Divorce and flash marriage, CEO ex-husband regrets heartbreak

Bah, bah, who is his status? No one in the entire country K dares to stop him from speaking.

But heaven and earth are witnesses, the sun and the moon are witnesses, he really doesn't understand what the word "old" he just said means.

"Find the cell phone." The fishing rod was almost deformed in Di Guanwei's hand. He gritted his teeth and glared at Lu Mian, his whole face brown and purple with anger and coldness.

Being so stupid, how could he have thought that he was qualified for the position of steward of the Di family?

"What?" Lu Mian's face turned pale with fright, and his breathing became uneven.

Even at this point, the master still hasn't given up, right?

"Don't you understand what I'm saying?" Di Guanwei stared at Lu Mian's rosy face, his facial muscles showing anger.

Finally, Lu Mian wiped the sweat from his forehead and said awkwardly, "I, I'll get it right away."

As he spoke, he reached out to grab the deformed fish scoop in Di Guanwei's hand, but before he could touch it, he heard his voice, which was indistinguishable from his joy or anger, "Catch it with your hands."

Lu Mian: “…”

I have to say that the master really holds a grudge. Knowing that he is most afraid of fish, he still lets him catch them with his hands.

Lu Mian has had a fear of fish since he was a child. He dared not touch or eat fish, and he dared not look directly into the eyes of fish, because he felt that they were not eyes, but zombies, especially when he looked into their eyes.

Lu Mian felt as if his nostrils were blocked by their scales, and the feeling of suffocation and collapse was infinitely magnified. In the end, he drowned in the fear and despair.

He didn't know why there were such slippery things in the world, and he didn't know why people called them cute fish.

In his world, they are not fish, but demons, demons that devour human souls.

"Master, I'm afraid of fish. Please stop joking with me."

"Do you think I'm joking?" Di Guanwei glanced at him coldly, his aura fully open, intimidating without even being angry.

Lu Mian was so flustered that his tongue seemed to be tied up, and he couldn't speak smoothly. "Master, my phone fell into the water and can't be used..."

"Get it for me." Di Guanwei ignored his trembling lips and legs and gave the order coldly.

Lu Mian swallowed hard, his back already wet from fear, a chill sweeping over his senses.

He carefully glanced at the fish swimming freely in the luxurious fish tank, and felt that it was like a terrifying snake's den, no, a python's den.

Lu Mian was so nervous that his hair almost stood on end, and he roared and cursed Di Guanwei in his heart.

After he finally finished cursing, he took a deep breath, then turned his head away and reached his hand into the fish tank with a look of ready death.

While blindly scooping up his phone, he chanted a childish, trembling incantation: "Heaven and earth, please help the Lord of Mount Tai to show up and bless the fish. Don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me, don't touch me."

"Amitabha, may the Bodhisattva bless you, may the Queen Mother bless you, may the Jade Emperor bless you, may the Tathagata Buddha bless you, may the Goddess Nuwa bless you."

Di Guanwei: “…”

Damn, was Lu Mian reincarnated to be funny?

It's just a few goldfish, why would he be so angry?

Lu Mian didn't know how much effort he put in to fish the phone out of the fish tank. He only knew that after handing the wet phone to Di Guanwei, he lost his balance and collapsed to the ground like a puddle of mud.

His face had already turned pale with fear, and his breathing and heart rhythm became irregular, as if he would drown in the endless fear at any moment.

It must have been a dream, yes, the feeling of the fish tail hitting his hand must have been a dream.

Just that slippery feeling...

In less than an hour, Lu Mian's back was already experiencing a mixture of hot and cold. He had the illusion of being in a world of ice and fire, which made him suffer even more.

Di Guanwei glanced at his frightened face and snorted, "Is it that serious? They're just a few goldfish. Luckily, no one's around. Otherwise, if people knew that I, the Di family's housekeeper, was afraid of fish, it would be a huge joke."

Hearing this, Lu Mian really had the urge to punch Di Guanwei in the head.

At this hour, he was actually worried about the fish making a fool of themselves? He really was a cold-blooded and heartless animal...

Bah, bah, bah, look at him, he has been led astray by Xiuzhi again.

Yes, the master was a bit cold-blooded, but he was still good to him after all, so it was a bit too much for him to always curse him behind his back.