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Xiao Ba looked at the person in his arms, then at the papers on the table.

Look at how other people sit on the couch or chairs, or stand at the dining table.

He took a deep breath, and then slowly told everyone the conclusion he had just reached after communicating with Xiang Lin.

“One good news and one bad news.

Which one should I listen to first?

"Let me tell you the good news first!" Zhao Chenming

"I already know how to make him present it." Xiao Ba

“This is indeed great news.

How do you say it? "An Yin

"Stimulation. When all the stimulation she has received recently accumulates together, she will lose control of herself."

Xiao Ba sighed deeply.

Thinking about it, Xiang Lin has really received a lot of stimulation during this period of time.

But when I think carefully, I can't figure out what stimulated me.

Maybe a shout would irritate her.

It could also be that throwing a grenade would give her an electric shock.

Or maybe he could be stimulated by riding on a galloping horse.

You can't see her facial expressions, nor can you see from her other behaviors that she is irritated.

I only see her running around when she is extremely emotional, such as after being greatly stimulated.

Or they would all rush towards Xiao Ba.

Only at this time will everyone be sure that Xiang Lin was stimulated.

"I've heard the good news, but what about the bad news?" Batian asked cautiously.

After all, this good news is not really good news.

"That's the bad news." Xiao Ba moved his arm away.

Only then did everyone see it.

The lower body was fine on Xiaoba's legs, but the upper body was left with only a colorful piece of clothing!

"Haha, this should be considered good news!"

An Yin twitched the corner of her mouth.

Force a smile that is not really a smile!

The expressions on the others' faces were even more indescribable.

In the next few days, everyone began to work hard to give Xiang Lin more stimulation.

However, after some shocks, Xiang Lin's reaction was more like he was playing with everyone.

The result of a meaningless scare is that it has no effect!

After brainstorming several times, I actually accepted Qi Gang's idea.

"Beef, mutton, pork, choose one!" Xiao Ba pointed to the mountain of meat on the table.

"........"

The other person ignored your question and gave an ambiguous sneer to the person who asked the question.

“If you don’t choose, we’ll have stewed vegetables today.

Stewed vegetables.

It's just a bunch of vegetables thrown into water and cooked for you to eat."

Xiao Ba was calm at this moment and didn't take the other party's ridicule seriously at all.

What a joke! You, a person who eats, are actually critical of my patience as a person who cooks.

Don’t you think that if I don’t cook, you will have to eat food that doesn’t suit your taste every day?

If it doesn't suit your taste, you become picky about food.

You'll get beaten if you're picky about food!

However, getting beaten is also a good stimulation.

There was a loud bang, followed by the sound of someone kicking over a chair and jumping onto a table.

"I want them all. Come and fight if you don't agree!"

Although we couldn't see the person's face, strangely enough, everyone could imagine Xiang Lin's expression at that moment.

The corners of Xiao Ba's mouth twitched, and then he let out an ambiguous laugh.

Then An Yin ran away!

“Little bastard!

If you read that nonsense to her again, I will break your legs!"

Xiao Ba followed closely with a kitchen knife in hand.

An Yin's ultimate dodge!

There's nothing I can do, it's obvious that this godfather is really angry!

If he didn't really dodge, the kitchen knife would really fall on him!

“No, Dad, you have to see it too!

At least she can speak idioms now!

Isn’t this progress?!”

While dodging, An Yin did not forget to defend herself!

If he can remember it after reading it more than once, it means that his brain is quite good!

As long as you practice more, success will be within your reach!

“Would I be as progressive as she is?

Why don’t you read more of those good fables to her?

What are those things you read?

Novels, those about cultivation, fantasy, and even those about messy and overbearing CEOs!

My well-educated and well-mannered daughter was corrupted by a bastard like you."

Xiao Ba is almost going crazy!

Ever since Xiang Lin became conscious, he has been guiding Xiang Lin to be a girl with temperament!

Although her strength prevents her from being a person of temperament.

But isn’t that because Xiang Lin isn’t fully civilized yet?

As long as you cultivate more and work hard, will it take a long time for you to become a beautiful woman with temperament?!

Xiang Lin doesn't swear at all now.

Even when someone occasionally swears, they will angrily throw things at the other person.

That proves that she herself also hates swear words and the like.

Ever since An Yin took over the job of telling Xiang Lin bedtime fairy tales.

From time to time, Xiao Ba always heard words like "Come and fight if you don't agree", "Little devil", "He seduced me", "I don't want you, I feel good", etc. from Xiang Lin's mouth.

Finally, after An Yinta was beaten up by Xiang Lin, Xiao Ba returned to the dining table.

"Have you made your choice?" Xiao Ba asked the group of people squatting next to the pile of meat, holding a kitchen knife.

Not bad, An Yin got a worthwhile beating, now half of her upper body is exposed.

Should I find another excuse to beat up An Yin? Will all this be exposed?!

Unfortunately, An Yin hid obediently behind the sofa without making a sound or coming out.

"I want both!" Two short words.

"No, you can only choose one." Xiao Ba waved the kitchen knife at Xiang Lin.

"Bunny!"

When hearing these three words, even Qianyu, who was sitting next to Xiang Lin, didn't have time to stop him.

Then Xiao Ba had another knife in his hand.

This knife is so long!

It looks like it's at least two meters long!

The person closest to the gate felt a gust of wind before he even reached the door.

Then I saw colorful afterimages in front of my eyes.

The knife wind followed closely in front of him.

The blade brushed against the tip of his nose and he walked away.

Everything happens in an instant!

Before everyone could react, Xiao Ba's angry voice was heard in the yard.

"You bastard, just stand there!

Look, I'm going to chop you off!"

The farce ended with Xiang Lin being hit on the buttocks with thirty shoe soles.

Thirty shoe soles in exchange for three kinds of meat cooked together.

Xiang Lin ate a big pot with tears in his eyes!

Remember, ten shoe soles can be exchanged for a meal of meat!

If there are five kinds of meat, you can eat them by being beaten with fifty shoe soles at a time!

But my butt hurts so much when I spank it with the sole of my shoe.

If only someone could help share the burden!

Why don’t they get beaten with shoes for eating meat?!

I am not satisfied!

Wuu ...

No one noticed Xiang Lin's rich inner world, and even if they did, no one would care.

After all, Xiao Ba is Xiang Lin’s nominal father!