Mind Reading: Who understands? The emperor finally has a princess.
Chapter 31: Taishi, tell me in detail, what does it feel like to wet the bed
The Grand Tutor shuddered, having a bad feeling.
The prime minister, general and others nearby immediately retreated.
It was as if the Grand Master was standing there, ready to burst out in the next second.
The Imperial Censor came over, holding his nose: "Grand Master, tell me in detail what it feels like to wet the bed, so that I can record it!"
The Imperial Censor felt relieved when he thought of the Grand Tutor's men who had secretly climbed onto the beams of his house that day.
The emperor suddenly felt relieved, and it seemed that wetting the bed at the age of six was not a shameful thing anymore.
This old master bullied me a lot in the past.
Long Xianxian was still turning over the Grand Tutor's melon.
[The Grand Tutor is still a henpecked husband. Because he wet the bed last night, his wife punished him by making him kneel on the washboard. Haha, it seems the Grand Tutor has wet the bed more than once!]
The Grand Tutor suddenly felt dizzy. Such an embarrassing thing was exposed and he couldn't save face anymore.
He was famous throughout his life and taught countless students.
Half of the court were his students, including the emperor.
I didn't expect that I would lose my integrity in my old age.
Then, the Grand Tutor fainted magnificently.
"Master!"
The people around were shocked, but fortunately the general was strong and supported the grand tutor.
Emperor: "Call the imperial physician!"
After all, the old Grand Tutor is highly respected. Although he can't control his excrement and urine due to his old age, he has made contributions to Dayong.
The Grand Tutor actually woke up when the Grand Marshal supported him, but he could only pretend to be unconscious.
It's so embarrassing. I can't stay in this court anymore!
Until the imperial physician came and gave the Grand Tutor two injections, the Grand Tutor still did not wake up.
The imperial physician muttered to himself: "What's going on? The Grand Tutor's pulse is stable, so he should be able to wake up, right?"
The emperor asked anxiously, "How is the Grand Tutor?"
Imperial Physician: "Your Majesty, I am examining the Grand Tutor. He is old after all!"
The emperor sighed, "The Grand Tutor has devoted himself to our Dayong. Even at such an advanced age, he still insists on attending court. He is a role model for you all! In that case, let's send the old Grand Tutor back first!"
The old master who pretended to faint breathed a sigh of relief and looked forward to being sent out quickly.
So several guards came forward and carried the old master away together.
But unexpectedly, just as he reached the door, Long Xianxian's muttering voice came again.
[What's wrong with this old man? He just wet the bed, and I'm not laughing at him. He even pretended to faint to scare my father. What a stubborn old man!]
Hearing this, the ministers below almost burst into laughter.
The emperor also tried his best to suppress the expression on his face that was about to laugh. He was always serious, but at this moment he was a little overwhelmed.
The ministers below were all flushed with anger, and the atmosphere suddenly became weird.
They were noisy before, but now no one spoke first, for fear that the room would break down if they spoke, and they all burst into laughter.
The old master who arrived at the door also heard Long Xianxian's voice.
He was held by the guards. His old face turned red. He covered his face with his hands, swung his legs and walked away quickly.
The guards who were holding him were stunned, and then they saw the old master running away crawling!
The emperor coughed twice and forced himself to be serious.
"My dear...my dear, what else do you want...ha...what is it..."
Long Xianxian was frightened by her father's voice and looked at him in confusion.
[Father, what's wrong with you? Why is your face twitching? Father, you're not going to have facial paralysis at such a young age, are you?]
Long Jingcheng's face froze and he looked down at his daughter.
This dynasty cannot continue.
Then the emperor stood up and said, "That's all for today!"
So the emperor just carried the little princess away.
As soon as the emperor left, the whole court burst into laughter.
Long Xianxian didn't expect that today's morning court would end so quickly, and she didn't even have time to see other people's gossip.
Back in the imperial study, the emperor couldn't help but burst out laughing.
Long Xianxian looked at her father strangely. What happened to her father?
[What's wrong with Father? If you laugh any more, he'll get a stitch in the side!]
Long Jingcheng looked at his precious daughter and came over to complain, "Haha, I've grown up so much and finally got to see the Grand Tutor make a fool of himself. Hahaha, he taught me a lesson a lot in the past!"
Long Xianxian rolled her eyes at the emperor.
"Father, how dare you say that about the old Grand Tutor? You yourself are six years old and still wet the bed!"
Long Jingcheng's laughter stopped abruptly.
"Ahem, everyone gets old eventually. I shouldn't mock Grand Tutor Gao Deli like this!"
