Time Travel: The Useless Prince, First Destroy the Princess

Now all the ministers looked at Liu Zhao. Although they didn't say anything, most of them were gloating in their hearts.

Liu Zhao was delighted. Let's not talk about other topics, just the word "wine" is taught a lot in the compulsory education Chinese textbook!

Let’s drink and sing, what is life like?

I urge you to drink another cup of wine, for there will be no friends west of Yangguan.

Draw a sword to cut the water, the water will flow even faster; raise a cup to dispel sorrow, the sorrow will only become more sorrowful!

These are the must-read sentences when you were in school. Even if decades have passed and you have forgotten most of them, you will still remember the key sentences very clearly!

There is also the famous line that most men who drink will recite: Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but Buddha remains in the heart!

I happened to be reciting Buddhist scriptures and I really came across it.

it is good!

If you can’t remember the second half, that doesn’t matter.

On the contrary, he had no recollection of the two lines of poetry that Wei Huan had taught him before.

He immediately stood up and knelt before Liu Yan, saying, "Father, I want to go down and write!"

"Go down? In front of all the ministers? Do you have such courage?"

Liu Yan thought to himself, this probably won’t work!

It would be so embarrassing if I couldn’t remember it!

Even if I were the emperor, I would not be able to save face!

"Is it okay?" I asked involuntarily.

"Your son will try!"

Liu Zhao stood up.

"Then go ahead!"

Liu Yan was very nervous at this time. If his son wrote in a mess, his face would be swollen.

Seeing this, the eunuch hurriedly brought a writing table and placed the pen, ink, paper and inkstone on it.

Liu Zhao walked down slowly, pretending to be very nervous.

Liu Yan was also a little uneasy.

I can't remind him!

I hope he remembers the poems Wei Huan taught him!

Or you can just write a little bit, as long as it is fluent and passable.

He would not lose face in front of the ministers, and at the same time he could prove that he was indeed much smarter than before.

He stood in front of the table and looked at Liu Yan: "Father, I am going to write it!"

Liu Yan nodded and watched Liu Zhao pick up the pen.

Liu Zhao mentioned the brush, and he found that he was not good at calligraphy.

There are also traditional Chinese characters!

Fortunately, after reciting Buddhist scriptures for so long, I have a clear understanding of the general structure of traditional Chinese characters.

But even if I can’t write well, it doesn’t matter!

Liu Zhao picked up the brush, and the way he held it with his five fingers made several ministers almost laugh.

He took a deep breath and slowly wrote a word on the paper: wine.

All the ministers held their breath, they were very nervous and excited!

Liu Yan sighed secretly and asked you to talk about wine.

Why is the first word "wine" written as the first character?

This is too speechless!

It seems that he has completely forgotten the two lines of poetry taught by Wei Huan!

"Your Majesty, Zhao'er can write now?"

Liu Zhi was very happy.

"Yup!"

In the past, Liu Zhao could recognize some words but could not write.

But to think that I can actually write the word "wine" is not bad!

Although the posture is a bit awkward, isn't that normal?

Liu Zhao dipped the brush in ink again and wrote the second word under the wine: meat.

Liu Yan was speechless now!

It's either wine or meat!

This is obviously a joke!

I am so embarrassed!

The ministers below were all delighted. An idiot is an idiot. He only knows how to eat!

Wei Huan secretly looked at Liu Yan. This question seemed too difficult!

How could I assume that he still remembered the poems I taught him?

If he remembered, he wouldn't be stupid!

My heart couldn't help but beat wildly. It seemed that my fate was about to reach a turning point!

However, judging from the prince's words and actions, he is indeed a normal person!

However, not all ministers thought so.

More people seeing Liu Zhao's behavior would think that he had been trained before.

Although Liu Zhao is stupid, he can still learn basic etiquette as long as he is taught more.

Dipping the brush in ink, Liu Zhao then slowly wrote the third word: 穿.

Some ministers almost laughed out loud. Can wine and meat be worn?

Liu Yan's face turned green!

Queen Liu Zhi clasped her hands together nervously.

It's over, completely over!

The emperor must want to slap him now!

The ministers did not dare to speak, and most of them were very happy!

Now, the fact that I am a fool has been confirmed!

Liu Fu stood up unsteadily at this moment and said to Liu Zhao, "Prince, how can you wear wine and meat? Did you write it wrong?"

Liu Fu was the oldest and had the highest seniority, so naturally he dared to ask this question. In fact, he also wanted to find a way out for Liu Zhao.

Liu Zhao smiled and said, "I know!"

Liu Fu shook his head, what a fool!

I don’t even want to find the stairs!

Liu Yan's heart sank. If he didn't back down, he would lose face!

Then he coughed and said, "Zhao'er, come here and rest for a while!"

Liu Yan thought, since I have already written about food and clothing, the next word couldn’t be housing, right?

We have to call him up and find a way to rescue him!

"No!" Liu Zhao pretended to be in deep thought.

Liu Yan was speechless!

This guy is really stupid. I have too high expectations!

Song Xian was also very anxious at this time. He didn't care whether he would be in trouble or not. He stood up and said, "Your Majesty, I see that the Crown Prince is thinking hard at this moment. It may be difficult for him to think at the banquet. Why not let His Royal Highness go to a secluded place and think it over before writing it down!"

"Zhao'er, what do you think?"

Liu Yan thought Song Xian's suggestion was a good one. As long as he went out, there would certainly be plenty of ways to rescue him.

"Father, I have thought it through!"

Liu Zhao said simply.

Liu Yan felt his blood rushing to his veins. This was truly a repeated failure in backing down!

broken!

Song Xian rushed forward anxiously: "Prince, take a rest!"

"No need!" Liu Zhao no longer hesitated and quickly wrote the fourth word.

"intestinal!"

The traditional Chinese version of this word is not complicated!

Liu Zhao wrote it a little more sloppily!

When Song Xian saw the words written by Liu Zhao, he was stunned for a moment!

All the ministers were petrified instantly!

It’s okay to eat meat and drink wine!

Liu Yan also stood up excitedly.

This wording may be cheesy, but it’s okay!

"Your Highness!" Song Xian's hands trembled and he called out unconsciously.

"What's wrong?" Liu Zhao looked at Song Xian.

"No, nothing!" Song Xian said, but he was very curious about what the next word would be!

The ministers also changed their previous mentality of worry, gloating, and watching the jokes into one mentality: write!

Liu Yan walked down and took a look at the words. He seemed to be much better than before. He instantly became more energetic and said, "Zhao'er, do you want to take a rest?"

Liu Yan couldn’t guess what the last word was!

"Thank you, Father. No need to rest!"

Liu Zhao thought about the traditional Chinese characters!

Fortunately, they are all simple traditional characters, so it is not difficult to write them.

Song Xian was a master of cursive script, so there was nothing wrong with Liu Zhao writing in a more cursive way!

Liu Zhao began to write the word "pass" in a sloppy manner!

"Wine and meat go through the intestines!"

Song Xian read it out, and Liu Yan picked up the paper excitedly.

Although this is not a famous quote, at least the sentence is coherent!

It’s good enough that it’s not written as wine, meat, clothing, housing and transportation!

This is completely in line with Liu Zhao's progress!

The ministers saw that it was written like this and there was nothing outstanding about it, and nothing worth criticizing!

This is the silly prince!

The fact that it’s written like this shows that your IQ has indeed improved!

Liu Fu covered his chest and took a few deep breaths!

Finally it wasn’t too embarrassing!

Liu Zhi also felt much more comfortable all over and let go of her nervous hands.

Liu Jun glanced at his daughter and sat back.