Time Travel: The Useless Prince, First Destroy the Princess

The third day of the first lunar month in the third year of Xianning in the Jing Dynasty.

Luojing Palace City, Prince's Palace!

Liu Zhao woke up in the middle of the night and habitually stretched his hand to the side!

Warm skin!

Although the room was dark and shabby, Liu Zhao instantly retracted his hand when he touched it.

There is someone next to you!

I dug a little deeper and found that the female characteristics were very obvious.

It's actually a woman?

Damn, traveled through time?

Otherwise, where would women come from?

Liu Zhao pinched his thigh, it hurt!

It turned out to be true.

I clearly remember squatting in that mysterious place!

Not to mention women, even men find it hard to see!

The defense is so solid that it will probably never be broken except by traveling through time!

That means I finally traveled through time!

It’s not bad to have a woman!

I hadn't touched a woman for a year or two, and my instincts reacted immediately.

Isn’t this a bit perverted!

Men really are animals controlled by their lower bodies!

Before I even figure out who the other person is, my hormones are already rushing forward!

Since they are in the same bed, she must be my woman!

How about some?

My thoughts are sparked by hormones!

This shouldn't be!

This is not the time to think about women!

Shouldn’t the first thing to do when traveling through time be to save your life?

Besides, I’m afraid I can’t handle this fat!

Thinking of this, he sat up immediately: "Is anyone there?"

Is not this nonsensical?

The woman next to him was obviously woken up and slapped him in the face: "Idiot, what are you yelling about in the middle of the night? Your father is looking for you!"

The slap hit Liu Zhao's chest right on the spot, making a crisp sound and feeling a bit hot.

This temper is quite bad!

But when I heard that the voice was actually Chinese, my mood instantly improved.

If you travel through time to the African savannah and the cannibal tribe, you will be dead!

"I need to poop!"

Liu Zhao didn't understand the situation, so he could only make up something.

The purpose is to go out and see the situation.

"Lazy cows and horses make a lot of shit and piss!" the woman cursed again.

Although Liu Zhao felt a little pain at this time, he didn't know where he was or who he was facing, so he had no choice but to endure it.

And there’s this saying!

This shows that cultures have something in common!

It seems that time travel is not a random thing!

"roll!"

The woman cursed again.

Liu Zhao reached out to the bed and stood up.

"Turn on the lamp! Idiot, can't you even say turn on the lamp?"

The woman said again while lying on the bed.

I heard the door open and someone walked in.

The two women were each holding a lamp. They were obviously two women wearing pink cotton jackets, probably maids.

One of them carefully lit the fire, while the other held the lamp with his hand, and soon they lit up two beautiful round palace lanterns.

The burning material should be candle!

The whole room is large and beautifully decorated.

The materials are all wood with a golden hue.

It can’t be golden nanmu!

It could also be painted!

Only then did Liu Zhao turn around and take a look at the woman on the bed.

She was covered with the quilt, but her skin was very white, she was good-looking, and there was a beauty mark on her chin.

"who am I?"

Liu Zhao examined himself and saw that he was wearing a pair of purple pajamas, which were very smooth and probably made of silk.

I looked at my hands, they were quite tender.

That means I am not too old at this time.

That's good!

If I traveled through time and space and became an old man in his seventies or eighties who could only dream of women, then my journey through time would have been in vain!

A slight breeze blew in from the door, and Liu Zhao shivered unconsciously.

It looks like it's winter.

"Tell this idiot to go to the toilet!"

The woman on the bed said.

"Yes, madam!"

The two maids half-knelt and saluted.

"My Queen, this!" Liu Zhao was shocked. "Am I the emperor? Or the crown prince?"

"Let's go!"

After saying this, the two maids came forward to support Liu Zhao.

While he was thinking, the two maids had already stood up and put the cotton jacket placed aside on Liu Zhao.

