Among the five paranoid male protagonists, who do you want me to choose?
Chapter 109 It’s just puffiness
For some reason, Shen Yuzhuo attracted a lot of stone crabs that were woken up, and they all raised their claws to pinch him.
The back of his hands and face were pinched several times, and a stone crab took advantage of his inattention to pinch his legs twice. The pain all over his body made him slow to react.
He flew into the air, grabbed a few fierce stone crabs, and threw them down casually.
Stone crabs collided with each other.
It made a crackling sound, like hail.
A group of stone crabs were moving in a certain direction. Yu Zhao looked in the direction they were moving and saw a mud hole suddenly appearing in the corner of the clear water.
Near the mud hole, the undried mud on the claws should be the masterpiece of this group of stone crabs.
Digging holes with bare hands is the specialty of stone crabs. They reproduce in closed caves and seal the entrances. Although they are very strong, their young are very fragile and cannot even beat a rabbit.
Therefore, in order to prevent other spiritual beasts from stealing their offspring, stone crabs have evolved their own unique lifestyle.
They should be going out to find food. Thinking of this, Yu Zhao planned to follow the crab army into the mud hole. After thinking about it, he decided to let Shen Yuzhuo go ahead.
She was a little worried because he was behind her.
The mud hole is a bit narrow. After all, it is the exclusive passage for stone crabs. It would be a bit cramped if people forced their way in.
Yu Zhao felt that breathing was a little difficult, and the air was filled with the smell of earth and muddy water.
There were also some stone crabs with them. For some reason, these stone crabs specifically picked on Shen Yuzhuo. In the cave, all that could be heard was his howling cries.
The little crabs waved their claws and seemed a little angry.
Shen Yuzhuo couldn't bear being squeezed any longer, his face was distorted, they were too powerful, he climbed quite fast, and soon he saw the light.
But soon he was stuck at the exit.
It's his buttocks.
Seeing that the exit was blocked, the stone crabs became even more upset. Someone had occupied their exclusive passage, so they rushed forward with their claws raised, as if they wanted to pinch a piece of meat from his butt.
Yu Zhao, who was behind, choked and wanted to push with his hands, but stopped in mid-air. It was really not nice to touch someone's butt like this.
It’s time to say it or not.
To be fair.
Shen Yuzhuo's buttocks are quite perky...
Yu Zhao felt ashamed of himself, so he secretly changed direction and kicked forward. The kick felt first-rate and quite soft.
The force was not too strong, and it kicked the man out directly. The stone crab and the man fell to the shore at the same time, like dumplings.
Brush la la -
She jumped out as well, rolled on the ground, and landed perfectly.
Shen Yuzhuo covered his buttocks and squatted on the ground like an elder with constipation after suffering from hemorrhoids. His expression was a little complicated, and he said sullenly: "Yu Zhao, you did it on purpose, can't you be gentler?"
"Be gentle, I'm afraid you won't be able to get out." Yu Zhao blinked and said frankly.
"Don't you know how to push with your hands?"
After these words were spoken, both of them were stunned.
Yu Zhao was stunned for a second. Did he mean she should touch his buttocks? Using her hands would be even more awkward.
Seeing her staring at him, Shen Yuzhuo pinched his sleeves and couldn't say a word. He thought kicking her would be more appropriate. He wouldn't let her have any chance to take advantage of him, not even a little bit.
Yu Zhao had almost reaped all the benefits and turned to leave. She still had to go find her lost master when a questioning voice suddenly came from behind her.
"Where are you going?"
The emotion in the voice cannot be discerned.
Yu Zhao didn't even turn his head. It was funny. Did she need to inform him where she was going?
"None of your business."
Watching her leave, Shen Yuzhuo felt empty in his heart. He couldn't understand why she didn't follow him all the time.
After walking for a while, Yu Zhao finally turned around and looked at Shen Yuzhuo who had been following her. Her brows jumped fiercely, "No, you have nothing to do? Why are you following me?"
"It's even," he replied.
Huh? Yu Zhao was a little confused about the meaning of these three words.
All I heard was Shen Yuzhuo continue, "You just followed me, now I follow you."
Yu Zhao: “…”
He is already Shen Yuzhuo, so we should give him some ground.
Forget it, just follow me, just think of it as having more brothers looking for people.
In fact, Shen Yuzhuo also had his own little plan, because he had just peeped at Yu Zhao chatting with the jade token and saw a familiar name.
Cui Yu.
The immortal who ascended to heaven and then fell into demonism shortly afterwards was the only nine-tailed celestial fox in the world.
If you think about it carefully, if you only consider the timing, he ascended first, so he can be considered his predecessor.
Even if it was someone with the same name, he still wanted to see if it was really him.
If he could stop Cui Yu from falling into evil, it would be considered a contribution to the heaven.
So weird.
He really couldn't figure out why that fallen immortal would choose to degenerate.
Yu Zhao didn't know what he was thinking, he just strode forward, released his spiritual sense, and started a serious carpet search.
in fact……
She still felt a little guilty.
Knowing that Master's eyesight is not good, they still let him go out. He is so old and messing around, it's like elder abuse.
We cannot ignore the age of our master just because he looks young and good-looking. The eldest senior sister once said that one cannot judge a person by appearance. Our master is at least a thousand years old, even older than the sect leader.
Cui Yu, who was 'very old', couldn't help sneezing and was wondering if his disciple missed him.
Sure enough, the image he built was quite good.
He stretched out his slender hand and touched the soft feathers on the bluebird's back with satisfaction, but he only touched soft flesh. The originally fluffy feathers had been blown to pieces by the wind.
"Bluebird..." Cui Yu, whose shoulders were uneven due to being stepped on, paused and rubbed his beak.
The bluebird was confused and stood straight like a proud little peacock. "Mountain Master, what's wrong?"
Does he need to be so brave and strong to do something bad? He is the best at it. As long as the mountain master shouts, he will hit wherever he points! He will show no mercy.
"It's time for you to lose weight."
Cui Yu's pleasant voice spoke as if the temperature was several degrees below zero.
Qingniao's face froze and his whole body went cold. Did the mountain master dislike him because he was too heavy, old, and useless?
He then shook off the fat on his stomach and said seriously, "This is just puffiness."
"You have already broken more than a dozen stone tables on Mount Qingcheng." His words were not convincing. Cui Yu stroked his forehead and counted his "achievements" in detail. He only believed in his now sore shoulders.
"Those two girls fed me, so I couldn't refuse."
Upon hearing this, Cui Yu fell silent. Since it was his disciple who fed him, then let her do as she pleased. It wouldn't be much of a problem, it just felt a little heavy on his shoulders.
The bluebird covered his face and laughed cunningly, "Little guy, it's impossible to ask him to lose weight. He needs to keep fat for the winter. He has finally eaten so well every day like it's New Year's Day. He can't get worse as time goes by."
Eating well and growing fat is another major ideal in his life.
It feels so wonderful to be fed while lying down.
It's so wonderful.
"Mountain Master, are you sure Yu girl can find you if you stand here?"
The mountain wind was dancing wildly, blowing the bluebird's feathers. Looking at the wind that was getting faster and faster, he could hardly open his eyes.
At this moment, the man and the bird were standing on a steep cliff, feeling the cold wind and the chill.
From time to time, strange roars could be heard from the bottom of the cliff, some of which sounded like a baby crying.
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