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Chapter 68 Jiang Shaoqing's Open Crotch Pants

"Don't worry." Fang Hao seemed to see through her thoughts and said with a smile, "I will take good care of you and will never leave you for the rest of my life, so shouldn't you thank me?"

Thanks for nothing!

Fang Hao's morbid and shameless words infuriated Tang Jiujiu so much that she really wanted to slap him right there and then, but she managed to hold it back. Whatever she wanted to say got stuck in her throat, and in the end, she could only hold it back until her face flushed red as she angrily said, "I'm not sick."

Jiang Ruoli couldn't bear to watch it anymore and wanted to go forward, but she heard Huo Xingzhou cough lightly.

Fang Hao twitched the corner of his mouth and reluctantly let go of Tang Jiujiu.

The atmosphere is too depressing.

Han Fei and Jiang Shaoqing retreated to the door tremblingly.

If you can't afford to offend, can you still afford to hide?

......

Finished.

A group of people walked towards the fields carrying baskets on their backs.

On the soft soil in the field, there are many small wild flowers of various colors blooming in scattered patterns.

The rape flowers are in full bloom, and all you see is a bright golden yellow. The only fragrance in your nose is the scent of rape flowers.

Jiang Ruoli and Tang Jiujiu were chatting as they walked to a meadow.

Pigs are the least picky eaters, so cutting grass for them isn't a difficult task. However, looking at the seemingly endless fields, Han Fei felt a bit troubled. "Are we sure we have to cut 50 kilograms of grass by hand?"

"What else?" Jiang Shaoqing sighed, "Could it be possible to use your mouth?"

Han Fei: "...Psycho!"

"Let's try it first." Qiao Xingyu suggested.

Several men walked into the field, found an area with lush growth, bent down and began to work.

My mother said that the weeds that covered the ridges of the fields were so numerous that you could just pick them up by the roadside, and sometimes you didn't even need a sickle.

[Popular Science Post: Pigs do eat wild wormwood, but they don't particularly enjoy it. Pigs also don't seem to like rhubarb leaves.]

【@Upstairs, how did you know? 】

[I remember when I was little, I had tonsillitis that wouldn't go away. My mom found a recipe for rhubarb root decoction, but it was awful to drink. How could a pig possibly like it?]

What does this mean? Pigs aren't as dumb and foolish as everyone says.

Jiang Ruoli pushed aside the weeds in front of her and pulled out a few of them. The next second, Huo Xingzhou grabbed her wrist and said, "Aren't you tired? Let's go back first."

"Go back?" Jiang Ruoli pursed her lips. "This...isn't it a bit bad?"

If Old Lady Zhang finds out, she will blame them.

It's not that she wants to work, she's just too lazy to listen to her nagging.

It’s better to just rest here and play badly!

Tang Jiujiu came over and said, "Ali, do you want to go over there and take a look? I have a new discovery."

"What new discovery?"

The two were talking when they suddenly heard Jiang Shaoqing shout, "It's over."

Han Fei looked up at him, "What's wrong?"

Jiang Shaoqing glanced at the camera awkwardly, his legs bared, looking at his crotch as he said awkwardly, "I... I was too hard just now, my pants seem to be torn, what should I do?"

other people:? ? ?

The barrage is also full of question marks.

【Puff~ Not you?】

[Help! I was just mowing some grass for pigs, how did my pants get ruined?]

[Open-crotch pants? I don't believe it, unless I can see it.]

【Hahahahaha, you are stealing the bamboo shoots. 】

I seriously doubt Jiang Shaoqing has any talent for comedy. He should just give up music and participate in a comedy competition.

【Hey, hey, hey, why is the picture blurry? 】

What are they saying? I can’t hear them.

[Damn, why is it stuck at such a critical point?]

In fact.

The villagers nearby saw a group of unfamiliar young people cutting grass for pigs in the fields and came over to watch.

There were so many people that the camera was squeezed out of focus.

Especially when Jiang Shaoqing said his pants were torn, the old men and women didn't even want to do farm work anymore and all said they wanted to come and help.

Jiang Shaoqing held his forehead and said: There’s no need to be so enthusiastic!

Fang Hao stood aside with disdain, "It's okay, they can't see your big butt."

"Hahahaha..." Han Fei gloated a little and shouted at the top of his voice, "Open-crotch pants, Jiang Shaoqing, your integrity is ruined."

Jiang Shaoqing stood there embarrassedly, really wanting to kick him in the face.

An enthusiastic villager brought needle and thread from home and said she would sew pants for him. Jiang Shaoqing was embarrassed to take off his pants in front of so many people, so he could only find a pile of lush weeds and hand over his pants.

Finally, a passing child teased him, "Mom, is that uncle squatting over there taking a shit? It stinks!"

Jiang Shaoqing: It’s over, it’s over, my whole life of wisdom is ruined!

Soon.

The camera that was squeezed crooked finally returned to normal.

What netizens saw was still the scene of the guests busy cutting grass for pigs.

An older farmer, Uncle Li, walked up to Han Fei and patiently instructed him, "Watch carefully when you're cutting. Some grass is poisonous. Don't poison the pigs. Also, hold the grass like this: use one hand and use a little strength."

"Uncle," Han Fei asked him, "Do you have to work in the fields all year round?"

"Of course." Uncle Li stopped what he was doing and looked up at the sky. "Farmers rely on the weather for their livelihoods and rely on this meager income to support their families. Unlike you big stars, you eat well, dress well, and can even come to record shows when you have time."

Han Fei heard a hint of sadness in his words and laughed jokingly, "In the adult world, everyone has their own troubles. Sometimes I think living in the countryside wouldn't be so bad."

You don’t have to face a marriage arranged by a wealthy family, nor do you have to marry a woman you don’t like.

"Hey!" Uncle Li patted Han Fei on the back, "Young man, don't think too much. Be happy."

"Okay, get to work!"

Thanks to the help of the villagers, the guests had already cut nearly 30 kilograms of pig grass before lunch.

Jiang Ruoli and Tang Jiujiu had nothing to do, so they found a shady place to rest.

[No, this sister really doesn't work? ]

[Between working hard and playing badly, she chose to work hard and play badly.]

【Life is not just about immediate compliance, but also about long-term failure.】

[Men work in the fields, woman, you have no heart.]

[I'm a delicate girl, and this is the feeling of relaxation I want! ]

【Hahaha, the picture is not too beautiful.】

[Apart from anything else, the location the production team chose is really good, but I don't know where it is. I want to go and see it.]

Not only the audience felt the same way, but even the villagers closest to them felt the relaxation from the inside out. Listening to the birds singing in the distance and smelling the fragrance of the earth in the breeze, it was as if they were sleeping on the straw mat at their grandmother's house when they were a child, their body and mind felt more relaxed than ever before.

I don’t know how long it took, Jiang Ruoli opened her eyes and stretched lazily. She slept very comfortably, and her whole body was filled with relaxation, as if she was completely clear.

However, it wasn't long before the emptying of her mind ended. She touched her stomach and was suddenly overwhelmed by hunger, and she desperately wanted to eat something.

No.

She had to find a way to get something!

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