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Chapter 70 It's Fucking Shameful

After the first floor was cleared, Xiang Lin led the two young men who could barely walk fast, wielding his sword to clear the way.

"Now that you can move, help me pick up the shiny thing that fell on the ground."

After giving each person a large piece of chocolate, Xiang Lin concentrated on chopping the zombies. Without having to bend down to pick up the fallen crystal cores, Xiang Lin's speed became even faster.

"Some are stuck in the zombie's head. Just pick them out."

Xiang Lin didn't even turn his head, and the cooperation afterwards became smoother, and the two teenagers were able to keep up with Xiang Lin's footsteps.

Sometimes, before half of the head hits the ground, someone has already reached out to take it, dig out the crystal core, and throw the useless half of the head behind them. The movements are smooth and seamless.

It seems that these two young men are quite capable!

Xiang Lin has already killed two people with two people.

"Duang, Duang, Duang, Duang, Duang........" A burst of rapid gong beating sounds came up!

There is no need to think about it, the ones making this sound must be those funny guys.

"Captain Xiang, why do your team members wear cymbals when they go out on a mission?"

"It must be used to attract zombies and rescue survivors like us who are still struggling to stay alive!"

Xiang Lin felt a little guilty and didn't dare to look back at the two young men's faces.

"Yes, this is the method they came up with after discussion." Xiang Lin pretended to be very busy and looked at his knife over and over again.

"I'm saying that the soldiers led by Captain Xiang really think differently!"

"A strong general has no weak soldiers!"

Xiang Lin lowered his head and looked for cracks in the ground!

This is such a sin! Although I am happy when others praise me, haven’t we all overlooked one fact?!

There is no other sound in this place except the howling of zombies!

The sound of gongs and drums was so loud that even the zombies in the entire hospital could hear it!

Xiang Lin didn't dare to use his special ability to check the situation around him, but it was already shown in his mind that the zombies in the hospital were moving quickly towards this building.

A small number of them are still fighting against other team members!

"Who the hell is this?" A gruff voice came through the headphones. "Who the hell did this? I'm about to get that thing, but the zombies got away!"

"Don't let me know which bastard it is," another relatively calm voice came out, "otherwise, I'll kill him!"

"Who is this? It's so fucking wicked!"

"Clean up this area quickly, and let's go see who the bastard is!"

...................

Xiang Lin silently turned off his headphones, gritted his teeth, and danced the knife in his hand like a flower. The zombies' howling could not drown out the sound of the knife breaking through the air.

Shameful! So shameful! Extremely shameful! So fucking shameful!

Maintaining this speed, he went down two more floors and rescued another person during the process. Xiang Lin could now clearly hear the howling sounds in the hall.

Basically all the zombies in the building have gathered in the lobby on the first floor, and those who can't squeeze in are wandering around the edge!

Looking down, I saw zombies swarming everywhere!

In the middle of the zombies, there's a drum. I use this quantifier because a person could stand on it and dance. And there's a gong, the kind used in ancient times to clear the way for emperors on their journeys.

"Captain Xiang's men are so capable!"

"Captain Xiang teaches well!"

"This is a really great idea. This way, more people who are still alive can escape."

"Captain Xiang............"

People on both sides of Xiang Lin were sticking their heads out of the railings, watching the discussions below!

[Damn it, these bastards don't need to live anymore, and neither do I!]

[Those who I hadn’t lost in the past thirty years, I’ve lost them all today! ]

[Why did I save the four of them in the first place?!]

【Who will save me?????????】

"Hahahahaha, burp, the society must be dead! Cluck, cluck, cluck, cluck." Xiao Ba's goose cry never stopped.

"Dear friends, I'm going to speed up now. Please follow me closely!"

Xiang Lin couldn't help but stretch his head to take another look at the situation in the hall.

Qi Gang used a large rubber hammer to hit the gong and drum, "Duang, Duang, Duang..."

"Qi Gang, I estimate that we can collect about 2000 coins this time!" Wu Hong asked when he had time.

"Almost there, most of the zombies in the hospital should be here!"

"Miao Bing, I have a bad feeling!" Kang Cun was worried, but he didn't stop moving his hands.

"Stop talking, I've always had this feeling!" Miao Bing pursed her lips. "When I went out today, my right eye kept twitching."

"Don't think too much. People say that if your left eye twitches, wealth will come from destiny, but if your right eye twitches, disaster will come and it's feudal superstition!" Qi Gang crushed the zombie's head carelessly and put the crystal core into the bag tied around his waist.

Xiang Lin now felt that the veins on his head were popping and his blood vessels were several times thicker than before!

With a cold face, he reached out and pointed at the four below, unable to bear it any longer.

Qi just looked up and saw Xiang Lin stretching out his arm, and instantly waved to Xiang Lin happily.

"The captain greeted me and gave us a thumbs up!"

"No way, I think the captain didn't die of anger because he has strong psychological endurance!" Kang Cun took the time to look up.

Xiang Lin had already retracted his head, but the other survivors were still greeting them and giving them a thumbs up!

A few survivors, dragging a blanket filled with crystal cores, some clutched uneaten chocolates, others had half-filled bottles of water in their pockets, and others held up crystal cores filled with water bottles. They smiled and greeted the people downstairs, giving thumbs-up. Occasionally, gongs and drums would be heard downstairs!

Is there any hope for this? If I go back, will there be just a few more idiots?!

If we rely on them to protect the safe base, is there any hope?

"Think positively about everything," Xiao Ba chuckled and consoled. "If children are unreliable, it's probably because their parents are immoral!"

"I personally suggest you shut up!"

"I'm just comforting you. The child is still young and will slowly come to his senses! At least, they didn't bring a long string of firecrackers to set off!" Xiao Ba then burst into a long series of giggles.

Haha, if we set off firecrackers in this place, I’m afraid it will attract half of the zombies in the city!

If we rely on them to protect the safe base...

Xiang Lin imagined the scene of hordes of zombies howling outside the base and the beating of gongs and drums and firecrackers inside the base every day, and he shuddered!

No, no, think about it on the bright side. Young people are energetic, motivated and full of energy. How great!

The fantasy of an infinitely bright future only appeared in Xiang Lin's mind for a second.

After seeing Qi Gang holding a huge plate of firecrackers, Xiang Lin completely collapsed. He didn't care about anything else and rushed down the corridor, collected the firecrackers, and without saying anything, he rushed up the corridor along the pillars.

He just started to kill the zombies outside!

Fuck youth!

Tired, destroy it!

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