After listening to my voice, the cannon fodder family collectively abused the scum

Chapter 126: Emperor Dongchuan's Gift Was Slapped in the Face

Seeing the murderous intent in Zuo Wuhen's eyes, Marquis Zhongjun was full of disdain.

Emperor Dongchuan quickly hid the murderous intent in his eyes.

He bowed to Emperor Nanjing.

"Emperor Zuo Wuhen of Dongchuan and his entourage wish the Kingdom of Nanjing prosperity and peace for its people."

"I wish His Majesty the Emperor Nanjing good fortune as vast as the East Sea and a long life as long as the Southern Mountains."

Then Zuo Wuhen said to the three followers beside him.

"Go and bring the birthday gift I have prepared for His Majesty Emperor Nanjing into the main hall."

The three followers nodded.

"Yes, Your Majesty. I will go right away."

All the civil and military officials in the court were also somewhat curious.

I wonder what gift the Emperor of Dongchuan sent?

The emperor was not very interested in the gifts sent by Emperor Dongchuan.

Either pearls or night-shining pearls, that's all.

But he was wrong this time.

What the other party gave was not pearls, nor was it moon pearls.

[Humph! This Emperor of Dongchuan has a lot of bad intentions! Wait and see how Yaoyao will deal with him.]

When the emperor heard about his granddaughter, he was angry.

I had a bad feeling in my heart. Could it be that the Emperor of Dongchuan was up to something?

But I have my little granddaughter here!

The emperor felt much more at ease and waited to see what would happen.

Soon, three followers from Dongchuan State came in carrying a large iron cage.

Everyone looked on and was shocked.

Inside the iron cage was a giant turtle weighing one hundred kilograms.

This turtle is too big.

Then the attendant put the turtle down.

Zuo Wuhen looked at Emperor Nanjing sitting on the dragon throne and said with a smile.

"Your Majesty, Emperor Nanjing, this is the sacred beast of my Dongchuan Kingdom."

"It represents longevity, good fortune, and great blessings."

"This is a birthday gift from me to Emperor Nanjing. I hope he likes it."

All civil and military officials were shocked.

I didn't expect the Emperor of Dongchuan to be so generous.

They actually gave their country's sacred beast to the emperor as a birthday gift.

What a grand gesture!

The emperor on the dragon throne seemed to sense something was wrong.

Zuo Wuhen paused, a sly smile flashing in his eyes.

"Your Majesty, Emperor Nanjing, the name of this divine turtle is Turtle Bastard!"

When these words were spoken, all civil and military officials were furious.

There was even a lot of discussion on the spot.

"The Emperor of Dongchuan is such a bully."

"Exactly. How dare you humiliate us like this, Emperor Nanjing."

Old ministers such as the Duke of Fuguo.

He stood up and cursed at Zuo Wuhen without caring about his image or etiquette.

"Zuo Wuhen, you are simply going too far."

"You actually used the turtle bastard to insult the emperor of my Nanjing Kingdom."

Zuo Wuhen looked at the officials of the Nanjing Kingdom and his face turned red with anger.

The emperor was so angry that his face turned black.

Zuo Wuhen explained with satisfaction.

"Your Majesty, the Emperor of Nanjing, don't misunderstand me. I'm not calling you a coward."

"It's just that the name of this divine turtle is Turtle Bastard."

then.

Zuo Wuhen opened the iron cage nonchalantly.

"If you don't believe me, just take a look."

"I'll show you."

Zuo Wuhen shouted twice at the big turtle.

"Turtle bastard, come out now!"

"Turtle bastard, come out now!"

Sure enough, the big turtle heard Zuo Wuhen’s shout.

Straight out of the iron cage.

[Humph! You bully Yaoyao, Grandpa Emperor, wait and see how Yaoyao will deal with you!]

Feng Yaoyao gathered a trace of magic power in her little hand and headed towards the big turtle.

Originally, according to Zuo Wuhen, it was a good turtle.

Suddenly he went crazy and tried to bite Zuo Wuhen.

Zuo Wuhen was frightened and panicked.

He shouted angrily at the Divine Turtle.

"You bastard turtle, get out of here!"

The turtle did not retreat.

He didn't chase anyone else, he didn't bite anyone else, he just kept chasing Zuo Wuhen.

Zuo Wuhen was so frightened that he fell to the ground and almost peed his pants.

The three followers of Emperor Dongchuan could not be stopped.

Emperor Nanjing called the guards from outside the palace.

It took more than a dozen guards to barely control him with ropes.

