Transmigrating into a Man's Wife: I Share the Pain with the Male Protagonist

Chapter 377

"Because I don't want my anus to burst. Going to the toilet is already hard work, and I don't want to leak poop." Li Mofu said seriously.

Lu Mingyun was silent, feeling like he understood and yet didn't understand.

"Or you can let me have sex with you?" Li Mofu thought about it and suddenly suggested excitedly.

Lu Mingyun raised his eyebrows, a hint of teasing in his eyes, "You want to be up there?"

Li Mofu nodded fiercely, "Yes, yes, yes!"

"Okay." Lu Mingyun stood up and asked Li Mofu to sit up, while he lay down himself.

Li Mofu's eyes lit up. He stared at Lu Mingyun in disbelief and asked, "Are you serious?"

"Yes, seriously." Lu Mingyun looked at Li Mofu who was sitting on his waist and nodded.

Li Mofu's eyes widened, and bad ideas popped into his head one after another. It was not Li Mofu's fault. After all, he had been single for so many years. Suddenly someone said that you can do whatever you want to him. That feeling is really a crime.

Li Mofu's room had not been opened since dinner. When Guozi went there, he found it locked. He knocked on the door and asked a few questions in confusion. Lu Mingyun's voice came from inside, telling him to go and rest first.

Guozi scratched his head and went back to the side room. At night, when he was half asleep and half awake, he could always hear whimpering, crying and squeaking coming from next door.

He felt strange, but fell asleep again in a daze.

Because he was still confused, Guozi woke up after a while.

Then he suddenly realized what had happened next door. He sat up in surprise, quietly left the side room, and saw Mo Zhu standing not far away.

Seeing him, Mo Zhu made a hushing gesture. Guozi was shocked and frightened and pointed at Li Mofu's room and made a strange expression. Mo Zhu didn't say anything, but just shook his head to indicate that he didn't care.

Another half hour passed before Lu Mingyun called for water, and Guozi and Mozhu quietly brought it in. The curtains in the room were drawn, so Li Mofu's condition could not be seen. Lu Mingyun, wearing only a pair of trousers, was picking up clothes from the floor.

Guozi was stunned as he left the room with the dirty clothes. If Mo Zhu hadn't woken him up, he would have banged his head against the wall.

It was unclear who had sex with whom that night, or who took advantage of whom, but Li Mofu slept until the afternoon. When he got up, he felt weak, the kind of weak he felt from exhaustion.

"..." Li Mofu stared at the ceiling of the bed for a long time with his eyes open, and finally pounded the bed board angrily.

"Ouch! It hurts!"

Unexpectedly, the bed board was too strong, and Li Mofu frowned in pain.

"I'm so angry!" Li Mofu pulled the quilt up dejectedly.

After a while, his stomach growled, and Li Mofu got up with a grin on his face, put on his clothes and shoes, and went out.

"Young Master! Are you awake?" Guozi, who was sitting at his door playing with the cat, stood up happily when he heard the noise.

Li Mofu had a drained, weak expression on his face, even his lips were dry, but the first thing he asked was, "Where's Lu Mingyun?"

"Master...Master..." Guozi hesitated.

"Find me?"

Lu Mingyun's voice came from the side. Li Mofu turned his head and saw Lu Mingyun walking towards him with porridge in his hand, grinning.

"Are you hungry? Come in and eat." Lu Mingyun walked quickly to Li Mofu and pulled him back into the house.

Guozi, who was left outside, sighed and turned back to sit on the steps to continue playing with the cats. "It's a pity that you slept in my room last night."

Li Mofu returned to the room and stared at Lu Mingyun with his dead eyes. Lu Mingyun sat opposite him and smiled more and more happily, "Aren't you hungry after sleeping for so long?"

Li Mofu took a deep breath and wanted to say something loudly but he didn't have the energy. In the end, he could only say sarcastically, "How can I not be hungry? Not only am I hungry, I'm thirsty, my butt hurts, and the chair is too cold. It's a pity that some people only care about their own comfort and never think about others."

"..." Lu Mingyun touched his nose, blushed, and stood up to get a cushion and pour tea for Li Mofu.

"You know what? I learned a lesson from my own experience." Li Mofu said after taking a sip of tea.

Lu Mingyun sat next to him, put his arm around his waist and asked, "What?"

"Men's words are deceiving." Li Mofu said slowly.

"..." Lu Mingyun pinched Li Mofu's waist and muttered, "Didn't I let you be on top..."

"Say it again?!" Li Mofu pinched Lu Mingyun's face and questioned.

Lu Mingyun closed his mouth and let Li Mofu pinch him obediently.

Li Mofu rolled his eyes and let go of his hand. Ultimately, it was he who couldn't resist the temptation and fell for it. Now he had suffered the loss...

Next time, Lu Mingyun must also suffer a loss in order to alleviate the strange feeling that something is wrong with him but he can't put his finger on any of the problems.

Li Mofu hummed as he thought about it.

"Mofu, what is our relationship now?" Lu Mingyun suddenly asked in a low voice.

Li Mofu raised his eyes and glanced at him, "Let's consider him as a partner."

"What is that?" Lu Mingyun asked again.

"It means lover." Li Mofu said.

Lu Mingyun smiled and said, "Okay, let's hold a banquet after the mourning period is over."

Li Mofu laughed and said, "If your family agrees."

"They will agree." Lu Mingyun said.

Li Mofu looked up at him and said, "Let me be frank. If you dare to betray me in the future, don't blame me for being rude to you."

"What will you do to me?" Lu Mingyun asked curiously.

Li Mofu said nothing, moved the porridge over and started drinking. Seeing this, Lu Mingyun did not ask any more questions.

After a while, Li Mofu was full. He wiped his mouth and said nonchalantly, "I'll chop off your little brother and boil it and feed it to the dog."