On the wedding day, my wife was abnormal
Chapter 254 You fucking uncle
This was the first time Lin Zhen saw such a big, fat, and white butt. There were more than a dozen whip marks on it, and two of them were bleeding.
Lu Dehao wiped the smelly minced meat off his face without any disgust.
"Brother, you don't know, this beating that Fatty received was not unjust!"
"Isn't it unfair? As a hero who expanded the country's territory and a leader with a fearless spirit, what's wrong with Fatty expressing his condolences to the fallen girls of his country on behalf of the Northeast People's Army? Is it necessary to be beaten like this?" The fat man felt very aggrieved and pulled up his pants while cursing.
Lin Zhen sat at the table. Lin An filled up his bowl and chopsticks. He asked, "What's going on?"
Lu Dehao waved his hand. "Well, after returning to Beijing, Fatty didn't go home. The first thing he did was rush to Yanlai Tower to have some fun. Who knew that Uncle Wang would chase him to the brothel, scold the pimps and madams, and finally give Fatty twenty lashes in public."
"Hahahaha, you deserve it!"
Lu Dehao also laughed crazily and echoed: "He deserves it!"
"Snapped!"
The fat man didn't tolerate Lu Dehao, and he slapped him hard in the face, making noodles spurt out of Lu Dehao's nostrils.
"Damn it! I haven't seen you for a few months and you're already acting so arrogant! How dare you call your fat uncle a jerk!"
Lu Dehao pulled the noodles out of his nostrils and threw them on the ground without paying any attention.
Lin Zhen had just eaten in the palace and was not hungry at the moment, so he poured himself a glass of wine.
"If you ask me, you're the same. I asked you to expand the territory, so why did you slaughter other families? Just rob them of their money."
Speaking of this, the fat man raised the wine jug, tilted his head back and drank it, then wiped his mouth.
"Alas, big brother, you have no idea, these aristocratic families are so damn annoying. I originally wanted to ask them for some money, but they refused and even scolded me! They asked why I, a demoted captain, could show off in front of them! Hey, Fatty has a bad temper. The head of the Zhao family is called Zhao... ah, that's right, Zhao Si! This bastard even tried to scare me by calling out a hundred servants! In the end, Fatty killed him with a single blow!"
While they were talking, Lin An came to pour wine again. Lin Zhen noticed that Qingwen and Huanbi were hiding behind the screen, looking at him expectantly.
Knowing that there were guests, they couldn't come out, but they couldn't help missing each other. Lin Zhen smiled and waved to them.
"Come here quickly!"
"Husband!"
"Sir!"
Qingwen's belly was not noticeably bulging yet, so she took two quick steps and hugged Lin Zhen from behind.
"My dear, I miss you so much..."
Hot tears fell on the back of her neck. Lin Zhen patted her hand and comforted her gently.
Huanbi didn't dare to be so presumptuous and just stood aside, tears streaming down her face.
Lin An cleared his throat twice and said, "Ahem, my lord, if there's nothing else, I'll leave first."
"Well, go and do your work."
Lin An handed the wine jug to Huanbi, who bowed gratefully and then poured wine for Lin Zhen herself.
The fat man was happy when he saw Qingwen, and he grinned with his mouth wide open.
"Oh! Hahaha, it's been a long time since I last saw Sister Qingwen. You're getting more and more exciting!"
"Are you annoying?" Qingwen was not shy at all, but just cursed back with a blame and anger.
Lin Zhen said, "Your sister-in-law is pregnant, don't joke around."
"Huh? Holy shit, this is great news! How many months has it been?"
"Less than two months."
"That means the baby is about to be born. No, no, I have to prepare some gifts..." After saying that, the fat man scratched his body with his big greasy hands, scratched for a long time, and took out a big ring from his arms.
This ring is in excellent condition, large and emerald green, with exquisite cloud and dragon patterns on it.
He handed it to Qingwen and said, "Sister-in-law, I came here in a hurry and didn't bring any gifts. This is the ring of the Xianbei King Dajiba. I give it to you."
Qingwen: ...
Lin Zhen:......
Lu Dehao laughed cunningly: "Hahahahaha."
Lin Zhen was so angry that his whole body was shaking, and he wanted to pour a glass of wine on the fat man's face.
"That's called Tajipa!"
"Ah?" The fat man was stunned, then waved his hand nonchalantly, "Oh, who cares about it? The only good thing is the one that can be given to my sister-in-law!"
Lin Zhen had said this before, so Qingwen naturally knew what it meant. She turned her head away and said, "I don't want anything that has been used by a stinky man."
"Take it." Lin Zhen said, "This is the symbol of the Xianbei royal family. It is very commemorative."
"Okay, for my husband's sake, I'll do it reluctantly."
Although she said no, her hands did not stop moving. Qingwen took the ring and put it in her arms.
Huanbi stood aside without any envy. Seeing that Lin Zhen's glass was empty, she continued to pour wine.
At this time, Lin Zhen asked: "Wen'er, Bi'er, is there anyone from the Shangguan family?"
Huanbi said, "Yes, my lord, they live in the westernmost wing."
"Several people?"
"Ten, three of whom were Shangguan Wan'er's personal maids, three cooks, and four dowry servants. They were originally a fifty-member wedding procession, but forty of them later returned."
"Has anything unusual happened recently?"
"No, ever since the prince arranged for them to live in the wing, they have lived in seclusion. Except for Shangguan Wan'er going to pay her respects to the prince every day, they never go out."
Lin Zhen was very worried that this was some kind of scheme of the Qin State, but after hearing what Huanbi said, it didn't seem like it.
Well, it’s too late today, let’s go and have a look tomorrow.
In their own house, no matter how powerful they are, they cannot cause any trouble.
