Me and Xiaobaguan after-sales

"How dare you, you, that..."

"But fuck you, damn it.

You should thank our ancestors for standing here now, if we hadn't followed the doctrine of the mean.

Your tiny place would have sunk into the sea long ago."

More and more people are joining the verbal battle, and if we talk about quarreling, Qi Gang is the one who starts it.

After being in the special power team for a while, his special powers have increased and his eloquence has also become quite good.

Often, before the other party even speaks, he can predict what the other party will say and launch a powerful counterattack.

Basically a sure hit.

Most of the time, Kang Cun and his group would eat to their heart's content in the temporary safe zone, while Qi Gang and two other team members would take turns going over to them and quarrel with them.

Such as now.

"Brother, I'll take over your shift, you go and take a rest." It was time for the middle-aged man to step out.

Qi Gang readily followed the advice and did not forget to greet the ancestors of the outsiders before leaving.

"Hello, I am your third uncle.

Next, I, the Third Uncle, will discuss the charm of language with you."

A new round of verbal battle has begun, which is more like a stand-up comedy.

After all, although the other group of people surrounded the security and had a huge advantage in numbers, the result was that none of them could fight.

Someone came up and was scolded and kicked off the line before he could even say a few words. Some were even scolded to tears.

"Seeing you bunch of awful things makes me sick."

This sentence finally ended the quarrel because other people were coming to take over the shift.

I guess except for our own people, 90% of foreigners don’t understand what this sentence means.

"Hello everyone, I am your fourth uncle.

My elder brother just talked to you about this matter that everything you said was invented by you.

If that's the case, I have to say a few words.

Everything is yours. You invented the universe. Without you, the universe would not have been formed.

If the world map is not enlarged, can you see your country?

Before, we were not willing to argue with you villains about whether to invent or not. After all, it is mankind that benefits.

Now it's the end of the world, and when you see our weapons you say they're yours, and when you see our equipment you also say they're yours.

I won't give it to you, and you still want to steal our supplies. You have no nerve."

At the edge of the safe house, there were already several human corpses cut into pieces and scattered on the ground.

For the safety of their own people, no matter how close the cooperative relationship is, as long as they leave their own base, they must spend the night in a safe house they have established.

This iron discipline is implemented very comprehensively by the combat troops.

After Kang Cun's team defeated the zombies, they collected all the crystal cores and filled a large storage box.

Several people declined the guest rooms arranged by Hope Base and built a temporary safe shelter by themselves. A group of people ate and drank in the shelter at night.

After the night watchman stayed behind, everyone else returned to their tents to sleep.

In the second half of the night, the night watchman heard some noise and saw two bodies that had been cut into neat pieces and scattered all over the ground.

It doesn't take much thinking to know that someone must be trying to sneak in and steal supplies.

A few people were bored guarding the shelter, and occasionally they would gather together to smoke.

After all, the shelter's equipment is connected to the base's security protection laser network. As long as the laser network at the base is fine, there will be no problems with the shelter.

Normally, there is no need for night watchmen at night.

Maybe the first group of people who came in didn't get any response, but then more people came in one after another like dumplings being dropped into the water.

Then, the night watchman not only watched it himself, but also woke up other sleeping team members to watch it together.

Everyone sat together and bet on whether anyone else would come in to die next.

Unfortunately, no one came back to die.

The good news is that it’s daybreak and everyone can evacuate.

The bad news is that the group can't move forward and the signal can't be sent out.

I hope that when the people in the base wake up, they will see a circle of dismembered bodies in the shelter.

Some people recognized that some of the bodies were relatives or family members of their family.

That's how the commotion started!

The commander of their base is a bearded man named Charles. He is a good-looking Chinese man who believes in Western religion and is smart.

As soon as I saw the situation, I knew that it was one of our people who wanted to go in and steal something, but he didn't steal anything and died. He probably died without even touching the things he had stolen.

He asked Qi Gang and others to send the body out, and he needed to pray for them.

Qi Gang, relying on his tall and strong stature, simply put the body parts into a black plastic bag and took it away.

It would have been better if he was thrown out, but he was in trouble once he left the shelter.

Charles and his deputies took over several large black bags, and Qi Gang turned around and wanted to go back to the shelter.

They didn't ask you to compensate them or anything, nor did they invite everyone to sit down and have a meal together, so Qi Gang naturally wanted to go back to his teammates.

There were a few little princesses and the people around them, originally thinking of taking advantage of anyone they could.

Seeing that Qi Gang could enter and leave the shelter as if it were no man's land, and that the shelter could kill all the bad guys, these people had different ideas.

The hungry wolf pounces on the tiger. Those who want to hold the tiger's legs hold the legs, those who want to hold the tiger's waist hold the waist, those who want to hold the tiger's arms hold the arms, those who want to jump on the tiger's back jump on the tiger's back, and some even jump towards the tiger's face.

She dodged left and right, slapped away the one flying towards her in front of her, turned around and kicked away the one flying towards her from behind, let go of the one pinching her shoulder blade on the left, and swung her arm and flew away from the one on the right.

If he hadn't dodged in time, his mask would have been taken off.

Kang Cun looked at Qi Gang's red eyes, smiled and let him go into the tent to change clothes.

"Damn, the smell is terrible, so fucking disgusting!"

Cursing, Qi Gang went in to change his clothes.

The princesses saw this and thought, this is not going to work. They can’t keep this strong man. What should they do?!

I saw a beautiful woman whose clothes were torn and her shoulders were exposed.

"Base Commander, that man just raped me. You have to take charge of this for me."

The artificial and gentle voice frightened Charles so much that he increased his walking speed.

I believe they will definitely have a corresponding solution, so I decided not to get involved in this matter.

After all, no one wants to be unable to eat for several days because of this.

Everyone has the same goal, and with the instigation of some people with ulterior motives, more and more people are gathering around.

The team doctor looked at the crying princesses and leaned over to say something in Kang Cun's ear.

Kang Cun suddenly looked up at the team doctor, then turned around and went to find Qi Gang.

"What? You didn't lie to me?!" Qi Gang's voice shook the tent.

"Calm down, Qi Gang, you can test yourself. Now, get tested quickly." Kang Cun comforted Qi Gang's emotions that were on the verge of getting out of control.

"Damn it, I'm going to kill those bitches." Qi Gang took out the detector with weak hands and feet and drew blood from his arm for a test.

Two minutes later, the instrument showed a normal negative result. Qi Gang breathed a sigh of relief and tested it twice in a row, both results were negative.

He put away the instrument, his face was gloomy, and his eyes were almost spitting out tangible flames.

"Team doctor, is it just one person who has it, or do others have it too?"

The team doctor was carefully observing all the onlookers. When he heard the words behind his back, he didn't respond, but just shook his head meaningfully.

What does this mean? I don't understand! Bro, explain it to me!

Looking at the bewildered Qi Gang, Kang Cun couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Except for a few people, everyone else has it."