Metaphysics Live Room: The host is the contract husband

Live broadcast at 8pm.

After Su Chen came online, tens of thousands of fans immediately flocked to the backstage, and began to frantically post barrages and urge fans to draw fortune-telling.

A harmonious family brings prosperity: [Master Su is online soon! Heaven and earth will bless me! I must win the lottery today, otherwise my family will have no way to survive.]

Brother Xiaofei: [Hey, I don't know what the three stories today are, I hope they can give me some inspiration, I've been stuck writing novels lately.]

The man who picked his toes: […The one above is writing a novel. What's the title? We'll help you find it. Then you'll be rich.]

[No, I don't expose my sockpuppet name.]

Su Chen poured a glass of water and placed it aside. He looked at the lively live broadcast room with a slight smile on his face. He sat down and started talking.

[Okay, let's start drawing lucky fans. The rules are still the same: three divinations a day, each worth 1,000 yuan. No one is allowed to refuse the money.]

[If the host needs to personally solve the problem, the price will be negotiated separately. Okay, let's get started.]

A few seconds later, Su Chen clicked to connect.

A middle-aged woman soon appeared on the screen. She looked haggard, with obvious white hair on her temples, and her eyes were full of excitement.

A harmonious family brings prosperity: [Su, hello Master Su, I'm so excited! I didn't expect to be chosen today. This incense was not burned in vain. I'll tell the master about the situation.]

My name is Zhou Lan. Today I'm not going to tell my fortune, but my son's. His name is Qiao Fan, he's 24 years old and graduated from university. Everything went wrong with him starting with his part-time job...

After listening to this, Su Chen raised his eyebrows and said nothing.

The live broadcast room immediately started to quarrel.

[Auntie, are you saying that your son fell in love with the owner of the fried noodle shop, who is about your age, a widower with two sons, and is also very ugly?]

[No, your son has a fetish for ugliness. You should see a psychologist, not a metaphysician. That's not the right profession.]

[Haha, yes, the professions are not related. If the old woman is very beautiful, it is not ruled out that your son likes her, or he has a special fetish. Otherwise, this is not scientific.]

[Puchi, this is a metaphysics live broadcast room, you're ruining the place by talking about science here.]

The good guy just threw a rocket, and the barrage of comments paused, and then looked at the barrage of comments and calmed down a little.

Good Guy: [Everyone upstairs, be quiet. Let's take a look at the photo of this aunt's son and the photo of the fried noodle shop owner, and then we can analyze it.]

[That’s right, stop arguing.]

Zhou Lan seemed to come back to her senses after hearing this. She hurriedly took out her cell phone, searched for photos and pointed them at the camera, her eyes a little red.

Master Su, this is my son. He's 24 years old, 185cm tall, and weighs about 150kg. He works out regularly and has eight-pack abs and pecs. He's the school hunk.

As he spoke, his face became more and more frustrated.

"Master Su, it's really true. With my son's looks, I wouldn't mind him finding a rich older woman and living off her, but how could he find someone so ugly?"

[To be honest, I'd rather he was gay. I can't accept a daughter-in-law as old as me, let alone one that ugly.]

Netizens in the live broadcast room became interested when they heard her mention ugliness every time. This aunt's son is really handsome, but how ugly is the fried noodle boss to make people collapse?

Zhou Lan wiped her tears and took out the photo of that woman. She looked shocked by the shocking scene, which attracted the attention of netizens.

After seeing the photos, netizens all widened their eyes and began to retch. It was really...

It's so, so ugly. Even a pig is prettier than this. I hope her man will die because of her ugliness.

[Ugh~~~~]

Oh my god, I can't have my eyes anymore, they're too ugly. My hair is sparse and bald, and I have acne scars and freckles on my face, and I have green eyes, and I have a fat mouth and buck teeth.

[Ugh, it's not her fault that she's ugly, but it's her fault that she's out to cause trouble for others. I suddenly understand Auntie's breakdown.]

Little Fairy: [If my son finds someone like this, I'll just hang myself. This isn't just about being ugly, it's about being interspecies. It's something I have nightmares about every day.]