nightgown?

Just when Wang Zhisheng was about to confirm whether he was seeing things...

With a bang, another black shadow rushed over breathlessly, holding a bag in his hand.

The most outrageous thing is that he was holding a gift in his left hand and tearing off the mask on his face with his right hand.

After the things on the face are torn off...

Wang Zhisheng has become completely autistic!

Hey, isn’t this his stupid son-in-law Li Jize?

He and his daughter are walking one after the other. What are they doing?

Are they playing the role of officers and soldiers catching thieves? Or is it "gangsters robbing gangsters" and the thief crying "stop thief"?

Li Jize was holding the gift and took off his mask. He was just about to take a breath and walk in confidently.

Unexpectedly...

When he looked up, he was stunned!

In the Wang family's courtyard, his father-in-law, Wang Zhisheng, stood there with his hands behind his back, staring at him.

Li Jize: "..."

Lean north on me!

Not so unlucky, right?

What should he do now? How should he explain his behavior?

After thinking about it for a while, Li Jize couldn't think of how to explain it, but soon he felt that he didn't need to explain!

What else is there to explain about the behavior of a fool?

Thinking of this, Li Jize fanned himself with his right hand and used the mask as a rag to wipe the sweat off his face. He smiled awkwardly and said, "Old...Old Taishan, are you taking a walk? Have you eaten?"

Wang Zhisheng rolled his eyes, put his hands behind his back, and said unhappily, "Why would I take a walk so late at night? And you... why are you running around so late at night? You're a thief!"

These three words made Li Jize's heart skip a beat and he felt inexplicably guilty.

He really is a thief!

It's just that this thief did something big. He just defrauded more than 70 million taels of silver and just got away with it.

"Hahaha... Old Taishan is joking. Even if I, Li Jize, die of poverty, starvation, or die outside, I will never become a thief!"

The words just fell...

"Hey! Where are you running to, little thief!!"

Here comes the slap in the face.

The guys from Tai'an Pavilion ran out of breath and finally caught up with him.

Tai'an Pavilion is a pharmacy!

At this time, the waiter thought there were no customers and was dozing off at the counter.

never thought...

A figure grabbed the "medicine bag" on the table and ran away.

The guy woke up instantly and saw the man running wildly with his face covered. What else could he be but a thief?

After chasing him all the way, he finally reached Doctor Wang's house and stopped the thief.

Doctor Wang: “…”

Li Jize: "..."

Li Jize was so embarrassed that his face hurt a little!

He looked at the guy who rushed towards him, grabbed his arm tightly, and insisted that he was a thief and wanted to hand him over to the government.

He was convinced! It's just a packet of medicine, isn't it? Why bother with that?

"Nonsense! I, Old Taishan, am the Imperial Physician. How could I possibly steal from you?"

Li Jize was shameless and directly dragged Wang Zhisheng out to "whip the corpse". He refused to mention that he was the "King of Qin".

Wang Zhisheng: “???”

The waiter was stunned and looked at the mansion. It was indeed the mansion of Doctor Wang.

But he was also honest enough. He grabbed Li Jize's sleeve and yelled, "I don't care! You took the medicine and didn't pay! What else can you do but a thief?"

"I...I was just worried that Old Taishan was asleep and left in a hurry, so I wouldn't be able to deliver the gift!"

Li Jize's words left the guy dumbfounded.

Leaving in a hurry?

If you had wings, you could spit fire from your butt and fly into the sky, right?

He was just about to scold his thief son-in-law in front of his father-in-law, but he saw Li Jize secretly slip him a silver ingot.

moment……

Behave yourself, man!

After receiving the silver, he looked at Doctor Wang, then at Li Jize, and walked away mumbling something.

Li Jize breathed a sigh of relief, having finally gotten rid of the troublesome waiter. Then, with an awkward yet polite smile, he said, "I don't know why the waiter at Tai'an Pavilion is so rude! I only bought some supplements for Old Taishan and left in a hurry, so I forgot to pay. How could I have stolen any of his supplements?"

Wang Zhisheng looked meaningfully at the medicine in Li Jize's hand. After taking it, he replied, "Son-in-law, I believe you left in such a hurry that you forgot to pay!"

Li Jize nodded and smiled happily, but then his father-in-law added, "Because if he steals things, he will only steal ginseng, deer antlers and the like, and will never steal pregnancy-preserving medicine!"

"Pfft! An...an abortion-preserving medicine?"

Li Jize opened his eyes wide with a look of disbelief, and almost choked to death on his own saliva.

No way? He was running very fast just now. He saw that the medicine was placed in the supplement area and took it away.

How could it be a pregnancy-maintaining drug?

Seeing Li Jize's look of disbelief, Wang Zhisheng sighed, "Old man, I've worked in the Imperial Hospital for half my life. Can't I tell the difference between pregnancy-maintaining medicine and tonics?"

Li Jize: "..."

How embarrassing!

His face flushed crimson, and he feigned anger as he complained, "These guys at Tai'an Pavilion are really going too far! I'll never spend money with them again."

Wang Zhisheng: “…”

Without saying a word, he kept looking at Li Jize with a strange, pitiful look.

Then, Wang Zhisheng asked, "Son-in-law! Have you had a headache or fever recently? How about I prescribe some medicine for you to take home? Do you often feel confused and can't remember what you did?"

Li Jize: “???”

OK! After pondering for a long time, he finally understood.

The look in my father-in-law's eyes was one of caring for the mentally retarded.

What he did just now, plus the fact that he gave his father-in-law a dose of "pregnancy-preserving medicine", isn't this what a fool would do?

Li Jize's face flushed red, and he could only force a smile, replying awkwardly, "Sometimes...sometimes I forget things! It's nothing serious."

"Ah! I've been practicing medicine for half my life, and I've seen many insane patients. But... there's really no special prescription to treat this disease. You have to be open-minded about everything."

"..."

In this era, diseases can only be treated physically, and there is no such thing as psychiatry. How can we cure insanity?

But I am not crazy!

Just when Li Jize was so embarrassed that he was about to dig his toes out of the three-bedroom apartment...

"Husband! You're here!"