Four Seas Cloud Moon

Chapter 132: Eating Cheats

At night, Lu Xiaotian stood at the highest point of the palace and looked at the starry sky, thinking of his parents, relatives, and friends in another world!

My eyes couldn't help but become moist. My parents raised me with so much hardship, but before I had the chance to repay them, I passed away to another world!

Thinking back to the little things here, I can be considered to have great power and be accompanied by beautiful women. I wonder how Shishi and the child are doing? Shishi, after I merge the two countries and establish a new capital, I will take you over!

As a modern man, Lu Xiaotian has advanced ideas about military and political affairs, but the ancients were not bad either, and some things remain a mystery to this day.

Lu Xiaotian recalled the struggles of the past few years and always felt that it was a little unreal. The Star God Kingdom and the Moon God Kingdom had existed for hundreds of years. Even though there was corruption, the monarchs were all wise leaders and they were all protected by inheritance. He was the only one with advanced ideas. Wasn't it a little too easy to destroy the two countries?

After thinking about it, I couldn't find any flaws. The sky seemed a bit dull and depressing, as if an invisible net was slowly falling!

If you have nothing to do, go out for a walk. After leaving the palace, walk and look around. This scene is so familiar. I have seen it on TV. The only difference is that it is real and very lively!

There were three big words "Smell the fragrance" and Lu Xiaotian walked in directly. After looking around, he saw only two tables of guests eating and chatting intentionally or unintentionally!

How many guests are there?

One!

Sir, please sit here!

Bring us some good wine and delicious food!

The waiter looked at Lu Xiaotian in his luxurious clothes and said, "Please wait a moment!"

Stand up straight and shout, and good wine and food will be served!

After a while, four dishes including beef, sea bass, roast chicken and a stir-fry were served, along with a pound of sorghum wine!

Lu Xiaotian tasted it and it tasted really good, especially the sea bass! It was delicious, and after drinking a few glasses of wine, his stomach felt warm!

He asked the waiter to pack up the roast chicken, thinking that Lu Xiaotian was the only one who packed up his meal!

I didn’t bring any money! As embarrassing as it could be, Lu Xiaotian walked out carrying the roast chicken.

Sir, you haven't paid yet?

What money should be given?

It’s the meal money. Seeing that you are dressed so nicely, I’m fine if I don’t give you a tip, but you have to pay the bill!

The boss rushed over when he heard it. The guests at the other two tables stopped eating and looked over here!

The boss said,

My lord, you see, our shop's business is not good to begin with, and we don't make much money in a day. If you don't pay me, I will lose money!

Lu Xiaotian looked at the boss and asked,

If I eat here and you scold me, do you think I should pay or not?

The boss smiled apologetically.

Sir, you're joking. You're a guest because you're here to eat. How could I scold a guest? Besides, I've only just seen you since you came in. How could I scold you?

Lu Xiaotian pretended to be angry and said,

I say to the shop owner, this is not fair of you. We come to your business and eat at your restaurant, but you scold us all and ask for money. Do you think we can pay? Right?

The guests at the other two tables were also confused and looked at Lu Xiaotian in confusion.

Lu Xiaotian continued,

Shop owner, let me ask you, what is the name of your shop?

Come and smell the aroma! It’s written on the plaque at the door!

What kind of things only come to eat when they smell something delicious?

Smell the fragrance, smell the fragrance. Pigs and dogs know they are eating when they smell the fragrance.

Are you scolding us diners?

The other two tables of guests were also unhappy. "Boss, why are you scolding us? I don't want to eat anymore, I don't want to eat anymore!"

If you don’t explain clearly today, I will smash the store!

The boss was shocked. He had come up with the name Wenxianglai early in the morning and late at night. How could it become an insult? He quickly apologized and said,

Dear guests, I am not a scholar and have no culture. Tomorrow I will take down the plaque and ask someone to make a new one!

Seeing that the boss was sweating, Lu Xiaotian thought it was almost time and said,

Shop owner, I have studied for a few years. I came here to eat today. We have a connection here. How about I write a plaque for you?

Sir, you say whatever you say, I will listen to you!

Lu Xiaotian said, "At first glance, there's nothing wrong with the fragrance, but it doesn't stand up to scrutiny! Do you know why business is so bad? It's because of this plaque!"

May I ask, sir, how can I remedy this?

You only need to change one of the words!

One word? Which one?

The word "wen" is not good. Change it to "ke", and then reverse the last two words!

The shop owner was a little confused. Changing a word, and then turning it back?

The guests are welcome!

Why are the guests coming here?

Eat food and drink wine!

Your restaurant only smells good when customers come to order dishes. You changed a word from scolding the customers to respecting them. What do you think, store owner?

Gao, you are really an expert. I will change it, right away!

Oh, by the way, I haven’t paid for the food and drinks yet!

Sir, I'll treat you to this meal. I'll also give you two pounds of good wine!

Lu Xiaotian had a meal without spending a penny and also drank two kilograms of wine. As soon as Lu Xiaotian walked out the door, he heard the waiter's voice to chase him away, "Go, go, go away. You come here every day and it's not over yet!"

Lu Xiaotian turned around and saw a beggar trying to go in to eat! After being stopped, he said,

I haven't brought any money these days, so keep track of it for me first! I'll pay you back tenfold in a few days.

Oh, you're paying me back tenfold. I think you're asking for a beating!

When I meet the emperor, he will reuse me, and I will repay him tenfold!

Lu Xiaotian didn't look any further and turned around and left. After a while, Lu Xiaotian found that someone was following him. Lu Xiaotian slowly walked into an alley.

The person who was following him was afraid of losing him, so he ran as fast as he could. As soon as he entered the alley, he saw Lu Xiaotian standing there, and he was shocked!

It turned out to be the beggar who had been stopped at the entrance of the restaurant. Lu Xiaotian felt that this person's martial arts skills were mediocre. He looked about the same age as himself, only three or two years older. But what was he doing with Zong himself? Was he here to assassinate him? Obviously not!

Lu Xiaotian just watched without saying anything. The beggar scratched his head a little embarrassedly and said, "Actually, I have no ill intentions. I came to seek refuge with you."

Come to me? Just like that?

The King of Zhenbei has issued a general amnesty, and I have just been released. Although I have not yet achieved success, I will definitely benefit from your help when the King of Zhenbei promotes me to a higher position.

Thank you for your kindness, but I don’t need your help. After saying that, Lu Xiaotian was about to leave!

Hey, wait, I'm serious!

Lu Xiaotian was in front, and the beggar was following him and chattering non-stop!

The beggar's stomach growled. He looked at the roast chicken and two kilograms of wine in Lu Xiaotian's hand and kept talking.

It was late at night, but after all, it was still very lively at the foot of the imperial city. Lu Xiaotian brought the beggar to a sealed-off courtyard, put wine and roast chicken on the stone table, and motioned for the beggar to eat.

The beggar was not polite either. He looked like a starving ghost. Lu Xiaotian stood up to leave, but was stopped by the beggar.

I see that you are dressed in luxurious clothes and have an extraordinary demeanor. You are obviously not an ordinary person. I wonder what you think about the fact that King Lu Xiaotian of Zhenbei destroyed two countries?

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