Godley ran over and said, "Your Majesty, what are your orders?"
"Send the imperial physician to the Grand Tutor's residence and tell him that I am concerned about him and that he must recover before returning to court. He is the backbone of our dynasty and the court cannot do without him!"
Godley: "Yes, Your Majesty!"
At this moment, Long Jingcheng's hands felt wet.
Long Xianxian peed!
【Ahhhhh, why did I pee again? 】
The entire imperial study was filled with the crying of the little princess.
It was lunchtime.
The Ministry of Internal Affairs told the Queen about the little princess's full-moon banquet, which would be held before the Queen's coronation ceremony.
The queen is particularly concerned about her own daughter.
After all, Long Xianxian is the first princess of Dayong and is deeply favored by His Majesty. The Ministry of Internal Affairs told the Queen to set higher regulations.
So the queen came to discuss the matter with the emperor.
Unexpectedly, at the door, he ran into Xin Changzai who came to deliver meals.
When Xin Changzai saw the queen, she hurriedly bowed and said, "Greetings, Her Majesty."
The Queen looked at Concubine Xin, who was dressed up gorgeously, with some pity.
This Concubine Xin probably doesn't know that His Majesty likes men. Even if he dresses up well, His Majesty probably won't...
Xin Changzai felt uneasy when the Queen stared at her. Why did the Queen look at her like that?
"Queen?"
The queen came back to her senses and said, "Get up, what are you doing...?"
Concubine Xin: "Your Majesty, I have prepared some lunch for Your Majesty."
The Queen nodded: "Then let's go in together!"
When Gao Deli saw the Queen and Concubine Xin coming over, he immediately greeted them: "The Queen is here!"
The Queen: "I came to see the little princess. Is His Majesty still reviewing the memorials?"
Gao Deli: "Yes, I will go and inform you right away!"
But the queen went straight to the side hall, and sure enough, she saw Long Xianxian with her wet nurse there.
When Long Xianxian saw the queen, she was so excited that she wanted to get out of her wet nurse's arms.
[Mother, mother! 】
The queen happily took the little princess.
"I've been missing Xianxian since I last saw her this morning. Did you behave well when you went to court with your father today?"
[Good boy, Xianxian is the best, she never makes trouble. But Xianxian ate a melon today, haha!]
Eat melon?
The Queen now fully understood the meaning of eating melons and couldn’t help but become curious.
"Xianxian is so happy, did you encounter something interesting?"
“Ahhh, ahhhh…”
[Mother, mother, I won’t feel ashamed if I wet the bed anymore. That old man, the Grand Tutor, still wets the bed at such an old age, hahahaha…]
The queen was stunned. Grand Tutor...wet the bed?
The Queen frowned. I think only His Majesty can hear what her daughter is thinking. Others...others probably don't know, right?
But when she thought about the fact that His Majesty was impotent, and everyone in the harem knew about it overnight, the Queen was dumbfounded.
"You are such a smart kid, what can't you keep in your heart?"
Long Xianxian was stunned. What did her mother mean by this?
[Am I being so obvious? Mother, I'm just hiding it in my heart. How could anyone else know?]
The queen was speechless!
At this moment, the emperor came in.
Concubine Xin didn't pay any attention to the little princess and went to greet the emperor when she saw him.
"Your Majesty, I have prepared some lunch to come and see Your Majesty!"
When the emperor saw the gorgeous Concubine Xin, he thought of his impotence because of her, which had spread throughout the harem.
"What are you doing here? Didn't I ask you to reflect on yourself?"
Xin Chang complained, "Your Majesty, I didn't send you any food that day. All I sent you were snacks!"
The emperor was stunned. He had indeed punished the concubines who delivered "those" meals that day.
Hearing that there was food, Long Xianxian pulled her head out of the queen's arms.
[Hey, is there something delicious?]
The emperor looked at the little princess and at the same time saw the queen holding the little princess.
"The Queen is here!"
The Queen knelt: "Greetings, Your Majesty!"
"Your Majesty, there's no need to be so polite. Since you're here, let's dine together!"
As he spoke, Godley had the meal served, and the emperor came over to take the little princess and took the queen to sit down.
Xin often stood there, neither sitting nor walking.
She came forward aggrievedly: "Your Majesty, this is specially prepared for you."
The Queen felt sorry for her and said, "Your Majesty, this is also what Concubine Xin wanted."
The emperor said: "Bring it up, and you will serve here!"
Xin Changzai was stunned. She thought His Majesty would let her sit down, but in the end, he just asked her to serve?
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