Time Travel: The Useless Prince, First Destroy the Princess

"Brother Bai, let's continue telling your legend!"

"Alright!" Bai Hui was very proud. "You'd never guess where I went even if I beat you to death!"

"Where?" everyone asked in unison.

"I don't know either!" Bai Hui laughed.

"What? You don't know?"

"Yes, when I got off the car! All around! Guess what it was?"

"Brother Bai, stop keeping me in suspense and tell me!"

Everyone's curiosity has been completely piqued.

"Okay, then I'll tell you, I saw a huge yard! It was filled with flowers, trees, and rockery, and the surrounding houses were all built with blue bricks. It looked like heaven!"

"Wow! Where is this? It seems like there is no such place in our Luojing City!" someone asked.

"Go away, there are so many places like this!" someone retorted. "I once went to Wang Xian's house and saw them spreading gold on the ground to dry like wheat. That's heaven!"

"You're such a boaster!" Bai Hui was clearly a little dissatisfied when he heard others questioning him. "Who else has as much gold as the wheat? You must be jealous of me!"

"Brother Bai, I'm not jealous. My grandfather told me that Wang Xian's family has more money than the emperor!"

"Stop bragging. Who in the world is richer than the emperor?" Everyone was obviously dissatisfied.

Even Liu Zhao, who was listening to the story next door, shook his head. This was really an exaggeration.

"Li Mazi, don't interrupt, let Brother Bai finish what he had to say!" Liu Hu stopped Li Mazi from speaking at this time.

Only after the surroundings quieted down again did Bai Hui continue, "It was getting late at that time. Two maids led me into a large room and gave me a bath!"

"Two women bathing you?" Everyone widened their eyes.

"Yeah! I really couldn't stand it at the time!" Bai Hui smacked his lips. "But I didn't dare move at the time. I was washed all over like a sheep. I don't usually like to bathe, and that day they almost rubbed a layer of skin off me!"

"Hahaha! What happened next?"

Everyone laughed.

"Later, when I showered and came out into the large room, I saw the lights were on and a huge table of food and wine was already on. I was stunned! I've lived for twenty years and I've never seen so many dishes!"

"What do you have? Chicken, duck, fish, or meat?"

"Chicken, duck, fish, and meat are all tacky!" Bai Hui said, "I'll just tell you two something you haven't seen before!"

Everyone listened to what was said next in silence.

"Have you ever eaten shark fin?" Bai Hui asked.

"What's so special about shark fin?" Li Mazi said, "I've only seen it!"

"Have you ever seen such a large plate of shark fins with each fin being the same thickness?" Bai Hui seemed to be making a gesture.

"Wow! As thick as shark fin?" Li Mazi couldn't help but exclaim in amazement.

Shark fin is already very precious, it is good enough to be able to eat it, and every one of them is the same.

"Hey, that's nothing!" Bai Hui said with saliva flying. "There are also bear paws, all the same size. I was dumbfounded at the time!"

Liu Zhao heard it clearly from the side, this is too extravagant!

It's not like I haven't eaten shark fin before, but to say that every piece is of the same thickness is simply impossible.

"You can't even eat bear paws, and they're all the same. What kind of family did you go to?"

"Let's get to the point!" Bai Hui continued, "While I was still dazed, a woman came in from the door!"

"woman?"

Everyone's eyes were filled with excitement.

"Yes, she came in and sat down next to me, saying you were very handsome! I like you!"

"I was a little scared, and hurriedly said you are so beautiful, I like you too!"

"A beautiful woman throws herself at him and gives him money. Brother Bai is really making a killing!"

The others hurried to offer compliments.

"That's right, this woman is quite direct. She let me hold her and drink!"

"Wow!"

"That's right. Then she poured me some wine and asked me to hold her and feed her the wine!"

Bai will be very proud.

"How could she know that I was born with a huge alcohol tolerance? I drank until the sky was dark and the sun and moon were dim!"

"What happened next? Was it all just drinking?"

"How is that possible?" Bai Hui chuckled. "After we finished drinking, everyone can guess what happened next!!"

"Hahaha!" Everyone laughed wildly again.

"I'm so envious!"

"Brother Bai, you've got me itching to talk about this. Can you tell me the details?"

"Well!"

Bai Hui then began to describe some details vividly.

Chu Lan had already covered her ears.

Everyone can understand what this means.

"That woman is very beautiful, isn't she? Is she old?"

Liu Hu still couldn't suppress his curiosity.

"She's incredibly beautiful, stunningly beautiful, stunning enough to make fish sink to the bottom of their chests, geese drop to the ground, and the moon hide in shame! She even has a beauty mark on her chin!" Bai Hui sighed. "It's a shame her interests are more diverse than those of ordinary women. I'm simply overwhelmed. If I stay any longer, she'll squeeze me like a tree trunk!"

"Hahahaha!"

Everyone burst into laughter.

"Brother Bai, if you can't catch it, you can bring your brothers to help!"

"You're dreaming! Do you think she's a prostitute? Does everyone want to go?"

"That can't be the eldest daughter of a wealthy family!"

"You guys are right, she is a concubine in the palace!"

"What? Concubine?"

Everyone exclaimed.

"Oh my god, it can't be Jinyuan City! I heard that the emperor's disliked concubines are imprisoned there!"

"I haven't seen it outside, but it's pretty close!"

"Brother Bai, you are the first person in history to cuckold the emperor!"

"That's right!" Bai Hui seemed to disagree, "How could the old emperor satisfy her needs?"

Liu Zhao's heart suddenly sank. After all this talk, it turned out to be Sima Yu!

No wonder he is so rich?

This is too outrageous!

She actually went outside the palace to find a pretty boy to play with?

If you don’t seek death, you won’t die!

"Then! I stayed in that big yard for a whole month!"

"Brother Bai, have you been sleeping with her for this month?"

"That's right, I'm tired of eating delicacies from land and sea every day!"

"Then why did you come back so suddenly?"

"Isn't it my period? I can finally rest for a few days."

"Hahaha! So you're back?"

"She didn't want me to leave at first, but I said I had an eighty-year-old grandmother to take care of at home, so she finally let me out. Look, these, these, were all given by her!"

Bai Hui said, obviously spreading out a large pile of objects.

Everyone exclaimed in unison.

Liu Zhao also guessed that it must be a huge amount of gold, silver and jewelry.

It seems that Sima Yu is living a very comfortable life in Jinyuan City!

While looking for a gigolo, he was also looking for someone to deal with him.

This green hat is so bright!

It seems that we must move her!

Some inappropriate words for children were being said over there, and Chu Lan kept covering her ears tightly.

At this time, the two of them had almost finished eating!

"Let's go!" Liu Zhao stood up.

Chu Lan hurriedly stood up and followed Liu Zhao downstairs.