Among the five paranoid male protagonists, who do you want me to choose?

Yu Zhao waited until Leng Quanyi woke up before taking her away. The girl in the green dress was surrounded by pink bubbles.

Shen Yuzhuo stared at him for a long time, feeling that something was odd, but he couldn't put his finger on why. The way Leng Quanyi looked at Yu Zhao...

She was a bit like the big black dog he met while eating at the sect. It also drooled and had green eyes. Her eyes were even more...

I searched for a long time but couldn't come up with an adjective.

He wanted to go back to bed and take a nap, but the Tianjiao competition would not start for another half an hour.

He was dumbfounded when he lifted the quilt. There were large saliva marks on the sheets. He really couldn't imagine that a person could drool so much.

Incredible.

Shen Yuzhuo couldn't hold it anymore, his eyebrows twitching wildly. After the young master's gender changed... even his species changed?

Soon there was a constant banging on the door, and the doors and windows were rattling, as if the door was going to be broken down.

Qin Yun: "Junior brother! Hurry up and get up! The sun is shining on your butt!"

Le Li, who was standing by, also shouted, "Junior brother, you've changed. You used to be the one calling us!"

"Open the door quickly!"

The voices were getting louder and louder, and Shen Yuzhuo felt a little pain in his temples. He ran to open the door in a hurry. The two of them saw that there were still some dark circles under his eyes, as if he had not slept all night, and his hair and clothes were a little messy.

There is a situation!

Le Li and Qin Yun looked at each other and squeezed in. They saw the messy quilt at a glance. Usually, the junior brothers would fold the quilt first.

Why now...

The bedding was in disarray, with unknown water stains on it. The junior brother was the only one in the room.

The two of them had dull eyes and blank minds, and then simultaneously cast strange glances at Shen Yuzhuo.

"Junior brother, I understand, but the Tianjiao Conference is about to begin, and you... this is not appropriate." Qin Yun looked solemn and preachy.

Le Li: "Brother, I understand, but now is not the time for you to do that."

Hearing this, Shen Yuzhuo froze, as if he knew they had misunderstood something. He immediately wanted to explain, "It wasn't me, it was someone else..."

The two of them twitched their ears slightly, as if they had discovered something big, "Others?"

Junior brother secretly hid a woman in his room?

As if determined to get to the bottom of the matter, Le Li raised his chin, rolled up his sleeves, and began to search the house. Qin Yun was even more direct, asking hurriedly, "Whose fairy is this?"

They would certainly not treat others unfairly. The Haoyun Sect was well-known for its responsibility. Regardless of the cause and effect, if something like this happened, they had to report it to the master.

Le Li searched through all the boxes and drawers but couldn't find anyone, so he leaned closer and asked, "Who is it?!"

Looking at the two people's blatant gossip spirits, Shen Yuzhuo had a headache, "No, I didn't do anything."

"It's not one person, it's two people. I'm innocent."

He thought that after he said this, his two senior brothers would understand that there were three people in the room and he couldn't do anything.

Yu Zhao and Leng Quanyi slept on the bed, and he sat on the bench all night.

But Shen Yuzhuo obviously underestimated his senior brother's imagination.

Qin Yun was stunned. His mouth could have fit two eggs. He stammered, "You... still have two?"

Le Li covered his mouth in surprise, picked up the jade token at his waist and turned into a keyboard warrior, typing away crazily.

"Master, let me tell you, Junior Brother lets his nature run wild the moment he goes out. Last night he had a threesome with two female cultivators!"

Yun He, who was fishing in Haoyun Sect, was dumbfounded. He had completely forgotten about fishing and his blood was boiling.

【What? 】

[You said I was cold-hearted and emotionless, known as the leader of the ruthless way, and my handsome but unromantic little disciple, how could the iron tree blossom?]

Yun He wanted so badly to get over here from the other side of the jade token that he was as excited as a monkey at the foot of the mountain trying to steal food from his disciples.

[Quick! Quick! Quick! Tell me more. I want to get firsthand information.]

He drank the melon first as a gesture of respect.

Shen Yuzhuo was so angry that he felt dizzy and frantically explained while trying to snatch the jade token from his third senior brother's hand, asking him not to destroy him!

"They slept on the bed, and I slept on the floor!"

Qin Yun tutted, picked up the blanket, and put on an expression that said, "There's physical evidence here, and you still dare to quibble?"

"Then tell me, what is this?"

Shen Yuzhuo said bluntly: "Saliva."

Qin Yun and Le Li's lips twitched, and they were both speechless. "Do you think we are fools?"

Who's drooling so much? Snuggling in bed slurping noodles?

Qin Yun criticized and taught him with a serious face, "Junior brother, you have changed."

When he first started learning Buddhism, his master almost hugged his thighs and cried and begged him not to practice the ruthless way, but he was too stubborn to listen and acted like he had converted to Buddhism and was pure-hearted.

Normally, they would avoid female disciples they saw, whether they were junior sisters in the sect or fairies outside the sect, and the love letters they had to pass on were almost piling up into a mountain.

I didn't expect that this year he would suddenly find two female cultivators, and he did it secretly to avoid being discovered by them. He even made up a lie that the bedding was stained with saliva.

Shen Yuzhuo felt more wronged than Dou E, and wanted to explain, but Le Li stopped him first.

"You don't have to quibble."

He said earnestly, "Little Junior Brother, since it has already happened, you must be responsible for them. You can't neglect them. Pick an auspicious day to marry them."

Qin Yun also joined in the fun, patting Shen Yuzhuo's shoulder vigorously and saying excitedly, "That's right! We sword cultivators are famous for loving our wives. You can't be a scumbag who ignores you after putting on your pants and ruin our good reputation."

Although they love their 'Spirit Sword Wife', they cannot be too fickle.

The more he talked, the more outrageous it became. Shen Yuzhuo's face turned red and he roared to the sky.

“I really didn’t do anything!!!”

On the other side, Yu Zhao took his junior sister to have breakfast and hurried to the scene of the Tianjiao Conference. There were quite a lot of people there, and with the help of jade cards, several people gathered together.

Song Yulan looked at Yu Zhao worriedly, "Is your injury healed?"

A shoulder injury is a serious matter. If it is serious, you can't even hold a knife.

In order to verify that his hand was healed, Yu Zhao immediately brought his hands together and spun them around to create an afterimage. He had learned this from watching short videos before, and now it felt like it was engraved into his DNA.

Ye Qingshan took a half step back in shock, "Is this... is this the legendary Flower Shaking Hand?"

Yu Zhao: “…”

I felt something was wrong from the moment we met. How did he know about triangles? He even said that triangles are stable, and now he recognizes the flower hand.

Could this also be worn?

Yu Zhao raised his eyebrows and looked at him quickly, hope in his eyes. Please listen to the question, "Who will be elected president of the United States this year?"

Ye Qingshan stared at her blankly, looking extremely annoyed.

It looks like...

Yu Zhao sighed deeply, and the others looked at her stupidly and said some weird things. They originally thought Ye Qingshan was stupid enough, but they didn't expect that there was an upgraded version of Yu Zhao 2.0.

A glimmer of light flashed in the eyes of the blue bird on his shoulder. He remembered that his disciple had told him before that it was called Telangbu or something like that.

It was so long ago that he could hardly remember it.