On the wedding day, my wife was abnormal
Chapter 197 The Hair Salon Under the Small Pink Light
"This...this is inappropriate, isn't it, Your Majesty?" Lin Zhen spoke a little uncomfortably.
After all, he had no experience in consummating the marriage for the emperor, so he didn't know what rules to follow, let alone which hole to enter through.
In those cool novels, such as the fake eunuch type, the hegemony type, the empress type, the fictional type, and the tyrant type, the protagonists are all consummating the marriage for the empress, but no one dares to write about the process.
There is no reference.
I don't know where to start.
Seeing that Lin Zhen was somewhat reluctant, Murong Yan sighed softly.
"Alas, Lin Zhen, I know you don't want to, but for the sake of our country and society, I really have no other choice! Lin Zhen, please bear with it and reluctantly consummate my marriage. I beg you to do so. Don't worry, I will thank you greatly after it's done!"
Reluctantly...
I feel wronged...
Oh my God, I feel so wronged and it’s so hard for me!
Lin Zhen's expression was as helpless as a girl being forced, and finally nodded: "Okay, I will obey your order."
Murong Yan excitedly grabbed Lin Zhen's arms, and said coquettishly as if hiding in his arms: "I knew I was right about you!"
"But Your Majesty, what if the Queen recognizes you?"
"No, according to the palace rules, it will be bedtime when you arrive at the concubine's bedroom. The room is pitch black and you can't see anything. You just need to do your job quickly and leave after you're done."
Doesn’t it sound like a hair salon with small pink lights?
"The minister obeys the order."
"Or... you can sleep in my bedroom and have them bring the person to you. Once you're done, I'll have them sent back."
Send it in and send it back.
So thoughtful~
Lin Zhen had long been drooling over the plot in Qing Dynasty palace dramas.
The damned thief Cao enjoyed beautiful girls who were naked and wrapped in quilts and carried into his bedroom every night.
But... let's not do this in Daqian.
Lin Zhen felt that he was at a loss if he didn't tear the palace skirt with his hands.
"I will obey your Majesty's order and will do your bidding immediately. However... I still have one question."
"you say!"
"What if a child is born?"
Murong Yan was very happy: "That is of course a great achievement!"
"..."
......
Giving birth to a child for the emperor was actually a great achievement.
Alas, I don’t know what’s going on in this woman’s head.
Lin Zhen walked out of the back door with something on his mind, and saw Murong Wushe standing at the door with a whisk in his hand. A gorgeous sedan chair was parked on the spacious road.
"Hehehehe~" Wushe's old face, with its wrinkles all over it, was filled with a smile that all men could understand.
Lin Zhen felt a little chilly.
Why are you, an old eunuch, doing such obscene things?
"Mr. Tongueless."
"Prince, you are blessed tonight~"
Lin Zhen waved his hand: "Well, since we are the only two who know His Majesty's identity, then this matter must be handled by you and me. Tell me, are you going to consummate your marriage with that lady tonight?"
"Uh..." Murong Wushe picked up the wooden sign, looked at it, and said, "It's Sima Chunlei."
"ah!!!?"
Tyson?
That Dadi Chunlei with a waist thicker than a bucket, a face bigger than a flying saucer, and a butt as big as a millstone?
Lin Zhen’s eyes went dark and he almost fell into the flowerpot.
Murong Wushe quickly supported him.
"Prince! Prince! Alas, this old servant is not being nosy. You have seen the world, so why are you so excited and confused when you hear about such things? Hurry up and get up. It will not be good to keep Madam Chunlei waiting for too long."
"Lao Wu, can we change someone?"
Old Wu?
What is this name?
Murong Wushe was stunned for a moment, and after thinking for a long time, he felt that he might be being addressed, so he asked.
"What does the prince mean?"
Lin Zhen stood up by the doorpost, waving his hands repeatedly: "I don't like Sima Chunlei, and I can't bring myself to eat her. Change her for me, anyone will do as long as it's not her!"
"Does the prince mean that Sima Chunlei is ugly?"
"Isn't she ugly?"
"Well, although Madam Chunlei is not considered a beauty in the eyes of the public, she is not bad either. She is proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, and can also write poetry and songs easily. She is definitely not as bad as the prince said."
"Don't give me that! Knowing these things doesn't mean you're good-looking. Everyone else can do it, but Sima Chunlei can't!"
"But I've already delivered the message. Right now, Empress Chunlei is bathing and changing clothes, preparing to welcome the emperor. If I say I can't go, won't she jump into the well with her fiery temper?"
"Just jump, what does it have to do with me?"
"It really has nothing to do with you, but his father is the Imperial Censor after all, and he's also a good friend of the prince. If he's forced to death, wouldn't it be difficult for Your Majesty?"
Sima Zhong, ah Sima Zhong.
You are considered a handsome man, and you are still romantic in your old age.
How could such an ugly girl be born?
Now I am the one who is suffering as well.
Alas, if it were in the future, no matter how ugly you were, you would cover it up with makeup or a mask.
Even if she goes to bed with him in disgrace, with her eyes closed and her waist straightened, he could still treat her as Zhao Yingying.
But the problem is that there is no such advanced makeup technique nowadays.
Lin Zhen couldn't imagine a black woman who looked like Tyson standing in front of him, flirting with him, pouting her thick black lips in a charming way, revealing her unevolved fangs, and saying, "Your Majesty, it's time to rest."
I vomit!!!
Seeing that Lin Zhen wanted to vomit, Murong Wushe quickly patted his back.
"Alas, my prince, consider it a sacrifice for the sake of the people of the world! Just this once, His Majesty will not treat you unfairly!"
Lin Zhen didn't even turn his head and kept retching.
In the end, he waved his hands helplessly: "Lao Wu, I promise you, I will go to Chunlei Palace right away, but there is one thing! If I really can't bring myself to eat, you have to allow me to escape!"
Murong Wushe felt helpless.
Allowing you to consummate the marriage for His Majesty is a great favor!
Why do you act like everyone is begging you?
"Alright, I'll be waiting for you at the palace gate. If anything happens, I'll rescue you immediately!"
"It's a word."
......
Since the death of the previous emperor, the harem of this huge palace has been empty.
From the Empress Dowager and the Queen to a dozen concubines, and then to various beautiful girls and talented women who had no chance of rising to the top, the harem was packed with people.
Now, some died tragically, some were buried with the deceased, and some became monks, leaving the harem deserted. Under the moonlight, it looked like a ghost town, and even supernatural events occurred frequently. Therefore, Murong Yan did not move into the harem, but lived in the front bedroom.
This weirdness lasted until the concubines entered the palace, and it was only then slightly relieved, adding a touch of vitality to the deserted palace.
The moon was getting higher and higher, bright and boundless, casting its light all over the earth. Under Murong Wushe's deliberate arrangement, Lin Zhen changed into a dragon robe, sat on a sedan chair with a canopy, and was carried by four young eunuchs. Behind him was a large group of eunuchs and palace maids, and they went straight to Xiuchun Palace.
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