Bring your bestie to play melon in the domineering love story

With the experience taught by Aunt Wang and the help of Huo Xingzhou, Jiang Ruoli quickly caught five chickens.

Luckily, all five chickens were about the same size.

Aunt Wang helped her weigh it and it was about 2 to 3 kilograms.

that's it.

Han Fei and the others were still picking up chicken droppings on the mountain, and when the chickens flew away and the eggs were broken, Jiang Ruoli had already successfully caught five chickens and finished the job perfectly.

The staff at the chicken farm helped her put the chickens into cages and helped her get down the mountain.

Seeing that it was still early, Jiang Ruoli took Huo Xingzhou and dug up a lot of wild vegetables. As the sun was about to set, the two returned to Old Lady Zhang's courtyard.

And at this time.

Han Fei and others also came back.

Bai Jing came out of the house and saw that Qiao Xingyu was covered in dirt, with a lot of solidified egg liquid on his hair. Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing beside him were even worse off. There was a black handprint on their white T-shirts, and they also emitted an unpleasant smell.

She quickly covered her nose and asked, "Did you fall into the ditch? How did it get so dirty?"

"It's hard to catch chickens in the mountains." Qiao Xingyu was a little embarrassed. "I accidentally smashed the bird's nest just now, and it turned out like this."

"Then go wash up quickly."

"Ah."

"Wait, let me wash first."

Han Fei rushed to the door first, and just as he reached the door, he saw five old hens running towards him with a "cluck, cluck" sound. Suddenly, they paused, and before he could react, they puffed and left a yellow mass behind.

Han Fei: ".....Fuck!"

Fresh, hot, chicken shit.

[Although I know it's immoral to laugh at others behind their backs, but...hahahahahaha.]

[It's over, it's over. Han Fei is arguing with chicken shit.]

Is it possible that Han Fei smelled like chicken shit, and the old hen thought she had met another hen?

【I am dying of laughter. This is really possible.】

[Good job! If you were a second late, you wouldn't be able to see such a wonderful scene.]

"What do you mean? Huh?" Han Fei stared at the old hen that walked away nonchalantly, and wailed at the top of his voice, "You are deliberately seeking revenge, do you know that?"

Everyone was trying to hold back their laughter.

Jiang Ruoli, who had just washed her hands, twitched her lips when she saw this scene and said subtly, "Maybe, it's just a euphemism for expressing its love for you?"

Tang Jiujiu's eyes lit up and she excitedly raised her hand, saying, "I know, I know. Last time I watched a public welfare live broadcast, the host said that animals have a sense of territory. For example, dogs like to pee in the same place, and so do chickens. Maybe it thought it was going to the toilet."

Han Fei's expression twisted: "...Hehe."

Thank you for your knowledge!

It’s better not to say anything!

Looking at Tang Jiujiu's innocent look, Fang Hao narrowed his eyes slightly and a faint smile appeared on the corner of his mouth.

Jiang Ruoli suppressed her smile, stepped forward and patted Han Fei on the shoulder, comforting him, "It's okay, just wash it clean."

Han Fei wanted to cry but had no tears, and silently looked at Jiang Shaoqing.

So the smell on them is so similar to that of a toilet?

Barbie Q!

【Tang Jiujiu is so cute! 】

[That sentence just now was a perfect finishing move! ]

[I was so anxious when I saw it earlier, and now I'm laughing so hard. So, you guys want to kill me!]

[I will remember today's famous scene for the rest of my life. It was so joyful.]

Who would have thought that the guests would go up the mountain to catch chickens, touch chicken poop, and end up with nothing but chicken eggs and mud? Finally, it was used as a toilet... Honestly, this show is pretty crazy, hehe, but I love it.

[No wonder no one watched last season's show. It was too bland and not suitable for adults to relieve stress.]

[Yeah, who knows about cows and horses? Fuck it one second, okay the next.]

You don't like going to work? I'm different. I really enjoy going to work. It feels like I'm in jail for life.

The old lady came out of the house with a stern face.

Just now, Jiang Ruoli brought back the chicken and asked her for work points. One chicken was ten points, and five chickens were fifty points. Even though she was not happy about it, she still wrote down fifty points in her work point book in front of the camera. But she just couldn't stand Jiang Ruoli's arrogance. She felt uncomfortable just looking at it. Moreover, she was poured a basin of water by her for no reason in the afternoon, and she was angry just thinking about it.

"You have so many work points, go to the supply and marketing cooperative and buy some meat so that everyone can eat. Do you hear me?"

Jiang Ruoli only had 80 work points in total, and a piece of meat required 8 work points. She wanted to use her work points to give benefits to everyone.

"Okay, I'll go buy some meat and ask Bai Jing to prepare dinner."

Bai Jing: Why?

Before Old Lady Zhang could say anything, Jiang Ruoli had already picked up the basket, grabbed Tang Jiujiu, and whispered, "Let's go to the back mountain."

Tang Jiujiu blinked and asked secretly, "What are you going to do in the back mountain?"

"I just dug some wild vegetables, but it doesn't look like enough. I'll go again."

Then he took a bow and arrow from the gate and said, "Go hunt some game. It's where you found the rabbit last time."

Tang Jiujiu: "...Is it possible?"

"Of course." Jiang Ruoli lowered her head and whispered in her ear, "Old lady, don't even think about taking my work points!"

Old Mrs. Zhang thought she had become obedient, but she was still a little uncomfortable. She cleared her throat and told her, "Come back soon."

"Don't be lazy."

"Tang Jiujiu, keep an eye on her."

The two came out of the yard one after the other. Jiang Ruoli looked for wild vegetables as they walked. Seeing some fresh shepherd's purse on the roadside, she picked a lot more, thinking that she could make dumplings in the evening.

There were a lot of shepherd's purse along the way, and they soon picked a basket. Jiang Ruoli pressed it and felt that it was enough, so she went up the mountain with Tang Jiujiu.

Yesterday when they were cutting grass for the pigs, Tang Jiujiu discovered traces of wild rabbits at the foot of the mountain.

It’s just inconvenient to catch it because there are no tools.

This morning, she went to the hunter's house next door to borrow a bow and arrow. As an outstanding member of the university shooting team, hunting rabbits should be no problem for her.

The two searched around and soon found a hare squatting in the grass.

Jiang Ruoli aimed at the target and pulled the bow and arrow. With a 'whoosh' sound, the hare was hit. Tang Jiujiu quickly ran over and picked up the hare, muttering, "Rabbits are so cute, how can you eat them?"

After thinking about it, she nodded again, "Forget it, just get eaten."

Jiang Ruoli was touched by her cuteness and opened her arms to her, "Baby, aren't you awesome? Come on, praise me!"

"Ali is the best!" Tang Jiujiu gave her a thumbs up, "With 80 work points, you can walk around the yard with ease."

Hearing her say this, Jiang Ruoli suddenly thought of something and sighed from the bottom of her heart, "In this case, should we find a chance to clear Bai Jing's work points to zero?"

Tang Jiujiu thought for a moment, "Reset work points? Isn't that unethical?"

"I have no morals! The only thing that can hold me back now is poverty. Morality is nothing. It's something that can't be put on the table."

What morals or immorality? Ever since she traveled through time to gain favorability, she has lost her morals.