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"Help farmers deliver..." Jiang Ruoli read out the words above, "Chicken?"

"Ah?" Jiang Shaoqing held his chin with one hand, looking thoughtful. "So, those squawking little creatures in the corner of the yard are our props for today's mission?"

After these words were spoken, the guests noticed that there were many chicken coops placed on the open space of the Time Courtyard.

Han Fei walked over curiously.

Just as he was about to squat down, he saw the big red-crowned rooster sticking its butt out, and then a pile of shit landed clearly at his feet.

A disgusting smell of chicken manure hit my nose.

vomit~

Han Fei received a wealthy education since childhood.

Even if he smells something disgusting, he won't show it easily.

Unless, you really can't help it.

Han Fei retched and ran to the well, squeezed out some water, and splashed it on his face. Even though the smell was not so strong now, he still felt nauseous.

I almost vomited gastric juice.

【Not really? 】

[Does it smell so bad? ]

[This was Han Fei's first time facing animal feces, and it was fresh stuff, so it's understandable that he couldn't help himself, right?]

[Help! I'm treating this as a good variety show to enjoy while eating, not a vomiting variety show. I feel like vomiting after watching it.]

half an hour.

Han Fei smoothed his wet hair and stood up slowly under the gazes of the guests. "So, where should we send these guys who like to poop everywhere?"

"Farmers."

"Which farmers are they from?"

"From the village."

"How to send it?"

"that."

Director Zhang pointed to the entrance of Shiguang Courtyard.

The guests followed his gaze and saw ten bicycles parked side by side. They were Phoenix brand, which was a high-end brand in the 1980s.

Han Fei: “…”

"We have to transport it by bicycle?" Zhou Ke looked incredulous.

Director Zhang smiled. "Yes, the task is very simple. Each guest chooses a cage with the farmer's address underneath. As long as you successfully deliver the chicken to the cage, you will receive work points and breakfast for the day."

"Of course, that big red-crowned rooster will be left in the Time Courtyard. Starting tomorrow, it will be used to wake everyone up every morning. If any member still hasn't gotten up after crowing three times in the morning, they will be punished with a random task and have their work points deducted."

Upon hearing this, the guests' faces turned dark.

【It's too awful. 】

Have you ever heard of "Hearing the cockcrow and waking up to dance"? The crowing starts at 4 a.m. and is guaranteed to drive you crazy.

[Great! The guests are beyond help.]

"One more thing to add: the Red-crested Rooster will be providing your wake-up calls, so you'll be responsible for its food and daily needs. Is that okay?"

What?

Do you also have to take care of the chickens’ diet and daily life?

Jiang Ruoli's face fell.

isn't it?

You can't even support yourself, so why do you want to support it?

Is it really impossible to eat it?

Since roosters can’t lay eggs anyway, it’s better to make a chicken pot.

Sihasiha~

Director Zhang's heart skipped a beat when he saw the guests' eyes light up. He immediately explained, "Everyone, let me remind you again, the rooster is our Wufu Commune's most important animal asset and a valuable member of the Time Courtyard. You must cultivate a good relationship with it and never do anything to harm it. Understand?"

I'm really afraid that they will get excited and stew it directly.

"Okay, now you can choose a cage and go on your mission."

The guests looked at each other in confusion.

No one took the initiative.

"In that case, for the sake of fairness, let's draw lots." Director Zhang handed over a few cards.

"Ladies first, let Bai Jing and the others choose first." Qiao Xingyu gave up his seat very gentlemanly, and the other male guests also agreed.

Bai Jing did not refuse and picked up a card at random. It was number three, Jiang Ruoli was number six, Zhou Ke was number four, Tang Jiujiu was number two, and finally the male guests were number one, Huo Xingzhou was number one, Fang Hao was number nine, Jiang Shaoqing was number eight, Qiao Xingyu was number five, and Han Fei was number seven.

Except for Jiang Ruoli and the others, no one else had eaten enough last night. After receiving the mission card, Qiao Xingyu was a little impatient, "So can we set off now?"

"Okay." Director Zhang nodded.

The guests quickly washed and changed their clothes, then brought their respective cameramen to the chicken cages and looked for the cages corresponding to their own numbers.

Qiao Xingyu moved quickly, found cage number five, and secured it to the back seat of the bicycle.

Just when everyone thought he was going to leave first, he turned back and helped Bai Jing find cage number three. He also helped her secure it. Worried that she might not be used to it, he comforted her with a few words, "I'll wait for you at the intersection later. Let's come back together."

Bai Jing smiled sweetly, "Okay."

The barrage was filled with blessings.

Zhou Ke muttered, "Why do you need me to deliver the chicken myself? You guys are here for the talent show."

"You can't say that." Jiang Ruoli corrected her, "You don't need to take this test in the talent show, only couriers need it."

Tang Jiujiu was stunned for a moment, then laughed out loud.

Huo Xingzhou, wearing a white shirt and black trousers, stood in front of the chicken coop, looking a little out of place. He frowned, and after hearing what Jiang Ruoli said, he glanced at him sideways, then looked away calmly.

I really don't know how she could say such things seriously.

Han Fei disagreed. "Young people in the new era should be able to work in the kitchen and in the living room. What's wrong with being a courier? It's also a talent, isn't it?"

"Oh, you first?"

Jiang Ruoli took a step back.

The familiar smell of chicken shit hit me in the face.

Han Fei quickly covered his mouth and nose.

Seeing his resistance, Jiang Ruoli's beautiful eyes showed a hint of amusement, "Han Fei, you are not afraid, are you?"

"Would I be afraid?" Han Fei sneered. "I'm just afraid that you won't be able to complete the mission, which would be embarrassing."

"Don't worry, if you can do it, we can do it too."

Han Fei gritted his teeth and added, "But I just can't stand seeing girls fall behind."

Fang Hao smiled, "Don't worry, we are here."

"That..."

Han Fei looked at the chicken coop in front of him guiltily, took a deep breath, picked it up swiftly, and then rushed towards the bicycle at a speed of 120 yards.

But the next second.

There was a clang.

The chicken coop fell to the ground.

"Gluck cluck..."

The big rooster was frightened and jumped out of the cage with flapping wings.

So, the live broadcast screen became...

One clucked, the other screamed. Han Fei was panicked, arms outstretched, as he was chased all over the yard by the roosters...

【Good guy! 】

[Oh my god! This scene is unbearable to watch! ]

[To describe it in one word: chaos! ]

[How could it be so tragic? Why did the people around him just stand by and watch him die without helping? ]

[It's not that I just stood by and watched them die. I guess they were also scared. Who could have imagined that this would happen?]

But just when the guests were stunned and at a loss, the big rooster suddenly turned around and flew towards Jiang Ruoli's face...