Me and Xiaobaguan after-sales

Xiao Ba didn't even look up, and Hawkeye skillfully took out the small medical kit he carried with him, disinfected it, reduced the swelling, and applied a medical tape to prevent his face from deforming.

"Hiss, it's obvious that the base commander held back when she hit me this time. It's only swollen, no skin broken, nothing serious."

Hawkeye turned his head to the reflective glass and carefully examined his handsome face.

After looking at it carefully twice, I felt that my face seemed a little asymmetrical.

"Boss Ba, can you help me take a look at my face? Is it crooked?!" Hawkeye asked Xiao Ba for help.

Xiao Ba didn't look up, but mechanically reached out and touched Hawkeye's face.

Then I used some force casually and heard a "click" sound.

Hawkeye only realized belatedly that a sharp pain had struck him.

"Ahhhh~ Damn, that really hurts."

Before Hachi could stop him, Hawkeye had already finished his string of words.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck..."

Xiang Lin's unique cheerful voice floated across the white snow.

This time, Xiang Lin and Hawkeye were running in front, while Xiao Ba and two robot nannies were following behind.

Xiao Ba held up the slippers.

"Xiang Lin, I'll say this one last time. If you dare to swear again, I'll cut off your food supply!"

"Your mother..."

Hawkeye did not forget to praise their base commander while running away.

"Alright, Base Commander, your pronunciation is much more accurate this time!

It’s much better than last time.”

Hawkeye gave Xiang Lin a thumbs-up.

Xiao Ba was furious!

Damn, we haven’t corrected her bad habit of swearing yet.

You guys have already started the boasting mode, right?

OK, very good, very good!

Xiao Ba took out a fishing net gun and fired a shot in the direction of Hawkeye.

When Xiang Lin was having fun, he was also affected by the fishing net gun fired by Xiao Ba.

"Ahhh, mother, your mother, fuck, your mother..."

Since both of them were caught, there was no order of priority when it came to beating them.

Xiang Lin was severely beaten!

The soles of my slippers are torn!

Hawkeye also received a good beating!

Several robot nannies came together, punching and kicking.

At night, Xiang Lin and Hawkeye squatted in the corner together, helping each other apply medicine.

Xiang Lin was better off, after all, he could get spanked, and Hawkeye was too embarrassed to apply medicine to the base chief's butt.

Hawkeye was shirtless, and Xiang Lin picked up some medicine from his fingers and applied it to his bruised area.

Fingers are bound to touch those purple areas.

"Ouch~"

"hiss……"

"I go……"

"oops……"

Xiao Ba finally couldn't bear it anymore as the noise in the corner became more and more frequent.

"If you keep yelling, you won't be able to leave."

Xiao Ba glanced at Hawkeye.

"Why?" Hawkeye asked curiously.

Xiao Ba looked at Xiang Lin who was drooling behind Hawkeye, and his eyes, one red and one black, were already glowing green.

“She treats you like a toy that makes noises.

If you continue to cooperate with her for a while longer, you will be her food."

Xiao Ba spoke coldly, pointing at the wolf skin and rabbit skin hanging on the wall...

Hawkeye gasped!

I haven't seen the base commander for just a few days, and his brutality has increased to a new level!

He mechanically turned his head to look at Xiang Lin.

What's that transparent thing at the corner of the mouth?!

Hawkeye put on his clothes as quickly as possible.

Xiang Lin poked his finger into nothing.

Look at Hawkeye, then look at Hachi.

Hawkeye retreated and sat down next to Xiaoba.

“You’re just going to stay like this?!

Will the base commander being here have any impact?

Will I recover faster if I return to base?"

Hawkeye looked at Xiang Lin, who was playing with ointment and chasing the robot nanny to apply ointment on them, and asked Xiao Ba.

“Crowded places are too noisy for her now.

I'll take her back to see her when she's completely stable."

Xiao Ba watched Xiang Lin and the nanny playing around.

"However, the base commander is learning more and more words now."

Hawkeye sighed.

It's true that once the wound heals, the pain is forgotten!

Isn’t the beating she received today just because you made her learn new swear words?

"I want to train her to be a hero, a truly cultured hero.

Not a foul-mouthed scoundrel!"

Xiao Ba rolled his eyes at Hawkeye.

Hawkeye touched his nose, feeling somewhat unconvinced.

"I didn't teach her that!"

Xiaoba's shoulders drooped.

Yes, the swear words I used in the beginning were not taught by anyone else.

Xiang Lin learned it himself!

How did you learn it?

It was a sunny day with a gentle breeze.

Xiao Ba thinks that letting Xiang Lin watch more TV can enrich her knowledge.

After much searching, I finally picked a movie that had almost no normal dialogue from beginning to end.

Every line of dialogue contains a curse word.

Xiao Ba didn't realize it at first.

It was only when I heard Xiang Lin's first swear word that I felt something was a little bit wrong.

Two days later, Xiang Lin had become very fluent in swearing!

Although it can't form a complete sentence, it's still very enjoyable to read it word by word!

Only then did Xiao Ba realize that something was wrong!

late!

A few days were enough for Xiang Lin to learn how to watch movies, listen to lines, and practice swearing silently!

In this way, every time Xiang Lin said a dirty word, Xiao Ba would correct him, and if he couldn't correct him, he would beat him!

Anyway, life is a mess.

Hawkeye finally rested here for a night.

Early the next morning, Hawkeye complained to Xiaoba.

"Take the skin off the wall and put it away!

I feel terrified when I sleep at night, as if someone is watching me!"

Hawkeye touched the back of his neck and still felt cold.

Xiao Ba glanced at Xiang Lin, who was eating obediently.

"You think too much.

It's definitely true that I wasn't used to living here for the first time.

You should try not to spend the night here in the future."

Xiao Ba thought about it and decided to persuade Hawkeye.

"No, I can just keep the base commander company here."

Hawkeye looked at Xiang Lin with loving eyes.

Xiao Ba remembered what he saw in the second half of last night.

It’s better not to let Hawkeye know!

What if the child gets scared again?

In the second half of the night, after Hawkeye fell asleep, Xiang Lin opened his eyes.

Holding a kitchen knife that he had hidden at some unknown time, he quietly walked to Hawkeye's bed.

When Xiao Ba saw it, Xiang Lin had already come down with the kitchen knife raised high.

If Xiao Ba hadn't quickly grabbed Xiang Lin's clothes, the blade would have grazed Hawkeye's neck.

Whether Hawkeye can wake up today is another matter.

Hawkeye must not know about this.

Although given the child's personality, even if he knew it, he would probably smile and say that the base commander is very smart.

But don't let him know!

When Hawkeye left, Xiaoba gave him two of Xiang Lin's snacks.

Of course, I gave it to him behind Xiang Lin's back.

Everything is quiet.

Hawkeye boarded his plane smoothly.

"Don't worry, Base Commander, I'll bring you a gift next time I come."

Hawkeye grinned widely, biting some dried meat in his mouth, and waved enthusiastically at Xiang Lin.