"listen!"
"You must listen to my brother!"
Niu Fu answered without thinking.
That’s right, just as Lu Bu said, can a rain of arrows with thousands of arrows kill hundreds of people at a time?
The merits gained are not enough to cover the cost of making arrows.
"I saw quite a few villages when I came here. Go, have someone collect all the manure."
Lu Bu spoke immediately.
"it is good!"
"what?"
"Big... big shit!"
Niu Fu agreed without thinking, but as soon as he said it, he realized that something was wrong.
"You don't want to listen?"
Lu Bu raised an eyebrow and asked.
"listen!"
"Go and go!"
Niu Fu gritted his teeth and went anyway.
The enemy moves slowly, and even if we collect some filth, we can still catch up with them.
What's more, this place is quite a distance away from Fancheng, and it is impossible for the enemy to get rid of them.
Besides, even if Niu Fu leaves, don’t we still have Lu Bu and the others to hold him back?
"shoot!"
“Cum for me!”
"If you don't have any bows and arrows, use rocks!"
Ma Chao shouted loudly, ordering his soldiers to cover the slowly retreating Jingzhou army with firepower.
Cavalry charge?
It's not impossible, it's just too wasteful.
It's not a critical moment yet, you can't be so wasteful.
"General, why did you let Niu Fu and the others carry manure?"
While giving orders, Ma Chao looked at Lu Bu in confusion.
"Excremental filth."
"After we find it, we'll add some river water and boil it. Then, the cavalry will drag the wooden carts filled with gold towards the enemy formation. The enemy's tortoise shell will be broken!"
Lu Bu said with confidence.
"This... the general is wise!"
Ma Chao didn't know what to say, so he could only give a compliment.
Read Sun Tzu's Art of War and enjoy Sun Tzu's life.
Inside the Jingzhou army formation, Han Xi looked at the scattered cavalry with a worried look on his face.
"Go, send someone to the front to urge them to move faster."
"Kill dozens of people if necessary."
"I'm worried the enemy is cheating!"
Han Xi spoke to Deng Ji who was standing beside him.
"promise!"
Deng Ji responded and immediately rode his horse towards the front army.
"The general has ordered us to speed up our march immediately. Anyone who delays will be killed without mercy!"
Deng Ji held up his spear and shouted at the people who were dragging their feet.
In fact, after Lu Bu's attack, the people had quickened their pace a little when they heard the shouts and screams.
Everyone is carrying their families, luggage and belongings, how fast can they go?
Two words
While Lu Bu was delaying the enemy's retreat, Niu Fu, Fan Chou and others galloped all the way, dividing their troops into groups and heading in various directions to search for villages.
There must be some people who were missed out during this migration. Even in modern times, we cannot cover everything, so how could there be no omissions in ancient times?
The people who stayed behind were in a miserable state. They were forcibly conscripted by Niu Fu and others, and were forced to carry manure all the way to the official road.
Several teams gained something, bringing in more or less.
For a moment, the entire battlefield was filled with a strong stench.
The Jingzhou army was better off, they just smelled some things on the wind.
Lu Bu, who always liked to keep himself clean, blushed crimson.
"Let's light a fire and heat the tank!"
"Boil all the manure in the vat, then have a few horses pull the wooden cart and charge it into the enemy."
Lu Bu pinched his nose and took a few steps back with a look of disgust.
"okay."
Niu Fu nodded and immediately started to lead people to light a fire and burn the pot.
The burning golden liquid emitted an even more unbearable stench.
The yellow soup was bubbling constantly, and some maggots were cooked in it.
The people endured the pain and pushed the large vats onto the wooden carts one by one.
Immediately, the boiling water was poured into the shit jar in the car.
After more than an hour, the shit was finally burned into boiling golden juice.
"General Lu, everything is ready!"
Everyone pinched their noses and reported to Lu Bu.
"Chase!"
"The enemy can't get far!"
"Be careful, don't let it get broken by the bumps."
Lu Bu mounted his horse and ordered a pursuit.
Although their speed was slowed down by pulling the things, they were still several times faster than the Jingzhou troops who were protecting the soldiers.
In less than half an hour, the army had caught up with the retreating Jingzhou army.
"The front troops dispersed and immediately tied the ropes from the carts to the horses."
"Once you are fully prepared, immediately drive your horses and charge towards the enemy."
Lu Bu shouted an order, and it was immediately passed to the entire army.
Losing only a few dozen horses is better than losing a thousand or eight hundred people.
After the preparations were completed, the soldiers suddenly whipped the warhorses' butts, and several horses immediately pulled several large shit buckets and rushed towards the enemy troops who had not retreated far.
Herod——
Perhaps the war horses also knew that this time the situation was very dangerous, and their neighing was filled with a spirit of being ready to die.
The Jingzhou army was unaware of the situation and could only watch helplessly as the ownerless warhorses pulled the wooden carts towards them.
"Quick, disperse!"
"Don't let the enemy break through the formation."
When Han Xi saw dozens of war horses pulling wooden carts charging towards them, he immediately ordered them to disperse.
After all, they didn't know what was inside, and just thought it was a trick used by Lu Bu to break their military formation so that his cavalry could launch a charge.
However, he thought too much.
Lu Bu, who is well-versed in military tactics, is no longer the reckless man he used to be.
The horses charged into the army formation, and the remaining troops had already dispersed, and immediately plunged into the deepest part.
The road was bumpy and the wooden carts could not bear the heavy load under the galloping war horses.
The ruts broke and the wheels went flying.
Several large vats on the car were instantly smashed to pieces.
The originally red military uniforms in the army formation were suddenly covered with shit-yellow color.
Those who don’t know might think it is the long-destroyed Yellow Turban Army.
"vomit!"
“It’s poop!”
"Damn enemy!"
"Lü Bu, you and I are irreconcilable!"
Han Xi touched his face and felt a strange taste in his mouth.
However, it was not over yet, as carriages one after another rushed into the army formation.
Although so much time has passed, the temperature of the golden juice is still boiling hot.
Although the burns won't cause skin ruptures, they will still cause blisters.
"Great, my brother!"
Niu Fu, who was standing by, watched this scene and couldn't help but admire Lu Bu.
"If physical attacks can't break something, use magical attacks to break it."
Lu Bu said with a smug look on his face.
The method is a bit dirty, but the effect is very good.
In just a short while, the Jingzhou army's formation was completely broken.
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