The Empress came ashore and beheaded the meritorious officials, forcing me to wear the yellow robe

After the civil and military officials in the north shamelessly surrendered, the barbarians made a deal with them (no torture and maintenance of official positions), and they wrote extensively to praise the barbarians.

In addition, after the barbarians "took control", they immediately announced the abolition of the "Three Taxes", and the people in the north also applauded.

and so……

The reality was that the barbarians had not anticipated that they would be "caught in the vast ocean of people's war." Even when the rebel army collapsed, the gentry, servants, and common people who had been persecuted in many places organized people to help the barbarians defeat the fallen dogs!

Wang Yuanya doesn’t know! Yan Anxun doesn’t know!

She knew even less about the empress who grew up in the deep palace!

After finishing the noodles, her eyes rolled around, sometimes lingering on Yan Anxun, sometimes on Wang Yuanya.

it's time!

She had to think about getting rid of these bandits, and then find a way to go to the southern court to prove herself!

I am your emperor! I am not dead!

"Ouch... Ouch..."

Suddenly, the empress covered her belly with her hands, looking very painful.

The brothers and sisters were all stunned. Wang Yuanya asked with concern, "What's wrong with you?"

The Empress pointed at the bowl of noodles in front of her and shouted, "These noodles are not... not clean!"

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Wang Yuanya, who didn't eat the noodles, didn't care, but the eldest brother became anxious.

"Shopkeeper! Come here!"

The waiter came over with an apologetic smile on his face and asked what was going on. When he heard this "beautiful-looking" hermaphrodite say that his noodles were not clean, he became a little anxious!

"Sir! That's impossible! Our Li Zi Ji noodles have been made on this street for decades. It's been passed down from my father's generation. How could there be a problem?"

Yan Anxun also felt something was wrong! He had eaten noodles too, so how come he was fine?

Finally, the difference between him and the "little eunuch" is that one has chili sauce and the other doesn't!

Real hammer!

"Shopkeeper, it's your chili sauce!"

Yan Anxun is arguing with the store owner about whether the chili sauce is the cause of the unhygienic and unclean environment.

The empress's face was filled with pain. She told Wang Yuanya to take care of it. She couldn't hold it any longer and went to the toilet first.

Seeing his appearance, Wang Yuanya was really afraid that he would poop in his pants, so she asked the eunuch to go quickly!

That's it...

The two men argued with the store owner for compensation, which upset their companion's stomach, while the empress took advantage of the "shit shield" and successfully escaped.

After she had circled three streets and ran in the opposite direction, she finally left her senior brother and sister far behind. The empress laughed heartily.

You little bastard! A thief is a thief. How can you fight me with your little IQ?

Now I am free! I am going to restore my country!

The empress was very happy, even a little too happy.

In her mind, I am the true emperor! The true master of this country.

The reason why the south is in such chaos now, with "three suns in the sky", is because she, the real sun, has not appeared!

As soon as she appears, everyone in the south will miss her as the emperor and join her army.

then……

The empress waved her hand again, and the army marched directly north. The people and officials in the north all missed the rescue of our Great Qi!

By then, great things will surely be accomplished!!

If the Empress's idea were seen by future generations, they would definitely laugh at her... daydreaming!

But the reality is, a young lady who grew up in the inner palace inexplicably ascended the throne and became the emperor. Then, everyone openly fawned over and obeyed the emperor. How could she know that people outside were evil and society was dark?

To put it bluntly, even college students who have just stepped out of campus and entered society and have learned countless anti-fraud network knowledge will have to be deceived a few times and pay tuition a few times before they can truly grow!

What about the empress?

What price will she pay?

……

Beyond the Great Wall...

At this moment, Li Jize's army was looting openly and openly. Large numbers of Qi slaves were rescued, and large numbers of barbarian women, wealth, cattle and sheep were taken away.

The most speechless thing is that until now, there has not been a single decent resistance.

The barbarian army had all left, and the barbarian Khan had not asked for help.

After a long time, Li Jize could still bear it, but his brothers could not.

Eating meat every day makes me get irritated! Being blown by the wind outside the Great Wall every day makes my skin crack.

Now they finally understood why nomadic peoples either plundered or traded with farming peoples.

Mainly eating meat, dairy products, etc., without tea, it can't be digested! It's easy to get constipated!

"Your Highness, we've plundered everything we could! We've also killed almost all we could. The remaining barbarians have either escaped or are in places we don't know. What's the next step..."

Chen Yingyuan reported.

No matter how much you hate these barbarians, they have legs after all, they can run, and they cannot be killed!

Instead, the brothers have been wasting time like this, fearing that something might happen in the south.

Li Jize: "..."

Old 6 meets Old 6!

On the one hand, they would turn back and go around to kill the enemy's old, weak, women and children, while on the other hand, they would rather all the women in the tribe were kidnapped and all the children were killed than go back to provide support.

The ancients knew that brothers are like limbs and wives are like clothes. Clothes can be changed, but limbs cannot be severed!

What about these barbarians?

Just a woman! Da Qi has plenty of women!

They are just children. As long as they occupy Da Qi, there will be plenty of Qi women to continue their bloodline!

"Withdraw!"

Li Jize reluctantly issued an order to withdraw. The Qin army and the Beiliang wolf cavalry, which had been looting in the vast frontier for a month, were finally about to retreat.

This is another tragedy of the farming nation...

Even if we conquer it, we still can’t rule this place.

Firstly, the soldiers would miss their homeland and would not want to eat the wind and sand here. Secondly, they would not be able to adapt to the local climate if they kept eating dairy products!

The robbery over the past month can be said to have created a myth!

Because the Khan did not ask for help, Li Jize and his men could rob and transport all the spoils at their leisure.

This group of "beasts among beasts" almost robbed all the barbarians' women and killed all the next generation of barbarians!

Good thing...

14 years old and above, inclusive!

They also took some people with them, so there wouldn't be an immediate generational gap.

Women are not the point!

The key point is Li Jize's bold action this time. With the looted property, he will not have to worry about military pay for at least a few more years.

Secondly, there is a serious shortage of war horses in China!

Li Jize not only grabbed enough Beiliang Wolf Riders to exchange for two or even three horses, he could even realize his fantasy of "musket cavalry infantry".

It can equip all 10,000 infantrymen with horses!

Think about what this concept is?