Me and Xiaobaguan after-sales

Chapter 17: Fucking World

"I don't want to kill anyone, I just want money!" The tattooed man stared at Xiang Lin, "Beauty, if you give me all the valuables, I promise to let you go!"

"The blood on the knife hasn't dried yet. The last one should be not far from here. He didn't breathe heavily when he came over. He must have walked here leisurely." Xiang Lin said slowly, "It doesn't seem like he planned to come here for a long time. It must be a spur-of-the-moment decision. Haha, from what these kids said, they have also abused others. Brother, you can't be trusted!"

"Bitch, I'm going to kill you later!" Dirty rat eyes.

"I don't care about anything else, I must be the first!" The guy with the bowl cut.

"It's so nice to be together. I'm not picky!" said the fat middle-aged man.

"What do you do?" The tattooed man looked straight at Xiang Lin.

"As for me, I'm a pig butcher." Xiang Lin's voice was a little ethereal in the night. "I specialize in butchering pigs. The good pigs are kept for New Year's Eve, and the bad pigs must be slaughtered immediately so that they don't take up living space!"

"Little bitch, I'm going to kill you!" The fat man took the lead!

Without any fancy moves, Xiang Lin rushed towards the fat man.

He held the obese man in one hand. "You are a piece of trash that can be solved with just one punch, and you still want to rob my house? You are so brave!" With his body blessed with supernatural powers, Xiang Lin can punch a weight of more than 200 kilograms. When he attacks with all his strength, Xiang Lin can kill people with one punch!

"This is a tough guy. Kill her, otherwise we will all die!" the wretched man shouted.

"Hush, I told you all to come together and beat me down. Take away the valuables and I'll go with you!" Xiang Lin said again in a good mood, "No need to look around. I'm the only one here. The rest of your companions have become fertilizer and are piled under the tree! Hurry up, staying up late is the worst for women!"

"Let's go together and kill her!" The tattooed man finally moved!

"That's right. If we attack together, our chances of winning are greater!" Xiang Lin stretched his cervical spine. "I'm rooting for you!"

There were no fancy moves in the whole process. He just punched every kid and hit the key parts. Even if the person died, Xiang Lin didn't let him go!

It feels so good. It feels so fucking good! All those months of training paid off! The results are remarkable!

Leave the rest to Xiao Ba. After all, the robot butler for points redemption is already in place, so let him handle the finishing work!

Looking at the robot's clumsy movements, Xiang Lin realized the importance of points. In the early stages when there were no crystal cores, points were the hard currency of the system mall!

The next day, feeling refreshed, Xiang Lin was still walking the dog in the yard early. "Casuo, why didn't your friends come out for a walk with you today?"

The dog looked at people with squinted eyes. Ever since he confirmed that cats and dogs could understand human language, Xiang Lin often saw their different expressions at home! "What do you mean? Can't mention them? Are you jealous too?"

This time, Ka Suo didn't even look at Xiang Lin. He turned around and went back to their big bunk bed. Xiang Lin followed him curiously.

There were dogs standing all over the room, and one was lying in a luxurious kennel, panting heavily! "Oh my god, is she giving birth?!"

Zhou Hongyun stood at the door, carrying a large bowl of pork rib soup. "Yeah, she's about to give birth. She seemed to be starting yesterday. Didn't you notice when you were out for a walk?"

Xiang Lin touched his nose embarrassedly. The purpose of taking them out was to secretly strengthen their bodies, and he didn't pay attention to whether they were pregnant. However, if he said this, there was a 90% chance that he would be scolded!

After three hours of struggle, six adorable puppies were born, and the whole house was filled with barking! Great! We have a new addition to the family! Let's celebrate with a big dinner tonight!

Happy times are always short!

Xiang Ling came in to find Xiang Lin with a serious face and holding his cell phone.

The bold headline on the screen read, "US scientific expedition team discovered new bacteria in Antarctica and the Arctic, which may cure human cancer!"

Before Xiang Lin could express his unspoken opinion, Xiang Ling swiped the screen. "Sister, please continue reading!"

"Three months ago, the United States discovered a new type of bacteria in Antarctica and the Arctic. After repeated testing and multiple verifications, it was found that it can cure human cancer. It is currently being put into clinical trials..."

"Recently, influenza and suspected viruses have been detected in some areas of China. We would like to inform all friends: If you find a patient experiencing symptoms such as difficulty breathing, persistent high fever, convulsions, etc., please isolate them promptly and notify the local hospital immediately. The hospital will do its best to provide treatment..."

News keeps popping up, mostly about the flu and viruses. I scrolled down to the bottom of the page and found a similar news story from a month ago. The most recent news story was today, reporting that a hospital patient was vomiting and had black, red, or blue veins all over his body...

Damn, it’s early, it’s all early!

Fucking world!

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