Me and Xiaobaguan after-sales

"Don't get too close to her, she doesn't recognize you yet!"

Xiao Ba quickly threw the fruit in his hand to a distant place and saw Xiang Lin crawling on all fours very quickly and skillfully.

Zhao Chenming wanted to protest, but found that he could not move his arms.

"You're going to sneak her out like this every day?" Zhao Chenming

"What else? She's so energetic right now that I can't even keep up with her even when I eat ginseng!"

Xiao Ba glanced at Xiang Lin who was about to come back, and threw the other apple in the fruit bowl away.

Zhao Chenming had his arm fixed around his neck.

"I'll take her out for a few days, you take a good rest!"

Zhao Chenming felt that he had a lot of energy, and it was almost a piece of cake for Xiang Lin of his current age.

In just one morning, Zhao Chenming went from being a juicy radish just after waking up to a wilted cabbage!

Watching Xiang Lin racing with the horse outside, Zhao Chenming couldn't help but sigh.

The new body is good!

"Then how do you usually play with her?" Zhao Chenming asked humbly.

After Xiao Ba cleaned up all the rooms in the RV, he left the RV.

A large box was pulled out from under the car.

Then I opened it and saw a huge drone.

Xiao Ba tied a net bag to the drone.

Fill your pockets with brightly colored fruits.

Then he whistled at Xiang Lin who was racing with the horse.

Then the drone starts up!

Zhao Chenming was stunned!

Is this even possible?!

How could this be possible?!

How the hell can it be like this?!

When the drone flew to a height of about 20 meters from the ground, Xiao Ba stuffed the remote control into Zhao Chenming's hand.

Zhao Chenming saw through the camera on the drone that Xiang Lin was jumping up and down and was really tired, so he secretly lowered the altitude of the drone.

And then, nothing!

nothing left!

What Xiao Ba saw again was the scene of Zhao Chenming and Xiang Lin fighting over the drone fragments.

The main thing was that Zhao Chenming rescued the last bit of drone debris from Xiang Lin's mouth.

"What about the others?" Xiao Ba asked expressionlessly.

"I don't know! I looked around but couldn't find any other fragments.

If she hadn't run so slowly, I wouldn't have been able to see the piece of her mouth!"

Zhao Chenming clamped Xiang Lin's neck with his arms and pried into Xiang Lin's mouth with both hands, trying to snatch the last fragment back from Xiang Lin's mouth.

Xiao Ba sighed deeply and rubbed his face vigorously.

Batian and Wu Tong went to cook something on their own initiative.

Then after it was cooked, he brought a large bowl over and handed it to Xiao Ba.

"I'll count to three. If you don't come here, you're going to get your ass ripped off tonight!"

Xiao Ba held the bowl and looked at Xiang Lin motionlessly.

Then Zhao Chenming was kicked far away by Xiang Lin.

Xiao Ba closed his eyes again!

From now on, let Xiang Lin stay away from those cows, sheep, horses, dogs and wolves!

What the hell did I learn?

After pouring a large bowl of liquid in, Zhao Chenming returned to Xiao Ba and sat down on the ground.

Then he saw humans imitating animals' hair-spitting behavior.

Every time Xiang Lin vomited out something, it contained some fragments.

It was not until the drone spit out an electric motor as big as a fist that Zhao Chenming was sure that Xiang Lin had eaten the drone!

After vomiting, Xiang Lin looked at Xiao Ba with tears in his eyes!

Batian quickly stepped forward to help Xiang Lin rinse his mouth and brush his teeth.

Xiaoyao checked Xiang Lin's throat and vocal cords, and touched Xiang Lin's belly by the way.

"There's still a little bit left. I haven't finished vomiting."

By the time Xiang Lin finally vomited out all the debris in his stomach, he was exhausted!

"Now you can go talk to her!"

After Xiao Ba finished speaking, he turned coldly and went back to the kitchen.

Zhao Chenming only stayed here for two or three days before leaving!

Xiang Lin’s current location cannot be exposed, at least not until she returns to normal.

Xiang Lin now doesn't have any of the rationality that an adult should have!

She does things entirely based on her own instincts!

That is to say, if she is happy and wants to eat, she will eat.

She has to drink whatever she wants.

If someone makes her unhappy, she will cry if she wants to.

If she really dislikes this person, she will kill him/her out of instinct.

Uncertain killer!

No one else could tame Xiang Lin, but Xiao Ba cured her with just one move.

Two moves to be precise.

But these two moves are connected, so they can also be said to be one move.

The first step is to make delicious food. Xiaoba now knows Xiang Lin’s taste very well!

Therefore, Xiang Lin would accept any meal cooked by Xiao Ba.

If you don't obey, you won't have food to eat. This trick works very well for Xiang Lin.

The second trick is to tell stories before going to bed at night.

The stories are all made up, just like the content of Andersen's fairy tales was incorporated into Grimm's fairy tales.

Write Snow White into a werewolf world.

For this story, Xiao Ba specially made a collection of fairy tales.

If you don’t behave, you won’t get a bedtime story.

Not only that, but he also got beaten.

Xiang Lin is not afraid of pain no matter where he is hit now.

I'm just afraid of being spanked.

When Xiaoyao first discovered this, he was nervous for a while.

I check Xiang Lin’s butt every day to see if it’s not fully evolved or what’s going on.

Later it was discovered that Xiang Lin's evolution had somewhat regressed to his ancestral state.

The monkey's body is covered with hair, except for its butt which is red and has no hair at all.

That’s right, Xiang Lin is almost like a monkey now.

There was nothing on her body that was pain-free and could not be hurt.

But the buttocks can make her scream if I hit her with a little force!

But no one could catch her because she didn't listen to anyone else.

The kind that won't listen to anything.

However, she really listened to Xiao Ba's words, not missing a single word.

She was told to stand for 20 minutes as punishment, not even a second less, and she really enforced it strictly!

I told her to drink a big bowl of soup and not a drop less.

So if she doesn't listen, Xiao Ba will really catch her and beat her when he tells her stories at night!

It was also because of Xiao Ba’s strong pressure that the group of horses outside could sleep well at night.

Otherwise she would have to find someone to race with late at night.

Even when the person was exhausted, she would not let him go and would grab his hair and make him run.

Because of this incident, Xiang Lin's butt was beaten by Xiao Ba so hard that it was swollen for several days.

After being beaten several times in a row, Xiang Lin realized clearly that he would really be beaten if he didn't obey.

And getting beaten hurts really, really hard.

"Xiang Lin's next time, you and I know."

This was Xiao Ba's advice that Zhao Chenming heard when he got on the plane.

Xiao Ba and Xiang Lin lived in this place day by day.

Every day, the first thing Xiao Ba does when he gets up is to open the door of the RV and then take the drone into the sky.

In less than five minutes, you will see Xiang Lin running towards you on all fours.

She can't be locked up anymore.

How did he get out? The surveillance cameras couldn't see it.

Even if Batian and the others were guarding the house, if they weren't careful, the person would be gone!

Xiao Ba felt very relieved about this.

He was able to escape quietly without being noticed by five all-round robots that never slept, never ate, and never drank.

Multiple uses of space!