Through the gap in the rockery, Su Ze skillfully turned on the camera function of his mobile phone...
......
I waited for a long time but no one showed up.
The turtle kept walking back and forth in the same place.
at last.
The cell phone rang, and Turtle quickly answered the call: "Huahua, I've been at the place we agreed to meet for a long time. Where are you? Why can't I see you?"
"Brother, I saw you. You are so handsome."
"Haha, okay, where are you?"
"Brother, brother, I'm right across from you, can you see me?"
"Brother, I'm wearing a blue skirt and a bear backpack..."
"Brother, why are you silent?"
"Brother, brother, don't go!"
The winding corridor shook violently.
A fat woman who was estimated to weigh at least 300 pounds was like a moving hill, with fat hanging all over her body, especially the fat on her belly, which fell down and covered her short skirt.
The bloated elephant legs were covered with layers of fat, and when they walked, they swayed like a bucket full of water.
"Brother, please wait for me. I'm very tired from running."
The pleasant loli voice made many people look up subconsciously.
Then, following the direction of the eyes squeezed into slits by the fat, rows of eyes were all focused on the turtle...
The turtle's face was screwed up.
Imagine.
Now he wishes he could find a hole in the ground to crawl into.
"Brother, I knew you wouldn't abandon me." The fat girl caught up with the turtle, hugged it with both arms and acted coquettishly, but as a result, half of the turtle's body almost sank into the mountain of meat.
"Brother, you are so handsome. I like you so much."
The turtle's Adam's apple rolled, and it seemed as if it was brewing something very rich in mother's milk.
But he seemed to feel that it was damaging his image, and finally he said, "Why do you look different from the photo?"
"No way, brother, I just did some Photoshop, the facial features haven't changed much."
The fat woman took out the photos from her phone and showed them to the turtle.
The turtle looked around. "Is this what you mean by the facial features remaining unchanged? No, do you even have facial features?"
"My brother despises me."
The fat girl complained, "But brother clearly said that no matter what Huahua looks like, brother will never abandon her. What brother likes is Huahua's soul, not her appearance."
The people around couldn't help themselves at last and started laughing so hard that they fell forward and backward.
The turtle's face looked as ugly as if he had eaten a dead mouse.
"Brother, you also said that there are millions of flowers in the world, but Huahua is the only one in my heart. Even if Huahua becomes so old that her teeth fall out one day, I will always love her..."
"Brother, have you forgotten everything you said?"
Su Ze, who was hiding behind the rockery, laughed so hard that he crushed the thousand-layer stone into powder.
The turtle's expression was extremely painful. His arms were tightly held by the other party, unable to break free. He said with a bitter face: "Please, just let me go."
"Brother, you said you would love Huahua forever. Were all the words you said and the oaths you made a lie to Huahua?"
"Brother dislikes Huahua so much. Is Huahua really ugly?"
"Don't you know whether you are ugly or not?" The turtle was almost driven into autism.
"Wow!"
The other party burst into tears and sat down on the ground as if a mountain was falling on his head, slapping the ground with his legs, and the dust flew up: "Brother is a liar, a heartless man, who deceived Huahua's feelings!!"
"Hey...you...don't cry!"
The turtle looked a little bewildered.
He seemed to want to help the other person, but after looking at the other person's body shape, he looked at the people around him who were laughing.
Stamp your feet hard.
He covered his face with his sleeves, turned around and ran away without caring about anything else...
......
Celebrate National Day and wish our motherland prosperity.
Happy National Day, brothers. Here is another chapter. Please give me gifts and five-star praise~~~
When the turtle returned to the villa, it wandered around outside like a wandering soul.
Looking suspiciously at the brightly lit floor-to-ceiling window, Su Ze's figure seemed to be meditating with hand gestures.
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