My Xiuxian painting style is not right

Five people sat around a rough wooden table, on which were placed several opened packets of instant noodles and spicy strips.

Murong Fu elegantly held a spicy strip, savoring it carefully and making sounds of praise from time to time.

Lin Qingxue ate instant noodles in small bites, with a hint of disgust between her brows, but she couldn't help but take another bite.

Liu Ruyan ate spicy strips with big mouthfuls, her red lips covered with chili oil, making her look even more charming and tempting.

Li Xiangjun and Wang Ergou ate voraciously, as if they had been hungry for days.

Chen Yu watched them eat with gusto, feeling proud in his heart. These instant noodles and spicy strips are indeed the must-haves for home travel, murder and robbery, uh, no, they are the must-haves for home travel, making friends and picking up girls.

"Chen Yu, your instant noodles have a truly unique flavor." Murong Fu finished a spicy noodle and fanned himself gently with his white jade folding fan, saying, "I wonder what kind of spiritual herb is used to make this?"

Chen Yu smiled mysteriously: "The secret of heaven cannot be revealed."

Liu Ruyan licked the chili oil on her lips and said, "Chen Yu, your spicy noodles are quite delicious, but they are too spicy."

"It's spicy, so it's tasty." Chen Yu said, "This is my exclusive secret recipe, you can't buy it anywhere else."

Lin Qingxue put down the instant noodles in her hand and said calmly: "Chen Yu, these things of yours may taste good, but they are just ordinary things after all. They are of no benefit to cultivation."

Chen Yu smiled and said, "Fairy Qingxue, you can't say that. Although these instant noodles and spicy noodles can't directly improve your cultivation, they can replenish your physical strength and relieve fatigue. This is also very important for cultivators."

Li Xiangjun nodded in agreement, "Master is right. These instant noodles and spicy noodles are much more delicious than those awful fasting pills."

Wang Ergou's mouth was full of spicy strips, and he said incoherently, "Brother Chen, is there anything else?

I haven’t had enough yet.”

Chen Yu took out a few more packets of instant noodles and spicy strips from the cloth bag and said, "Come on, everyone, continue eating."

Everyone started eating again. At this time, a short, fat man with a face full of flesh came over.

He held a big knife in his hand and glared at Chen Yu ferociously.

Chen Yu noticed this man and thought to himself, who is this?

He put down the spicy noodles in his hand and asked, "Fellow Daoist, what can I do for you?"

The short and fat man walked up to Chen Yu, grabbed his collar, and said viciously: "Boy, are you Chen Yu?"

Chen Yu was a little unhappy when the short and fat man grabbed his collar, but he remained calm and said, "That's me. I wonder if this Taoist friend has any advice for me?"

The short and fat man sneered: "Teaching? I'm here to teach you a lesson today!

You kid actually dared to steal my business, you must be tired of living!"

Chen Yu looked puzzled. "Fellow Daoist, what do you mean by that? When did I steal your business?"

The short, fat man said, "Stop pretending! I sell fasting pills, and you've made these instant noodles and spicy strips, causing my business to plummet. You must give me an explanation today!"

Chen Yu then realized that the short and fat man was selling fasting pills, no wonder he came to cause trouble for him.

He laughed secretly in his heart. This fasting pill is not only unpalatable but also expensive. Who would buy it?

He smiled and said, "Fellow Daoist, you are wrong to say that. I sell instant noodles and spicy strips, and there is no conflict with you selling fasting pills.

Besides, your fasting pills are both unpalatable and expensive, who would buy them?"

When the short and fat man heard this, he immediately flew into a rage: "Boy, you dare to say that my fasting pills are unpalatable?

Today I will let you taste my power!"

He raised the big knife in his hand and was about to chop at Chen Yu.

Seeing this, Lin Qingxue, Liu Ruyan, Li Xiangjun and Wang Ergou stood up and prepared to protect Chen Yu.

Chen Yu quickly stopped them: "Three fairies, Ergou, you don't have to take action, let me handle it."

He looked at the short and fat man and said with a smile: "Daoyou, if you really want to fight, I will accompany you to the end.

However, I advise you to try my instant noodles and spicy noodles first, maybe you will change your mind."

The short and fat man sneered: "Boy, do you think I will be fooled by your little tricks?

I must teach you a lesson today!"

He raised the sword again and was about to chop at Chen Yu.

Seeing this, Chen Yu sighed helplessly. It seemed that he had no choice but to take action.

He took out a spicy strip from the cloth bag, put it in his mouth and started chewing.

The short and fat man was even more furious when he saw Chen Yu was still in the mood to eat spicy noodles: "Boy, you are looking for death!"

He swung his sword and slashed at Chen Yu.

While chewing spicy strips, Chen Yu easily dodged the attack of the short and fat man.

"Fellow Daoist, your swordsmanship is too slow." Chen Yu said, "It seems that you have been slacking off a lot."

The short and fat man was enraged by Chen Yu's words, and he attacked Chen Yu even more frantically.

Chen Yu continued to eat spicy strips while dodging the attack of the short and fat man.

"Fellow Daoist, although your sword technique is a bit slow, its power is still quite good."

Chen Yu said, "However, it's still far behind my spicy snack skills."

After he finished eating the spicy strips in his hand, he took out a pack of instant noodles from the cloth bag, tore open the package, put it in his mouth and started chewing.

