The villain has been playing badly for ten years

In the 13th year of Zhenyuan, the soil and water in Lingnan were excellent.

Under a clear sky and mist, the bamboo shadows dance gracefully. The palace courtyard is not lonely at all, as the locust flowers are in full bloom. The quiet pond, pavilion and water corridor are shaded by rockery, and the pavilion is nestled in the distance.

"Clang clang clang clang, it's nice to be under a tree and enjoy the coolness~"

At noon, a young man in a moon-frost-colored robe was humming a little tune.

He held a plate of roast chicken in his hand and moved a chair to sit under the tree.

This person was none other than the idle prince who was banished from the capital and lived in seclusion in the borderland of Lingnan.

People only know that he is a man of indifferent ambitions, but few know that more than a decade ago, he was also a manipulator of power.

As the prince who is the hybrid of the human emperor and a merman, he is domineering and immoral.

However, when Ning Xiusu woke up one day, he somehow traveled through time and space to the body of the prince with the same name and surname.

In the novel "Tian Xi Chuan", the crown prince is a villain. He is obsessed with seizing the imperial power, but in the end he suffers the wrath of heaven and the hatred of the people, and is torn into pieces by five horses.

Fortunately, this only exists in another time and space.

Because it was still early in the time when he traveled through time, he did not follow the plot from the beginning.

So he pretended to be stupid along the way and made a big mistake during the ceremony of enthroning the crown prince, which directly angered the late emperor and he was exiled to the border of Lingnan.

……

The sparse shadows are swaying in the wind, and the jujube flowers have a faint fragrance.

The mansion was quiet and elegant. Ning Xiusu sat on a pearwood lounge chair as if basking in the sun. His eyebrows were light and his eyes were like new spring water. His clothes were stained with some halos, like a piece of fine unpolished jade.

The clouds in the sky were very light, and his thoughts floated away like the clouds in the sky.

After ten years of being in a slump, the novel's plot has long been coming to an end.

The heroine of the novel, Ji Qingyu, supports the hero Fang Jinchuan in becoming emperor and changing the country's name to Dayan. Naturally, she becomes the youngest empress dowager in history, gives birth to a young son, and rules the country from behind the scenes...

And he, Ning Xiusu.

If you do nothing all day long, you will be further and further away from the story line.

Until now, ten years have passed, the hero and heroine have already achieved success, but he is still a passerby outside the border, enjoying a free and easy life.

He thought about it and took another bite of the chicken leg. It was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

There was a slight sound of wind, and suddenly there were whispers of people.

"Smelly beggar, this is not the place for you!"

"I want to see Ning Xiusu..."

"How dare you! You also called him the Prince of Idleness?"

Ning Xiusu was rocking in his recliner when he heard a commotion at the door and someone calling his name, which made him feel even more strange.

You have to know that this prince, who has lived in the borderland for a long time, has always had a quiet mansion with only three or five maids and a dozen guards, plus the manager, less than twenty people. How could it be so noisy?

So, he raised his hand and called a maid over to ask.

The maid, with her hair combed into spirals, sighed and said, "Prince Bing, the scammers outside the Great Wall have been very arrogant lately, and they even dare to blackmail you."

He then asked what was going on. The maid was about to tell him when she screamed "Ah!" and saw a disheveled and strange-looking woman in the direction of her finger.

Her face was covered by white hair, and her facial features were squeezed together. The woman opened her mouth and murmured something, but she couldn't say anything. In broad daylight, it was really creepy.

Ning Xiusu hadn't put down the chicken leg in his hand yet. Seeing that this person looked like a ghost, he thought that even if this huge palace was not very strict, not everyone could enter.

Although he was a little scared, he still mustered up the courage to ask, "Who are you?"

The woman seemed very excited. She rushed to the front and made a lot of gestures for a long time.

Ning Xiusu didn't understand what was going on and looked bewildered.

The ugly woman was so angry that she suddenly snatched the chicken leg from his hand and suddenly bent over. The maid was frightened again. Fearing that she was going to hurt someone, she shouted, "There's an assassin, there's an assassin!"

