Metaphysics Live Room: The host is the contract husband

Silence, deathly silence.

Seeing this, Wang Hao whispered, "Brother, why do I have a, uh, bad feeling? Is the performance too bad? I think it's okay, not that bad."

"Fortunately, I have a mask, so it's not too bad."

Su Chen pulled the corner of his mouth, smiled and comforted: "It's okay, I think you played very well, maybe they haven't seen it before, so they didn't recover for a while. We can go down now."

"Okay, let's go down first. This atmosphere is too weird. I can't stand it, brother."

"Well, you go first."

Wang Hao looked back and saw that everyone was still petrified. He felt a chill on his back. Okay, he had to run away quickly.

Su Chen waved his whisk, and the little paper people raised their heads, and instantly seemed to come alive, jumping and skipping after him. The happier their backs were, the colder the backs of the people below the stage felt.

The host took a deep breath, adjusted his mood, and started the next performance. However, with such a great performance before him, everyone found the other performances boring.

[This is the end, no, I haven’t seen enough yet. ]

Why is that paper figurine so obedient? Are there really Taoist priests in this world? Why are all the ones I meet that kind of charlatan? He said I could get into university, but I ended up going to a technical school.

I went to see that charlatan, and you know what he said? He actually said that technical schools are also universities... Ahhh!

[Don't get mad upstairs, don't delay us from downloading the video. ]

Backstage, Su Chen put his hand on the mask and was about to take it off to breathe when a noise came from the corridor. Before they could react, a large group of people rushed in.

Wang Hao was squeezed into a corner, still holding a suona in his hand, with a confused look on his face, not understanding what was going on.

"Ahhh, girls, calm down, don't push, there's a living person here, I'm about to fart, help me."

"Master, you are so handsome, can you sign my fortune?"

"I want one too. I really like Taoist priests. They look exactly like the ones in anime. They're so cool. If I could cosplay as a Taoist priest, I'd be so cool."

Su Chen's brain was a little confused at the moment. Seeing those girls about to pounce on him, he didn't care about anything else.

He made hand gestures and the paper people flew over to block in front of him.

The girls were startled. When they saw the red face and empty eyes of the paper mannequin, they felt inexplicably cold in their hearts. They subconsciously took two steps back and kept some distance.

Su Chen said in a deep voice: "You can sign, but don't mess around, otherwise I will have to use some methods to make everyone quiet down. I hope you will cooperate."

Hearing this majestic voice, everyone calmed down and lined up, waiting obediently for signatures, not daring to act recklessly at all.

This is a real Taoist priest. If he has a bad temper and uses some weird tricks, they will not be able to withstand it.

Half an hour passed, and there were still just as many people as before.

Su Chen sighed inwardly and had to flee, shouting, "Move aside, I need to go to the bathroom, thank you."

Seeing this, Wang Hao hurriedly followed. The two of them arrived at the bathroom. Before they could say anything, they saw a black vortex appear in front of them. His wrist tightened and he was pulled in.

"Hiss, brother, where are we? Why is it so cold?"

"Take the ghost path and leave the school directly. Otherwise, you'll be stuck here and don't know when the school will disperse. If you're scared, close your eyes and you'll be out right away."

Su Chen's voice was calm and steady, which made people feel at ease.

Wang Hao calmed down, and when he thought of those people backstage, he couldn't help but shudder: "Brother, I like girls, but I don't like so many girls. One of them can be stepped on to death by me."

"Pfft, it will be fine once the storm is over. Open your eyes and wait for me here. I'll drive over."

Ding-ling-ling, the bell rang.

【Hello, it's the squad leader. 】

"Wang Hao, where did you go? I didn't see anyone in the bathroom. The window is so small, did you guys climb through it?"

[…No, Su Chen just took me along the Ghost Path. That’s faster and in another dimension, so we wouldn’t be discovered.]

Liang Yan was silent for a long time after hearing this. She knew all the words, and putting them together was too disillusioning. She thought this should still be in the human world.