Then he put on a furry coat on the outside. Liu Zhao looked at the color of the fur and thought it was made of tiger skin.

A real tiger-skin coat!

My body instantly warms up!

"Your Highness, let's go!" The maid urged again. It seemed that she was used to Liu Zhao's nagging.

Liu Zhao shuddered and was dragged from the bed by two maids, through three rooms, and then quickly walked out of the door.

He seemed to be the prince!

Which dynasty?

What prince?

A memory suddenly appeared in my mind.

"Prince Liu Zhao of Jing Dynasty!"

Sure enough, even the name remains unchanged when traveling through time.

When I went out, there was a gust of cold wind. It seemed that the wind in the room just now was just a light breeze. The wind outside was really strong!

If he hadn't been wearing this tiger-skin coat, Liu Zhao suspected he would have been frozen to death in an instant.

The toilet was not far away. Two maids helped Liu Zhao in and skillfully helped him take off his pants.

Liu Zhao instinctively pulled up his pants and said, "Get out!"

"No, Your Highness!"

The two maids were very strong and managed to pull Liu Zhao's pants down to his knees.

"Your Highness, that's enough!"

As he spoke, he supported Liu Zhao and squatted down.

"Fuck, are you going to watch me pee?"

"You guys get out!" Liu Zhao didn't want to go to the toilet in the first place, so isn't this just an excuse?

It would be even more inconvenient if someone was watching.

"Your Highness!"

The two maids let go of Liu Zhao and knelt down on both sides.

"What's wrong?"

Liu Zhao was stunned. Did he have to watch while he went to the toilet?

"We don't dare! The Queen will kill us!"

"Damn!" Liu Zhao said in his heart, this queen looks like a powerful character!

Looking at the pitiful appearance of the two maids, Liu Zhao sighed.

"Then you carry them on your backs!"

"Yes!"

It feels so uncomfortable to be accompanied by two women when going to the toilet!

It was just a casual remark, and with two women watching, it didn't mean he was going to the toilet at all.

Only a few dripping sounds were heard from some places that were not very satisfactory.

The memories of this era quickly appeared in Liu Zhao's mind.

Soon, Liu Zhao understood part of it from his memory.

The person lying on the bed inside was Sima Yu.

That is the Crown Princess!

At this moment, I am eighteen years old.

She has been married to Sima Yu for five years. This woman is really tough and getting beaten is a common occurrence for her.

"How did these five years pass?"

Unfortunately, Liu Zhao's memory didn't seem to be very smooth and was rather sporadic.

Liu Zhao quickly pulled up his pants, but was held down by two maids and rinsed with hot water.

Wipe it clean with a silk scarf!

Isn’t it just going to the toilet?

Is it necessary to use hot water to take a shower in such a cold winter?

He was even rubbed with a silk scarf by a woman!

"I rely on! I rely on!"

This feeling is really unpleasant!

Fortunately, the maid quickly dealt with the situation and brought Liu Zhao back to the palace.

"There's no need to turn off the lights, just get out!"

Sima Yu gave orders from the bed.

"Yes, madam!"

The two maids backed out.

Liu Zhao felt a little embarrassed and glanced at Sima Yu lying on the bed.

I lifted the quilt, climbed up, and my hand accidentally touched her skin!

"what are you doing?"

Sima Yu pushed Liu Zhao's hand away.

"Sleep, of course!"

"Sleep with your dad!"

Sima Yu cursed!

Obviously surprised, something seemed different today, and she turned over and rode on Liu Zhao.

"I rely on!"

Liu Zhao cursed inwardly.

So tough?

The damn body actually felt a little impulsive unconsciously!

But the thought that suddenly emerged in my mind was that Sima Yu was on this big bed!

Making love with that imperial physician!

At that time, I was forced to watch the battle!

He suddenly felt nauseous and lost all thoughts, so he pushed the woman away.

"Get out of here, trash!"

Sima Yu was very angry and kicked Liu Zhao.