The short and fat man saw that Chen Yu was still eating instant noodles and became even more furious: "Boy, you are too arrogant!"

He used all his strength to chop at Chen Yu.

While chewing instant noodles, Chen Yu easily dodged the attack of the short and fat man.

"Fellow Daoist, your swordsmanship is really too weak." Chen Yu said, "It seems that you should go back and practice hard."

After he finished speaking, he finished the instant noodles in his hand, then took out a bottle of mineral water from his cloth bag and took a sip.

The short and fat man was so angry when he saw Chen Yu was still in the mood to drink water that his face turned purple: "Boy, you are going too far!"

He raised the sword again and slashed at Chen Yu.

Chen Yu dodged the short, fat man's attack with a flash of his body. He sighed and said, "Fellow Daoist, I didn't want to fight you, but you're just too persistent."

He pulled out a red jump rope from his worn cloth bag and shook it in his hand: "Do you know what this is?"

The short and fat man stared at Chen Yu breathlessly, the big knife in his hand was still dripping with blood, and it was unknown what he had cut to cause it.

"What the hell? What are you doing?"

Chen Yu smiled and said, "This is not an ordinary skipping rope, this is my magic weapon - the Immortal Binding Rope!"

He flicked his wrist, and the jump rope flew out like a snake, instantly wrapping around the short and fat man's legs.

The short and fat man was caught off guard and fell flat on his face.

"You! You cheated!" The short and fat man struggled to stand up, but found that the jump rope was getting tighter and tighter and he couldn't move at all.

Chen Yu walked up to the short and fat man, squatted down, and patted his face: "Fellow Daoist, can we have a good talk now?"

The short and fat man blushed and glared at Chen Yu: "Boy, you dare to tie me up?

Do you know who I am? I am…"

"I know you're selling fasting pills," Chen Yu interrupted him. "But you sell your fasting pills, and I sell my instant noodles and spicy strips. We're not interfering with each other. Why are you bothering me?"

The short and fat man stammered, "I...I..."

"What do you mean?" Chen Yu took out a bag of spicy noodles and waved it in front of him. "Do you want some?"

The short and fat man looked at the spicy strips, swallowed his saliva, and finally couldn't resist the temptation and nodded.

Chen Yu tore open the spicy strips package and handed him one: "Try it, it tastes good."

The short and fat man took the spicy strips, put them in his mouth carefully, chewed them for a few times, and his eyes lit up: "Delicious!

It’s delicious!

Chen Yu handed him another one: "Eat more if you like it."

The short and fat man took the spicy strips and started eating them greedily.

Chen Yu watched him eat with gusto and said with a smile, "Fellow Daoist, can we have a good chat now?"

The short and fat man ate spicy noodles while mumbling, "Okay... we can talk..."

Chen Yu untied the rope that bound the immortal and said, "Daoist friend, how about we live in peace from now on?"

The short and fat man nodded quickly: "Okay! Okay! Let's coexist peacefully!"

Chen Yu nodded with satisfaction, then turned to Lin Qingxue, Liu Ruyan, Li Xiangjun, Wang Ergou, and Murong Fu and said, "It's okay, everyone continue eating."

Everyone sat together again and started eating instant noodles and spicy strips.

Chen Yu looked at the lively scene and felt secretly happy. This life of cultivating immortals was really exciting.

He reached into his cloth bag and pulled out an old-fashioned cell phone to check the time.

As soon as the phone was taken out, a sharp ringtone suddenly rang out, startling everyone.

The chopsticks in Lin Qingxue's hand fell to the ground, Liu Ruyan choked on a mouthful of spicy strips, Li Xiangjun hid behind Chen Yu in fear, and Wang Ergou jumped up and hid behind Murong Fu.

Chen Yu looked at their exaggerated reactions and smiled helplessly. This old-fashioned cell phone ringtone was indeed a bit scary, but it shouldn't be such a big deal, right?

He pressed the answer button, and a sinister voice came from the phone: "Chen Yu, I'm your ghost world netizen, do you remember me?

Last time you promised to help me grab a place to be reincarnated, when will you come to the ghost world?"

Chen Yu looked at the stunned beauties and explained seriously, "It's a harassing call, ignore it."

He hung up the phone, stuffed it back into the bag, and continued chatting and laughing with the beauties.

Lin Qingxue picked up the chopsticks and asked cautiously, "Chen Yu, what was that just now?

Why is there such a strange sound?"

Chen Yu smiled and said, "That's a musical instrument from my hometown. It's called a mobile phone. It can be used to listen to music or to talk to people far away."

Liu Ruyan patted her chest and said, "I was so scared! I thought it was some kind of monster."

Li Xiangjun poked her head out from behind Chen Yu and asked curiously, "Master, are there any other interesting things in your hometown?"

Chen Yu smiled mysteriously: "Of course, I will show you when I have the chance."

Wang Ergou walked out from behind Murong Fu and looked at Chen Yu with admiration: "Brother Chen, you are really amazing. You even have friends in the ghost world."

Murong Fu also looked at Chen Yu with great interest: "Fellow Daoist Chen, you are indeed very knowledgeable."

Chen Yu smiled and said nothing.

It seems that I have to put the construction of my harem aside for now and go to the ghost world.