It's just a grocery store.
Chapter 19: Initial Exploration
When I got back to the hotel room, I immediately ran into the bathroom to take a shower. I could smell a faint stench at the tip of my nose.
I scrub my face vigorously with shower gel several times until the fragrance spreads all over my body. In another sense, I am quite clean.
Even the system was caught and scrubbed. Although it did not follow into the place, it lay on Lingshi's body for a long time after he changed his appearance.
System: I’m really not dirty, host, please rub it gently!
Lingshi: No, it makes me feel uncomfortable watching this.
After scrubbing for half an hour, the man and the weasel finally came out of the bathroom smelling delicious, and the system lay on Zero's arm and vomited souls.
Zero time poked its head and complained:
"Sometimes I really feel like you're just a weasel incarnate, not a manifestation at all."
There is no other reason. Zero Hour and the system are too close in their daily interactions. The system's performance is too emotional and does not seem like a cold machine at all.
The system has no strength, so it uses its little claws to push the fingers that are making trouble at zero time.
"Host, stop poking me. I already said I'm not the weasel, you are."
Lingshi immediately stared at the system with a gleam in his eyes. The system realized that something was wrong and broke out in a sweat.
Zero Hour: "You just said that, right?"
System: "What? I didn't say anything."
Zero Hour: "You definitely said it, brat!"
System: “Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!”
Lingshi pulled the weasel's face to both sides, and the system had no choice but to scream for mercy, but Lingshi didn't show any mercy.
System: Stop pulling the host, your face is going to split.
Zero Hour: Isn’t this a manifestation? If it breaks, I’ll replace it with a better one for you.
The cruel demon tortured the system for more than ten minutes until it was exhausted and lay down on the bed to rest.
The system held its reddened face under its fur and cried.
"This is too much, host. Even if I don't feel pain, I still feel the simulated sensation. And you tortured me for so long."
The system felt its face was numb, so it had to rub it with its claws. After venting its anger for a while, it pulled the weasel into its arms and rubbed it to comfort it.
Midnight: What if I don’t coax my child and he doesn’t let me play with me next time?
After coaxing the system, he started to deal with business, and at zero o'clock he decided to call and harass his friends again.
Lingshi: "Hey, Quanquan, have you eaten? What are you doing?"
Huang Quan on the opposite side felt a chill and threw his phone away directly. His action was so skillful that it seemed like he had done it hundreds of times.
Zero Hour: "Ah, the phone is hung up."
System: As expected...
On the other side, Huang Quan skillfully took out a spare mobile phone SIM card and cursed, "When will this guy be normal?"
Lingshi calculated the time and called again, but before Lingshi could speak, Huang Quan interrupted him.
Huang Quan: "If you have something to say, tell me now, or I'll tear your head off and kick it like a ball."
Ling Shi: "Oh, so cold... I know, I know, I'll tell you right away, don't hang up."
Lingshi immediately stopped being so nonchalant and put on a serious look and told Huang Quan what had happened today.
System: As long as he's going crazy, what's wrong with the host being a little dramatic?
Sitting at the head of the bed at midnight, his fingers unconsciously grasped the weasel's paws and kneaded them.
"So, come over to my side and join in on this fun thing?"
Huanghun stared at the computer screen in front of him and thought. In fact, he was a little tempted. After all, anyone who could play with Lingshi could not be a peaceful person.
Lingshi continued to lower his voice to seduce him,
"Come on, dear, it's time to add another amount to Hacker Twilight's wanted poster."
Huanghun's heart was immediately moved. He couldn't stand Lingshi's tone at all, and the content was too tempting.
Huanghun opened his mouth, but no sound came out for a while. His breathing became more and more rapid, showing his owner's excitement.
Lingshi scratched the weasel with his index finger, then slapped the bed and decided:
"Then I'll reimburse you for the first flight tomorrow morning."
Huang Quan: "Okay, I'll find you when I get there."
After hanging up the phone, I realized that neither of the two people told me the address and the other did not ask for it.
At zero o'clock, he grabbed the system and played with it, not worrying at all that Huang Quan would not be able to find him. A hacker would become a joke if he couldn't find someone.
The system has been pampered by Lingshi until its fur is shiny and oily. Every time Lingshi is in that state, he likes to pamper the system.
System: I wasn’t outside last time, and I saw with my own eyes that he was able to pull out all the thorns from a cactus.
In order to protect the safety of other items, the system works tirelessly and stays at hand at zero time.
In fact, Zero Hour's technique is quite good. The weasel's expression always shows enjoyment, and Zero Hour sees everything but doesn't say it out loud.
Zero Hour: This system is really tsundere.
At zero o'clock, I stroked it from head to tail, and the system was so excited that it collapsed on the bed and almost fell asleep on the spot.
When I looked at the time, I realized it was past dinner time. I didn't really want to eat the food at the hotel, but I suddenly wanted to eat junk food.
Midnight: Tongzi, do you want some fried chicken?
System: Eat, eat, eat, host, I want to eat big chicken legs!
Zero hour: grasp.
Although the delivery fee is very expensive, I ordered a large portion of fried chicken for takeout at midnight, so much so that the store owner stared in disbelief when he received the order.
System: That's too much, host...
Shocked and incredulous, the system was once again shaken by the extravagance of Zero Hour.
System: It’s obvious that the original host was a super thrifty person at the beginning!
Midnight: That was when we had no money. Now that we have money, why don’t we enjoy it and take it with us to our grave?
People love money and are greedy for money, but they are not stingy and can be open-minded. Life is about enjoying the present moment.
Wait for the delivery man to stand at the door with a big bag of takeout on his back. Don't wait for him to knock on the door, and open the door immediately at midnight.
The delivery man was startled by Lingshi who suddenly opened the door. When he was about to ask about the normal procedures, Lingshi quickly said:
"My last name is Ling. All these are mine. Just give them to me. Thank you for your hard work. Here's your tip."
The delivery man had his bag snatched away, and in return he had extra coins in his hand.
Delivery man: I feel like I’m being raped and helpless, wuwuwu.
The delivery man was so strange that he took the tip and left in a daze. It was the first time I met such a customer and I didn’t understand it.
At midnight, he would put a large portion of fried chicken on the table and summon the system to come over and eat together.
The delivery guy delivered the food pretty quickly, and the steaming hot fried chicken looked very tempting, so I took a photo at midnight and sent it to my friends who were still there at night.
Especially in a certain chat room group, the screen was once again flooded with photos of delicious food at midnight.
[I’m here]:...Look at the time now.
[Zero is not zero]: Hey~Runaway cat emoticon pack.JPG
[I’m here]: You bastard!!!
[Coffee Jelly]: ...So vicious.
[The little wanderer on the roof]: Oh, it looks delicious. I want to eat it too.
[I’m here]: This is his conspiracy! Bastard, come out and get scolded!
[Coffee Jelly]: I guess he ran away a long time ago.
[I’m Here]: Ahhhh, one day I’m going to take care of him!
On the other hand, Lingshi, who achieved his goal and threw his phone aside, didn't know that he would really pay the price for it later.
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