But the woman's hand holding the chicken leg was shaking, and she was scratching on the gray ground with the chicken bone, as if she was writing something.

A new word was carved out of the mud.

"New what?"

Before Ning Xiusu could see clearly, the guards had already arrived with knives in hand.

The woman was so frightened that she ran away as fast as she could and disappeared without a trace.

There was no time to ask any questions, but when I looked at the ground, I saw two big words dug out in the mud: COVID-19...Scan the code!

Boy! It was like an epiphany for him.

Is this clearly a time traveler who has come to visit? It's like fellow villagers meeting and tears welling up in their eyes.

Ning Xiusu had lived in seclusion on the border for ten years and was utterly bored, but now he seemed to be interested. He secretly resented the maid's quick words and quickly issued an order to search for the assassin in the Lingnan area.

"There will be a huge reward for catching this guy!"

The catching of the assassin caused a lot of uproar, and it was probably after a few days that a gangster took down the list.

The man was about thirty years old, strong as an ox, with yellow hair and tiger eyes. When he arrived at the guest hall of the palace, he was also drunk.

"Prince Xian, I am not a mere idler. If I find this person, how will I reward him?"

Ning Xiusu looked over and saw that it was the drunkard Li Ba, and he recognized him.

After all, Li Ba is just a minor supporting character in the novel. However, due to the absence of the villain in the plot, Li Ba did not know the prince who was banished outside the pass.

"Although I am an idle prince, I am good at business. I own a winery that has no one to take care of it."

Ning Xiusu said this, motioning for his men to bring an agarwood drawer containing the land deed documents.

When Li Ba saw that the prince catered to his wishes, he was overjoyed. He quickly let out a long whistle and called in a lame man with a broken leg from outside the courtyard.

The lame man was about the same age as Li Ba, but he was extremely skinny and had a pale face. He was leaning on a crutch with one hand and carrying a person with the other. The person on his shoulder was the strange woman he had seen that day.

But the woman tilted her head, as if she was about to die.

"Quick, find a doctor nearby." Ning Xiusugang ordered his attendants.

Li Ba stopped him and said, "Prince Xian, there's no need to go through so much trouble!"

The thin man put the person down, took out a bottle of medicine powder and poured it into her mouth. The woman's fingers turned into claws, her legs kicked, and she immediately started breathing again.

Oh my god, it’s a miracle cure.

Ning Xiusu was amazed for a moment, and then he heard the thin man say, "Tsk tsk tsk, even though he was poisoned, luckily he met me and has now recovered."

Ning Xiusu looked at the thin man's limp and asked, "Are you a miraculous doctor?"

The thin man was very proud and clasped his fists and said, "Yes, I am the man known as the "Knapper" miracle doctor Yin Wujiu."

He poked Li Ba's shoulder with his crutch and said, "This is my sworn brother, Li Ba, the drunkard who will die if he doesn't drink."

"As for this person..."

"The flowers are frightened by the news." Li Ba finished speaking in a rough voice, as if he wanted to say something but hesitated. After thinking for a while, he said, "I don't know why the prince is looking for such a flower thief."

...A flower thief? Ning Xiusu was stunned. "She's obviously a woman, why is she picking flowers?"

Yin Wujiu said, "No, no, Hua Jianbai was born with a disability and liked to dress like a woman. He was so blind as to tease the Fairy Bi Chai Mei Qiu, and was poisoned by the shrinking and twisting toad, turning into something neither human nor ghost."

Li Ba sneered, "This guy is well-known on the list of villains in Jianghu. I can't stand him the most."

"Pick up a spatula!" There was a sudden roar. Hua Jianbai had woken up at some point. At this moment, he was full of energy, his voice was slightly hoarse and watery, and he sounded like a teenager.

"I've already said I'm not a pervert. I just fell into the women's bathhouse when I traveled through time. Besides, I'm also a beauty in our place. Even if I saw a beautiful woman's back, what's wrong with that?"

