On the wedding day, my wife was abnormal

Even though Lin Zhen is a selected student, he really can't understand what vulgarity is.

It is elegant to refer to hands as "soft hands" and to eyes as "double eyes", but why is it vulgar to refer to the female breast-feeding organs as "white rabbits"?

They are all organs in our body and are all important to us, but we have to divide them into elegant and vulgar. Who made this rule?

It’s like someone says that eating Western food and drinking red wine is elegant, so does that mean we are vulgar if we eat skewers and garlic?

We are both eating, but yours is considered elegant while mine is considered vulgar. Why?

How can we make it possible for both the elite and the masses to appreciate it, and how can people of ancient and modern times appreciate it together?

Lin Zhen is not a philosopher, so he cannot explain well what is elegant and what is vulgar.

But he felt that the fat man's behavior at this moment was quite vulgar.

At this moment, the fat man's face was as red as a monkey's butt - this was mostly due to his almost non-existent neck.

He held the wine jug steadily in his left hand, while his right hand reached silently into his crotch. There was an inexplicable eagerness in his movements, and it was unclear whether he was looking for lice.

After groping for a while, he slowly pulled out his finger, placed it on the tip of his nose, closed his eyes and sniffed carefully. An intoxicated and curious expression appeared on his face: "Hiss...Brother, why do you think there is athlete's foot in the crotch of my pants? It feels so good to scratch it!"

Lin Zhen's stomach churned at the words, and the chopsticks in his hand fell with a loud, crisp sound. "Nonsense! You pick your crotch with the same hand you used to pick your toes. It would be strange if you didn't get athlete's foot."

Lu Dehao didn't seem to be disgusted, it was obvious that he had gotten used to it over the years. He pulled the fat man aside to ask about his well-being, and said nothing serious: "Fat man, listen to me... No, no... Listen to me! I'm telling you...! @￥%...&... Oh, do you understand?..."

This is obviously because he drank too much.

He is just like that. When he drinks too much, he likes to teach others a lesson.

It was the same thing last year at Yanlai Tower. After three bottles of Bamboo Leaf Green, he couldn't stop talking. He insisted on persuading the courtesan to take the imperial examination, and even said that his father could help her cheat.

The fat man impatiently pushed him aside and said, "What the hell are you talking about? Get lost! Sister-in-law Qingwen, get two people to carry Beyond away."

Qingwen chuckled and called in two servants to carry Lu Dehao out. As they left, she continued to chatter to the servants, "Brother, if you're unhappy in the palace, come find me! My father is Duke Xun!"

"Ah!! (interjection particle)"

"From now on, any and all matters concerning this city...ah! Just mention me~ Ugh~~~"

Lin Zhen:......

Fatty: ...

Lin Zhen looked at the pool of vomit under the pear tree and understood what it meant to be both clumsy and playful.

The fat man once again emptied the wine in the jug. This was his fourth jug. His words were filled with a hint of drunkenness and helplessness: "Brother, I'm afraid the court won't give us military pay. What are we going to do with the money? Do we have to pay for it ourselves?"

Seeing that the fat man rarely talked about serious matters, Lin Zhen also put away his playful thoughts.

"That's right, we'll pay for it ourselves, but I'll only give you a small amount to support your initial development. You'll have to figure out the rest on your own."

"With what Big Brother said, everything is settled. As long as I can hold on in the early stages, I can get the money myself later."

real or fake?

The fat guy usually looks silly, but maybe he really has some unique trick to make money. I'd better ask him for advice.

"how do you want to do it?"

The fat man kept it a secret and said with a wicked smile, "Brother, you just said that I have the power to control my own troops, right?"

Lin Zhen nodded: "Yes."

"That's it, Xianbei, Turkic, such a big place, so many cattle and sheep! Isn't it just for me to rob? When the time comes, whether it's livestock or people, they will all be mine! I'll take them all back and sell them for money! Fight to support the war, I understand~"

"Sure, Fatty."

