With a million soldiers, the empress begged me not to rebel

The king interrupted him impatiently.

I feel like my intelligence has been insulted.

"Your Majesty, I…I suggest poisoning…"

The King of Java was so angry that he almost jumped up from the throne and felt his blood pressure soaring.

"Poison? How about I poison you to death first?"

The ministers talked one after another, and all kinds of weird strategies emerged one after another, which made him feel overwhelmed.

I feel like I have fallen into a vortex of stupidity, surrounded by a bunch of monkeys with low IQ.

"enough!"

"You bunch of useless people, what kind of rotten ideas are you coming up with? What's the point of me keeping you around?"

He took a deep breath and said slowly:

"I have decided to adopt a feint to the east and attack in the west strategy! First, send a small force to harass the border.

Attract Lu Yan's attention, and then send the main force to attack during the New Year.

Take Shannan Prefecture by surprise and capture it in one fell swoop!"

Upon hearing this, all the ministers knelt down and shouted:

"Your Majesty is wise!"

In their hearts, they were complaining:

We have already discussed this strategy, but you rejected it, didn't you?

The king nodded with satisfaction, feeling secretly proud:

Lu Yan, Lu Yan, let me see what else you can do this time!

He didn't know that at this moment, Tu Rong was leading his navy.

Sneaking towards the dam in Java...

……

At the same time, in Shannan Prefecture, Lu Yan was scratching his head in front of a table full of drawings.

He invested heavily in this year's Shannan Prefecture Sports Games.

They are building stadiums and customizing competition uniforms.

It even "borrowed" some novel competition events from modern society.

For example, throwing darts to pop balloons, playing hoops, kicking shuttlecocks, etc.

We are just waiting for players from all over the world to come and show their skills, and at the same time make Shannan Prefecture famous.

But the King of Java chose to cause trouble at this critical juncture.

He was forced to cancel the sports meet and prepare for the battle.

Lu Yan scratched his hair irritably, feeling like he had carefully prepared a banquet.

As a result, no guests came and I was left staring at the table full of dried food.

"Report——!"

A loud shout interrupted Lu Yan's thoughts, and Li Kui rushed in in a hurry.

Before they could even stand still, they started shouting:

"Sir! Something bad has happened!"

Lu Yan frowned:

"Xiao Kui, can you calm down a bit? It's so disgraceful to yell like that!"

Li Kui took a few breaths before saying:

"Sir, those...those contestants...they...they rebelled!"

"Rebellion? What's going on?" Lu Yan was confused.

"Didn't you cancel the sports meet earlier? When the competitors from all over the world heard about it, they all quit."

"Now they're all gathered at the government office to protest! They're all like they've eaten dynamite, making as much noise as a vegetable market!"

When Lu Yan heard this, he felt his temples throbbing and his head buzzing.

He rubbed his temples and complained madly in his heart:

This group of people is more difficult to deal with than the King of Java!

The King of Java is at least a serious villain and plays by the rules.

But these athletes...

He held his forehead helplessly, thinking that the battle hadn't even started yet, and he had already been defeated by these athletes.

It's already this late, and they're still having a sports meet? These people are so bored.

Lu Yan felt like a kindergarten teacher, facing a group of naughty kids, so exhausted!

He tried to calm down and said silently in his heart:

Calm down, calm down, you must calm down!

He stood up, dragged his heavy steps, and followed Li Kui to the gate of the government office.

As soon as he arrived at the door, Lu Yan was stunned by the scene before him.

There was a huge crowd of people at the entrance of the government office, it was even more lively than a concert.

Athletes from various countries wore colorful sportswear.

They were holding all kinds of strange sports equipment and shouting excitedly.

"We want to compete! We want to compete!"

"Why cancel the sports meet? We didn't come all this way here just to watch you fight!"

"Refund! Refund! Give us back the registration fee!"

"Pay compensation! Pay compensation! Pay compensation!"

Some people in the crowd began to shout slogans, the voices became louder and louder, and the situation was about to get out of control.

Lu Yan felt like his eardrums were about to burst.

He quickly covered his ears and cried out in his heart:

Oh, heaven! Oh, earth! Who will save me?

He took a deep breath, mustered his courage, stood up, and shouted loudly:

"Everyone! Everyone! Please be quiet! Please listen to me!"

However, his voice was drowned out by the noise of the crowd.

It's like a small stone thrown into the sea, which doesn't cause any ripples.

Lu Yan thought quickly and snatched a gong from Li Kui's hand and started to strike it hard.

"Clang clang clang!"

The deafening sound of the gong finally drowned out the noise of the crowd.

The crowd gradually quieted down and turned their eyes to Lu Yan.

Lu Yan cleared his throat and said:

"I know everyone is angry, and I understand how they feel.

I had no choice but to cancel the sports meet this time.

Because Java is going to attack our Shannan Prefecture, I must prioritize the war and protect everyone's safety."

"Java? That tiny country that's famous for its durian?"

A thin man said disdainfully.

"They dare to attack Shannan Prefecture? They are simply courting death!"

Lu Yan smiled bitterly, thinking that this kid was truly ignorant and fearless.

Although Java is a small country, their king is a complete madman who can do anything.

"My friend, you can't say that," Lu Yan explained patiently.

“Although Java is not strong, we cannot take it lightly.

For everyone's safety, I have to cancel the sports meeting. I hope you can understand."

"Then you should refund us the registration fee!"

"We spent a lot of money to participate in the sports meeting!"

Lu Yan thought, this is the point, right?

He said with a smile:

"Everyone, of course the registration fee will be refunded, but the war is intense right now, the treasury is empty, and we can't come up with that much money right away.

How about this, I will provide food and accommodation, and after the war is over, I will organize another sports meet.

When the time comes, not only will the registration fee be refunded, but there will also be generous prizes waiting for everyone!"

When everyone heard this, they began to whisper and discuss it.

Although they were still somewhat dissatisfied with the cancellation of the sports meet.

But considering his own safety, he had no choice but to accept Lu Yan's arrangement.

I saw the crowd in the square disperse like the tide.

Lu Yan finally breathed a sigh of relief, feeling relieved throughout his internal organs.

He wiped the non-existent beads of sweat from his forehead, secretly rejoicing in his heart:

Fortunately, my friend was smart, otherwise the cancellation of the sports meet would have been a very difficult situation.

While he was thinking, he arranged for people to bring in players from various countries.

What about the champion of breaking stones with one's chest, the master of eating ramen while standing upside down, the master of playing the suona through one's nostrils...

All of them were sent to the five-star hotels arranged by the government office.

Of course, they have to pay for it themselves, after all, the treasury is empty.