The fat man burped and asked, "Brother, now that I'm free from official duties, I'll be hanging around with you from now on. Damn it, I conquered such a large piece of land for the country, but not only did I not get any reward, I even lost my official position. It's really unlucky."
"Don't complain anymore. Who told you to mess around in the Northeast? Wait a few days and I'll have some free time. You two brothers will take charge of Wuqing and the Northeast respectively. Get busy."
Lu Dehao was drunk and asked in a very obscene tone, "Fat Master, what about that Xianbei woman? You only told me half of it."
"What do you mean? Aren't women all the same? Their place not only has Xianbei people, but also various hunting tribes. I was just planning to try my hand at all the tribes when the imperial edict came down."
"Which tribe is the most fun?"
"Hey, hey, hey, you two, that's enough." Lin Zhen knocked on the table unhappily, "Are you full? If you are, get out of here."
After saying this, Lin Zhen stood up, hugged Qingwen and Huanbi and walked towards the back hall.
He needs a few days of rest.
At this time, Lin An walked in from outside the door. His face was pale, his expression was nervous, and he could not speak clearly.
"Prince Shishi, the carriage is back. Where should we place that person?"
The fat man laughed immediately: "Hey? Old An, when did you become so scared?"
"Fatty, please stop making fun of me. The prince brought back a living father, and I'm worried about where to put him."
"You mean Lai Fu?"
When Lin Zhen came back, Lai Fu naturally followed him back, but he was restless and couldn't be tied up with ropes or chains.
There was no other way, Lin Zhen had to hire a carriage.
It’s amazing to say, Lai Fu loves riding in a carriage. He can just lie down with his fat body in the carriage and won’t wake up no matter how bumpy the carriage is.
They returned to the palace without any problems, but Lin Zhen and his companions who were waiting to unload the truck were in trouble.
This is not a cat, this is a tiger!
Where to raise it?
The fat man asked, "Laifu? Big brother, what is Laifu?"
"It's my brother."
"Fuck! Big Brother's brother is my Fatty's brother! Where is he? Come in!"
Lin An felt unwell and looked at Lin Zhen.
"Are you really asking?"
"Please, please."
Lin An walked out, and soon a tiger roar was heard from the yard.
The maids and servants in the house were all in a panic, screaming in fear. The guards also rushed out and surrounded Lai Fu as if they were facing a great enemy.
Lai Fu didn't even look at them. He used his hind legs to jump over the crowd and ran into the main hall.
"Hurry and protect the prince!!"
As soon as Lu Dehao turned around, he saw a tiger running towards him. He was so scared that he screamed and crawled into the fat man's arms.
Huh huh~
"Fuck you! Get out of here!"
The fat man remained calm and looked at the tiger as if he were seeing a relative, reaching out to touch it.
How could Lai Fu let anyone touch him? He immediately glared and bared his teeth in protest.
Little did it know that the fat man's eyes were even bigger than its own and he slapped it in the face.
"Snapped!"
Lai Fu's brain was almost knocked away by him, and he was immediately stunned. Lin Zhen was so angry that he walked over to the fat man and kicked him.
"boom!"
"Damn it, if you dare to hit my Lai Fu again, I'll kill you!"
"Ah meow——" Lai Fu knew from the fat guy's body that this guy was not easy to mess with, so he immediately hid behind Lin Zhen and acted cute.
The fat man didn't care after being kicked. He brushed off the dirt and reached out to Lai Fu again.
"Come here and let me treat you kindly!"
"Ah meow——"
"Hey! Damn it, are you trying to imitate Tang*? Looking for trouble?"
"Ah meow——"
Lai Fu took a few tentative steps and saw the fat man stretch out his hand and then retract it into his neck, repeating this several times before he dared to touch the fat man's big hand.
I don’t know what happened, but the fat guy felt very intimate whenever he hugged Lai Fu, and the two of them even kissed each other on the mouth.
"Hahahaha! Good brother, you know the situation and are much better than Tang*!"
"Ah meow——"
"What do you mean? You want to eat shit? Tell me, do you want dry shit or liquid shit? If you want dry shit, shout once, if you want liquid shit, shout twice!"
"Ah meow, ah meow, ah meow—"
The fat man's eyes lit up: "Hey? You're still concerned about nutritional balance? Okay, I'll make more and mix the dry and liquid together for you!"
Huanbi: ヽ(._°)ノ
Qingwen:ヽ(._°)ノ
Both women were disgusted by the fat man's remarks, and Lu Dehao was frightened by Lai Fu until his face turned pale.
Only Lin Zhen was so angry that his scalp was numb. He gritted his teeth and said, "My Lai Fu doesn't eat shit."
"Wouldn't it eat if you starved it for a few days?"
"Get lost! Are you full? If you are, get out of here!"
......
Lin Zhen angrily drove the fat man and Lu Dehao away.
The two brothers agreed to go to Yanlailou tonight to compete in a girls competition.
Lin Zhen didn't care about this.
As a man, you must have some hobbies.
Moon stars are rare.
Returning to the familiar courtyard, Lin Zhen's heart instantly calmed down. He suddenly remembered that he seemed to have not been so relaxed for a long time.
The Zoroastrianism has been eliminated, Gu Nanshan is dead, Gu Beichen fled to Nanchu and became a stray dog, and even the empress Murong Yan completely surrendered under his offensive.
In the entire Daqian, except for the Heavenly Dao, there is no other force that opposes him.
It's time to develop properly.
Lin Zhen had an injury on his left arm, so he didn't dare hug Huanbi too tightly. However, he saw that the girl's rosy little face was very beautiful under the moonlight, making people want to peck her.
Suddenly, Qingwen pointed forward and shouted!
"Husband, look, there's someone kneeling there!"
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