Li Ba was stunned: "Could it be that the poison has not been completely removed? Why is he talking nonsense again?"

Hua Jianbai took a breath and continued to curse, his voice pleasant: "That bitch, she made me dumb and ugly, she deserves to be hit by a car when she goes out!"

"That's a good scolding." Yin Wujiu clapped his hands. "You scolded so vigorously, the poison should be gone. I should go back to sleep."

After he said that, he walked away with his crutches. Li Ba took the deed to the winery and also left.

The entire living room was silent for a moment.

Ning Xiusu and Hua Jianbai looked at each other in bewilderment. Hua Jianbai was extremely rude. He sat on the ground and raised his middle finger towards the so-called prince in front of him.

???

Several meanings.

Ning Xiusu, adhering to his usual easygoing attitude, asked him, "How did you travel through time?"

Unexpectedly, the man suddenly jumped up, pointed at my nose and cursed:

"Hey! How dare you ask me that? I'm telling you, you're a villain, why did you tamper with my story for no reason? Why didn't you follow the plot? Are you sick? Are you trying to make things difficult for me?"

"How dare you!" The guard at the door drew his sword, and he stood back in fear.

But he was still fuming and refusing to give in: "What are you doing? Do you still want your men to chop me down?"

Ning Xiusu dismissed his attendants and asked the guards to close the door.

"What are you talking about? It's so incoherent, I really don't understand."

Hua Jianbai held his head and began to cry loudly: "Of course you don't understand. Anyway, I'm in big trouble now. I'm trapped in this novel just like you. I'm speechless!"

"Hey, calm down. You said you came here because I tampered with the plot, so you are the author of the big chicken drumstick?"

"Yes," Hanamibai exclaimed, "If it weren't for your tampering, my novel wouldn't have flopped, and I wouldn't have stayed up all night revising it. But no matter how I revise it, it always becomes a mess!"

"Could what I do here affect the real world?" Ning Xiusu was very puzzled.

"Of course!" Hanamibai grew angrier as he spoke. "Then I traveled through time and became androgynous. It was all because of you!"

"Okay, consider it as my injustice to you, but if we are the only two travelers, then maybe there is some kind of connection, at least we can work together to find a way back."

After hearing this, Hanamibai wiped away a tear and thought for a moment: "It's not just the two of us."

"what?"

"My best friend and my nephew helped me calibrate the text and traveled through time with me."

Ning Xiusu was stunned for a moment, "Then where are they?"

Hua Jianbai started wailing again: "Who knows? I haven't seen you since I traveled through time, and then I met you..."

"Then how do you know that I am a time traveler?"

Hanamibai said impatiently: "I can see it."

Ning Xiusu asked curiously, "What do you mean by 'I can see' later?"

Hua Jianbai pointed at the top of his head and said, "Look, isn't it written in red?"

Ning Xiusu was surprised. So the author got some benefits after traveling through time?

"Why can't you see?"

Hanamibai ignored his surprise and continued, "How about this, you help me find my best friend and nephew, and then we can find a way back together."

Another notice was posted all over the street, containing fill-in-the-blank questions and essay questions composed of countless time travelers' secret codes.

"Eight hundred standard bearers rushing?"

"What's the next sentence for the three-year college entrance examination?"

"A cup of imperial jade wine?"

When did the new coronavirus start?

Which company has the best excavator technology?

……

I would like to use this post to invite guests to come and drink tea. Those who pass the assessment will be rewarded with a box of gold leaves!

"What does this all mean?"

"Could it be that your Excellency's profound meaning is unfathomable?"

There were many different opinions among the people for a while.

"This method is a bit old-fashioned..." Ning Xiusu said as he looked at the notices.

Hua Jianbai had her long hair untied and had changed into a blue dress with narrow sleeves embroidered with spider flowers, looking very stylish.

After the poison was removed, his appearance returned to that of a young man, with an oval face and thin eyebrows. He was not extremely handsome, but had a feminine look.

Hanamibai threw up his hands and said, "I really don't know what to do."