At this time, Emperor Zuo Wuhen of Dongchuan was lying on the ground in a cold sweat.

His Royal Highness the Third Prince laughed out loud.

"Hahahaha...that's so funny."

"A turtle gives birth to a tortoise—that's right, haha..."

Upon hearing this, all the civil and military officials in the court burst into laughter. His Royal Highness the Third Prince was usually not very decent.

I didn't expect that today would be so awesome.

But they knew that the Emperor of Dongchuan wanted to humiliate their Emperor.

Using the term "turtle and bastard" to insult their emperor is like calling him a turtle and bastard.

I didn't expect the Third Prince to say "turtle is a tortoise", which was right, so I retorted.

It's so satisfying.

Zuo Wuhen was so angry that he gnashed his teeth when he saw the civil and military officials in the court laughing at him.

He knew that everyone was laughing at him because he was the son of a turtle.

He cursed in a low voice.

"Hmph, just wait. I won't argue with you, the untouchables of the Nanjing Kingdom."

"Later, I will make your Nanjing Nation the laughing stock of the four nations."

The emperor was very pleased to see Zuo Wuhen was angry.

I didn't expect that the third brother has such ability to confront others.

At this time, the guards who were escorting the divine turtle reported to the emperor.

"Your Majesty, this turtle might hurt someone. What should we do with it?"

Just when the emperor was in distress, Feng Yaoyao's voice rang out.

[Grandpa Emperor, take this giant turtle and stew it, and let all the civil and military officials in the court taste it.]

【Yaoyao wants to eat a big turtle. 】

Feng Yaoyao used to eat raw turtles in the demon world, but now she wants to eat cooked turtles.

When the emperor heard this, his eyes suddenly lit up.

Said to the guard.

"Take this giant tortoise to the imperial kitchen and have them stew it. Let everyone present eat it."

"Since it is a divine tortoise, eating it will surely prolong one's life. I thank Emperor Dongchuan for this birthday gift."

Zuo Wuhen wanted to stop it.

But thinking about how the divine turtle had just injured someone, he gave up.

After the Emperor of Dongchuan saw the divine turtle, he was taken away.

Only then did he get up from the ground.

However, he had just stood up and had not yet waited for the emperor to speak.

The older Duke Fuguo's eyes suddenly lit up.

Pointing at Zuo Wuhen's butt, she laughed until tears came out.

"Hahaha! This is almost making me die of laughter."

Upon hearing this, all the civil and military officials in the court looked in the direction of the Duke's finger.

On the back of the Dongchuan Emperor's black five-clawed dragon robe, there were three large characters embroidered in gold thread.

"New regulations."

There was nothing else special about it, and I was even more puzzled as to why the Duke of Fuguo was laughing.

The civil and military officials thought that the Emperor of Dongchuan had pooped in his pants.

Zuo Wuhen's face was gloomy.

Then he asked the three followers around him to see what was behind him.

After looking at it, the follower shook his head at Zuo Wuhen.

"Nothing, your majesty."

"Perhaps this old minister of the Nanjing Kingdom has some kind of illness or has gone mad."

Zuo Wuhen also felt the same after hearing what his follower said.

It must be that this old minister was too old and couldn't stand the shock, so he was scared mad.

Seeing that the Duke of Fuguo couldn't stop laughing, he believed it even more.

However, after seeing this, Feng Qingchen also burst into laughter along with the old minister.

"Hahaha!"

"I'm so amused that I can't stop laughing. This prince is simply too happy today."

All the civil and military officials smiled when they saw His Royal Highness the Third Prince.

I know it must be something on the Emperor Dongchuan’s butt.

Anxiously waiting for the Third Prince to explain.

The Emperor of Dongchuan felt a jolt in his heart, sensing that something was about to happen.

Then Feng Qingchen pointed at the Dongchuan Emperor's butt and laughed.

"Hahaha! Turtle son's ass - new rules; new turtle ass."

Instantly, all the civil and military officials in the court burst into laughter.

Zuo Wuhen seemed to understand what everyone was laughing about.

He was so angry that his hands clenched until they crackled.

After he ascended the throne, he changed the system of Dongchuan State. The prime minister of Dongchuan State said that the emperor's dragon robe must be made of gold thread.

Embroider the three words "new regulations" on your butt to show your noble status.

These three words were written on all his dragon robes and the clothes of the people in his harem.

In Dongchuan Kingdom, these three words, which were extremely noble, now made him feel extremely ashamed.

At this moment, a foul smell of feces wafted over with the wind, and the faces of all the civil and military officials in the court changed drastically.

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