With a million soldiers, the empress begged me not to rebel

Lu Yan's fingers were like they were equipped with GPS, pressing on the acupuncture points precisely.

A warm current spread throughout her body, and Chen Qingwan was so comfortable that she almost died on the spot!

Chen Qingwan quickly closed her eyes and savored the ecstasy.

After a stick of incense, Lu Yan withdrew his hand.

Chen Qingwan stood up and stretched, revealing her curves, which made Lu Yan's heart flutter.

"Hmm...it's really good."

"But the setting is too shabby, and the tea and snacks are too low-class. Could it be that they are deliberately trying to save money and hide it?"

Qiao'er snickered at the side, "Miss, you are clearly saying one thing and thinking another!"

Chen Qingwan glared at Qiao'er, "What do you know? I'm just speaking the truth!"

Lu Yan watched the two people bickering and secretly felt relieved. It seemed that he had gotten away with it.

"Master Lu, what else do you usually do? Besides...massage,"

Chen Qingwan deliberately emphasized the word "massage" with a hint of teasing in her eyes.

"Besides handling official duties and some small business, I usually research ways to improve my health."

"What else?" Chen Qingwan asked.

Lu Yan smiled mysteriously.

Knowing that she was deliberately looking for trouble, he climbed up the pole.

"Girl, do you really want to know?"

"certainly!"

"I...I'm also researching some 'breast enhancement' techniques..."

While Lu Yan was speaking, his eyes were glancing at Chen Qingwan.

When Chen Qingwan heard the term "breast enhancement technique", her face turned dark.

His chest heaved violently like a cat whose tail was stepped on.

This lecher actually dared to tease her!

As the ruler of a country, when had she ever been treated so frivolously?

He cursed Lu Yan's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart and wished he could drag him out and chop him into pieces right now.

But she remained calm on the surface, and even forced a smile that was uglier than crying.

"Oh? Breast enlargement technique? Lord Lu also knows this? Tell me about it, I... ahem, I'm also quite interested."

Lu Yan had no idea that he had stepped into a minefield and thought she was really interested.

He immediately became energetic and began his wonderful speech on the "Secrets of Breast Enlargement" with great enthusiasm.

"Miss, you don't know that this breast enhancement technique is very profound and requires both internal and external cultivation."

"This 'internal' refers to the elixir for internal use, mainly composed of Tianshan Snow Lotus, thousand-year-old ginseng, and ten-thousand-year-old Ganoderma lucidum..."

As he spoke, he stretched out his fingers and gestured seriously.

Chen Qingwan resisted the urge to roll her eyes and continued to ask, "What about this 'outside'?"

Lu Yan rubbed his hands and his eyes quickly swept across her chest.

"This 'external' naturally refers to massage techniques. I created a set of 'Nine Nine Returns to One Free and Easy Massage Methods'.

Combined with a special ointment, it is guaranteed to make Miss Chen...ahem...more...erect."

As he spoke, he made massage gestures in the air with his hands.

Chen Qingwan felt a chill and goosebumps all over her body when she saw this.

Qiao'er was laughing so hard that she couldn't straighten her back and was almost crying.

"Lord Lu's method sounds magical," Chen Qingwan asked with a wry smile.

“I wonder if there are any successful cases?”

Lu Yan's eyes rolled and he immediately started to make up stories.

"There are so many cases like that! Widow Wang next door used my secret recipe.

That effect, wow, it’s simply…”

As he spoke, he drew an exaggerated arc with his hands and looked ambiguous.

Chen Qingwan almost couldn't hold back and slapped him in the face.

Widow Wang? People say she's a famous busty woman in the entire county.

This Lu Yan, his ability to tell lies with open eyes is really perfect!

She was even more certain in her heart that Lu Yan was a liar who was full of nonsense, greedy for money and lustful, and was simply hopeless!

"Master Lu is indeed... knowledgeable and experienced,"

Chen Qingwan gritted her teeth and said, "This lady has broadened her horizons today."

Lu Yan thought she was praising him and touched his nose proudly.

"No, no, Miss Chen, you are too kind. My skills are just trivial and not worth mentioning."

Chen Qingwan listened while secretly observing Lu Yan's expression.

I noticed that his words were evasive, his eyes were wandering, and he would glance at my chest from time to time, which made me even more convinced that he was a liar.

This is not a breast enhancement technique at all, it's clearly a pretext for taking advantage of others!

"Master Lu, I have benefited a lot today."

"I will reward you handsomely someday."

"Sure, sure," Lu Yan said cheerfully.

"If you trust me, you might as well try my massage technique now. I guarantee... you'll see immediate results."

Chen Qingwan suppressed her nausea and waved her hand, "Forget it today. I have something else to do, so I'll take my leave now."

After saying that, she stood up and left, and Qiao'er quickly followed her.

After leaving the "Shannan Foot Trail", Chen Qingwan's face immediately became gloomy.

"Qiao'er, when you get back, write a letter to the palace immediately and have someone come down to shut down this shady shop!"

"Yes, Miss!" Qiao'er responded quickly.

……

After returning to the post station, Chen Qingwan became more and more angry. Lu Yan was simply treating her like a fool!

She was the ruler of a country, yet she was teased by a mere county magistrate. She couldn't swallow this!

"Qiao'er, tell me, how should I... teach this scoundrel a lesson?"

Chen Qingwan asked angrily.

Qiao'er's eyes rolled, and a plan came to her mind. "Miss, I have an idea..."

At the same time, Lu Yan was still immersed in the dream of getting rich.

The next day, Lu Yan was leisurely lying in a rocking chair basking in the sun.

Suddenly, a group of officers and soldiers rushed into the "Shannan Foot Trail" with great momentum.

"I am the commander of the Imperial Guards, and I have come in the name of the Emperor to apprehend you!"

"Lu Yan, you are suspected of deceiving decent women, tax evasion and other crimes. Come with us now!"

The leading general shouted sternly.

Lu Yan was confused. What was going on?

Cheating a decent woman? Tax evasion? What kind of nonsense are these?

Lu Yan is a man of integrity. When has he ever done such a wicked thing?

Could it be that someone has reported me to the empress behind my back?

This is my territory. Someone is doing this right under my nose.

He was tied up and taken to the county jail. Along the way, his mind was full of questions.

This false accusation is even more unfair than snow in June!

The cell was dark and damp, with a musty smell. Lu Yan wrinkled his nose in disgust.

This shabby place is not even as good as his toilet!

He is a dignified time traveler, yet he has fallen to this point. He is truly like a tiger in plain land being bullied by a dog!

……

Outside the county jail, the people of Shannan County also gathered together to speak out for Lu Yan.

"Lord Lu is a good man! How could he possibly deceive a decent woman?"