Lin Zhen really didn't expect that he actually knew how to fight to support the war.

"When the time comes, you can give me whatever you have snatched back. I will be responsible for the action!"

"It's a deal!" The fat man stood up and clasped his fists, saying, "Brother, I'll go back and pack my bags and take up my new position!"

Lin Zhen also stood up, clasped his hands together, his eyes filled with sincerity and blessings: "Brother, have a safe journey. I hope you take care of yourself and return triumphantly."

After saying that, the fat man picked up the wine jug and drank it all in one gulp. With loud laughter, his figure gradually faded away, leaving only a string of hearty laughter echoing in the air.

Afterwards, Lin Zhen ordered Qingwen to get pen and ink, and a letter, and sent it to Lin Zhenxian.

At that time, Lin Zhenxian was feeling depressed because the fat man was sent to Xuantu to guard the border. His brows were furrowed and his face was full of worry.

Just at this moment, Lin Zhen's letter arrived.

In the letter, Lin Zhen recounted the current situation in Xuantu, the various advantages of the Northeast region, and the profound significance of this border defense mission. His words were sincere and clear. He explained that Fatty's trip, far from being a disaster, was actually a once-in-a-century opportunity for Daqian. Once successful, Daqian would surely regain its former glory, stand proudly in the world, and become the world's foremost power, drawing tribute from all nations.

After reading it, Lin Zhenxian felt suddenly enlightened. The haze in his heart was swept away, replaced by unprecedented excitement and expectation.

When Lin Zhen said that 8,000 troops from Shanhaiguan needed to be mobilized for the fat man, Lin Zhenxian agreed without even thinking about it.

So he wrote a new letter, stamped it with his own seal, and sent it to Shanhaiguan by the fastest messenger.

At the end of the letter, Lin Zhen also talked about Mao Mengji.

Lin Zhenxian didn't know much about this young man, but fortunately Lin Zhen only said that he would give him the official position of Qinghe County Zhechou Xiaowei, so he agreed.

......

When the news got back to Lin Zhen, he was chatting with Mao Mengji, Yue Wu and others in the study.

Qingwen served diligently by the side, while Huanbi ground the medicine for Lin Zhen personally.

Seeing that she didn't seem angry anymore, Lin Zhen smiled and said, "That's right. If you have anything to say in the future, please tell me in time and don't keep it to yourself."

"Hmph." Huanbi snorted disdainfully and continued to work on the task at hand.

Lin Zhen was helpless and turned back to Mao Mengji and said, "General Mao, the appointment orders from the Ministry of War and the Ministry of Personnel have arrived. You can go to Qinghe at any time. Remember, your mission is to train the troops and try not to clash with the Chu border troops. Now is not the time to start a war. I need to make further preparations."

After what happened yesterday, Mao Mengji has decided to follow Lin Zhen wholeheartedly.

This man not only saved himself, but also saved his entire family. How could he not die for such a favor?

He slowly stood up, clasped his hands together, and said firmly, "Don't worry, my lord. I will leave for my post right away."

"Well, take Madam Ping'er with you. You'll be lonely at the frontier, and with them around, you won't be too lonely."

Mao Mengji's gaze lingered on his wife's gentle face for a moment, then turned to Ping'er, who looked expectant. He felt a mixture of emotions. However, after some thought, he gently shook his head and said,

"Thank you for your kindness, Your Highness. However, the battle at the border is urgent, and as a general, I must lead by example. It is not appropriate for me to bring my family with me on this trip, as this will distract me. I will feel more at ease if they stay behind."

Lin Zhen nodded: "Okay, after the war, I'll give you a long vacation so you can spend some time with them."

"Thank you, Prince!" Mao Mengji was so grateful that he burst into tears, and slowly retreated with his wife and daughter.

But Yue Wu seemed to be reluctant to move, as if she had thousands of words in her heart but didn't know where to start.