System Blessing: The Young Master of the Dong Family and Diao Chan's Fate

"Hey, Brother Dian, slow down."

"Who is the head of the guard between us?"

Xu Chu supported the drunk Dian Wei and said helplessly.

"Why...why, are you unhappy about being on duty today?"

Dian Wei asked drunkenly, half-closed his eyes.

"No way, it's my honor that Brother Dian asked me to be on duty."

Xu Chu said seriously again and again.

"Hahaha, not bad, you've improved since I first got here."

"You have to remember that guards like us rarely perform meritorious deeds."

"After all, there are few opportunities to fight and kill the enemy."

Dian Wei laughed out loud and said with great satisfaction.

"Brother Dian is right."

"I wonder if Brother Dian has any solution."

Xu Chu was very serious and asked humbly.

He was indeed worried about this matter.

Since you have decided to join the army, you naturally want to strive for fame, fortune and status.

"Yes, of course!"

Dian Wei sat on a stone beside him and stretched out his legs.

Seeing this, Xu Chu walked forward tactfully and started massaging Dian Wei with his big fists.

"Brother, how's the strength?"

Xu Chu asked as he pounded.

"Yeah, not bad."

Dian Wei nodded with enjoyment.

"Hey, that's fine."

"Brother Dian, what do you think...how should we solve this problem?"

Xu Chu smiled innocently, then asked humbly.

"I'm telling you."

"If I didn't see that we got along well, I wouldn't easily give advice to others."

Dian Wei's expression turned serious and he spoke softly.

"Yeah, I know. I respect Brother Dian very much in my heart."

Xu Chu felt flattered and nodded repeatedly.

Although he didn't understand why Brother Dian said he had a round head despite having a square face.

But now I need help from Brother Dian, and Brother Dian said that his head is round, so it is round.

"People like us who are dumb, you have to use your brain more."

"As a guard, there are indeed few opportunities to make meritorious contributions, but they are rare close ministers to the lord."

“Let me ask you, what are our advantages?”

Dian Wei looked at Xu Chu and began to explain to him very seriously.

"Close to...close to the lord?"

Xu Chu asked hesitantly.

"Ok!"

"Ruzi can be taught."

"But you're only half right."

Dian Wei was stunned, and then looked at Xu Chu who was massaging his legs in disbelief.

He never expected that although Xu Chu looked stupid, his mind was actually quite quick.

"So, what about the other half?"

Xu Chu was very happy to be praised and asked with a smile.

"The other half is that since we are close to the Lord, we can better understand His temperament and preferences."

"In terms of military exploits, we will never be able to surpass generals like Xu Rong and Zhao Yun who are always ready to fight in battle."

"But we can rely on our strengths."

"Let me ask you, what does the Lord like?"

Dian Wei looked up at the moon in the sky and asked with a melancholy look on his face.

"Practice martial arts!"

"Dancing with guns and sticks."

Xu Chu said without hesitation.

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"Stupid as a pig."

"You're a tiger idiot, but I think you're a pig idiot."

"Dancing with spears and sticks, do you think the master is you?"

"But you're half right."

Dian Wei knocked Xu Chu's head in annoyance and said.

"what?"

"Half right again?"

Xu Chu rubbed his head and muttered speechlessly.

"This dance with spears and clubs is very clever."

"But this kind of sword-and-stick dancing is different from that kind of sword-and-stick dancing."

"My lord loves beautiful women and enjoys dancing with them."

Dian Wei glanced around and made sure that there was no one around before he leaned close to Xu Chu's ear and whispered.

"what?"

"Isn't this... isn't this lascivious?"

Xu Chu blinked his big, silly eyes and stared at Dian Wei and said.

"Without me, you would have been nothing more than a small guard in your life."

Dian Wei shook his head in disappointment.

"Brother Dian, please don't."

"Why do I remember that the Lord is not lustful?"

"There are even rumors that the lord was once a homosexual."

Xu Chu quickly pounded his legs and asked in confusion.

"Don't listen to what outsiders say."

"What man isn't lustful?"

"Although there are few concubines in the lord's house, they are all as beautiful as flowers, like fairies in heaven."

"As the head of the guards, I stand guard at the gate every day. Don't I know more than outsiders?"

"Let me ask you, how is it that Qiao Rui, a surrendered general, can be called "brother" by everyone he meets?"