After becoming a villain in a book, I can hear my girlfriend's voice

Ye Wudi's face looked bad to begin with, and after He Xiangying's question, his face turned purple-blue.

But Ye Wudi liked He Xiangying, the academic master, so he could only put on a smile.

Ye Wudi, who was sitting on pins and needles, had just stood up when he farted again.

This time, Ye Wudi aimed his butt at He Jun and smoked him half to death.

He Jun almost vomited the breakfast he had that morning.

Ye Wudi also realized his own impoliteness and immediately said to He Jun, "Uncle He, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, I just feel a little nauseous suddenly, so I want to go get some fresh air." He Jun said.

After saying that, He Jun fled the scene.

Jiang Chen and He Xiangying almost couldn't suppress the smile on their faces.

So, Ye Wudi walked in front of Qiao Hailan again, "Auntie..."

Ye Wudi, who had just spoken, let out another stinky fart, which made Qiao Hailan even vomit the leftover food.

"Ye Wudi, I, I still have to go walk the dog, so I won't say much to you." Qiao Hailan turned around and said.

As she spoke, Qiao Hailan stood up and went to the next room, grabbed Wangcai and ran outside.

However, He Xiangying and Jiang Chen were still forcing themselves to smile as they looked at Ye Wudi, which made Ye Wudi a little upset.

"Jiang Chen, it's you who's behind this again, right?" Ye Wudi said gritting his teeth.

Play as you like, make noise as you like, but don’t make Ye Wudi angry.

A slap from a martial arts expert like this is no joke.

Jiang Chen coughed and said, "Brother Ye, don't say anything careless. You chose this water. How could I possibly poison it right under your nose?"

The furious Ye Wudi came to his senses and thought, that’s right, this glass of water was clearly chosen by him.

Jiang Chen doesn't have the ability to read minds, so how could he know all this in advance?

"That's right, I was wrong about you, Mr. Jiang." Ye Wudi nodded.

Jiang Chen looked at Ye Wudi, who was fooled, and wanted to raise his middle finger at the sky at a 45-degree angle in disdain.

How could such a brainless guy become the protagonist?

Jiang Chen complained crazily.

"By the way, Young Master Jiang..." Ye Wudi stood up and was about to walk in front of Jiang Chen, but saw Jiang Chen take a step back.

"Mr. Ye, if you have anything to say, just say it directly. There's no need to get so close." Jiang Chen waved his hands in panic.

The effect of this half-day farting pill is even more terrifying than Jiang Chen imagined.

There is now a faint smell of shit in the air, and Ye Wudi is afraid that he is about to turn into a jet warrior.

Ye Wudi also noticed the smell in the air, and his face couldn't help but look a little embarrassed.

"I..." Ye Wudi had just spoken when his butt let out another fart.

The smell was so strong that Jiang Chen pulled He Xiangying up and quickly fled the room.

"Stop talking, I don't know anything, I ran away." Jiang Chen said with retching.

After running out of the room, He Xiangying couldn't hold back any longer and burst into laughter.

"I don't even want to laugh unless I can't help it."

"I say, Ye Wudi is really unlucky. He has been fooled by you again and again!" He Xiangying laughed.

[This Ye Wudi is really stupid. How could I have fallen for a man like him in my previous life?]

[I must be in love, bah bah bah, I can’t stand it]

[Smart, brave, witty, calm, and a top student, this is Jiang Chen, right? ]

Favorability +3.

Seeing these three points of favorability, Jiang Chen couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

He Xiangying's favorability has reached 87, and is about to reach the coveted 90 favorability.

Jiang Chen glanced at He Xiangying and said, "I'm afraid this guy named Ye Wudi is not that simple."

"Hey, don't be afraid. My dad definitely has no intention of cooperating with him now." He Xiangying said with a smile.

He Xiangying knew He Jun's character very well and would never work with such a sloppy person.

In addition, what He Xiangying said became a knot in He Jun's heart.

The chances of the two of them working together are extremely slim.

After something like this, there's no way my dad still wants to cooperate with Ye Wudi.

[A mere Ye Wudi dares to fight a reborn being like me. He simply has no idea of ​​his own limitations.]

Thinking of this, He Xiangying proudly pulled Jiang Chen away.

……

Ye Wudi was sitting restlessly in the He family. The farts kept coming one after another, with no sign of stopping.

The severity of the diarrhea was even worse than that day, and it almost drove Ye Wudi crazy.

In desperation, Ye Wudi could only pick up his phone and call Zhuque, asking him to pick him up.

Ten minutes later, Suzaku drove to the door of the villa halfway up the mountain.

"Palace Master, I'm here." Zhuque greeted Ye Wudi. Ye Wudi sat in the car with a gloomy face.

"Palace Master, how did the talks with the He family go?" Zhuque asked.

"The He family might..." Ye Wudi had just said a few words when he felt an indescribable pain in his anus again.

"Puff..." This sound is quite rhythmic.

Zhuque didn't think of anything else.

"Maybe they won't reach a cooperation agreement with us." Ye Wudi said with a cough.

Zhuque was a little surprised and said, "What? We offered such generous conditions, but the He family still doesn't agree?"

"Oh..." Ye Wudi was just about to continue speaking when his chrysanthemum loosened and another unpleasant stench filled the car.

Now Zhuque finally came to his senses. It turned out that the Palace Master had started farting endlessly again.

Zhuque didn't open the window in the first place, and since Ye Wudi's farts were extremely smelly, Zhuque had no choice but to open the window.

Ye Wudi's face flushed. "Yeah, especially that He Xiangying. I don't know what's wrong with her. She's so hostile to me."

"Puff..." Another smell of fart came from Ye Wudi's anus.

No matter how good Zhuque's endurance is, he can't withstand Ye Wudi's continuous bombardment of farts.

"Palace Master, are you feeling uncomfortable in your stomach? Why not go to the hospital?" Zhuque asked with concern.

Ye Wudi's face darkened and he said, "Suzaku, have you forgotten that I am the disciple of the Ghost Hand Divine Doctor?"

"Asking me to go to the hospital is an insult to my master!"

While speaking, Ye Wudi found five silver needles from the car and inserted them into several major acupoints on his body.

Originally, he thought that this would alleviate the embarrassment caused by his stomach, but Ye Wudi still underestimated the effect of the half-day farting pill.

Under the stimulation of the silver needles, Ye Wudi's stomach suddenly became very bloated.

Immediately afterwards, Ye Wudi's anus loosened and a shit-yellow substance mixed with a foul smell came out.

Bursting out from Ye Wudi's body.

"Ugh!" Zhuque swore that he had never smelled such a foul odor since he started the mission.

In an instant, Zhuque vomited, his mind was shocked like never before, and he stepped on the brake instead of the accelerator.

boom!

The car burst out with unparalleled horsepower and crashed into the iron railing.