Mind Reading: Who understands? The emperor finally has a princess.

The next day, Long Xianxian woke up and found that her father and mother were gone.

He immediately started screaming.

[Why are you in my bed? Where is my mother?]

Long Xianxian also tried to kick Tu Shanjin.

Tu Shanjin was kicked awake and was still a little confused.

"Great Immortal, if I wasn't by your side, you would have already rolled off the bed. Your father and mother no longer want you. I am the only one who will never leave you!"

what?

When Long Xianxian heard this, she felt like the sky was falling.

After the emperor finished washing, he came to court carrying Long Xianxian.

But he didn't expect to hear those words from that slutty fox, and he immediately became furious.

The emperor went over and kicked the fox down without saying a word.

Tu Shanjin was kicked to the ground without any preparation, and immediately covered his head and hid under the table.

When did this human emperor come in?

[Father, Father, you don’t want Xianxian, do you?]

When the emperor heard his daughter say this, he quickly picked it up.

"Xianxian will always be father's little darling! Let father take a look, have you wet the bed?"

Xianxian was stunned and immediately squeezed her little butt tightly.

It's bad, a faint smell of shit.

As a result, the emperor had just opened the swaddling clothes.

[No, Father, ahhhhhh, I can’t bear it anymore! ]

The emperor was stunned. He didn't expect that and was sprayed in the face.

The emperor was instantly covered in feces and urine.

Long Xianxian immediately reached out and covered her face.

She still can't control herself!

When Gao Deli came in, he saw that the emperor's newly put-on dragon robe was covered in feces and urine.

"Your Majesty, please take a bath before attending court!"

But it was getting late.

Long Xianxian was taken away by the nanny to have her butt washed and her diaper changed.

The emperor frowned, it was too late now.

"I'll just change my clothes!"

At this time, the queen woke up and her waist was very sore.

Seeing the emperor coming back, he was stunned.

"Your Majesty, will you not attend court today?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw the feces and urine in front of the emperor and immediately burst out laughing.

Emperor: "Our daughter's shit smells like milk!"

When these words were spoken, the queen was stunned!

Did Your Majesty lower his head to smell it, or was it sprayed on his face?

Soon, the emperor came out wearing a new set of clothes.

But there was still some smell on her body, but the emperor couldn't smell it.

At this moment, Long Xianxian has been changed into the swaddling clothes and fed.

She looked at her father with despair and smiled very embarrassedly.

"Father, I didn't mean to do that. Wait until I'm older, and I'll try not to pee on you again."

But Long Jingcheng smiled, picked up his daughter and kissed her little face.

"Even the emperor's poop smells delicious, how could he dislike it?"

Long Xianxian was suddenly at a loss.

So the emperor carried Long Xianxian to court again. Seeing that the emperor was no longer angry, the fox followed him happily.

Along the way, Long Xianxian was very distressed.

So he called out 666.

"666, is there any way to make me grow up quickly?"

666: "I'm sorry, host. You are a human cub now. There is currently no way for 666 to break through the human limit."

Long Xianxian: "Ahhh, it's okay if you grow up faster, I don't want to be a cub forever!"

666: "Host, wait a minute. Let me see if there are any goodies unlocked in the next level?"

666 fumbled around and was surprised to find that there were actually two options.

666: "Host, the next level is unlocked. There are two options, but you can only choose one!"

Long Xianxian was very curious: "What options are you talking about? Tell me now!"

666: "One is to speed up your speech, which will allow you to speak in three months. The other is to speed up your height growth, which will allow you to go from being able to crawl to walking in just half a year."

Long Xianxian was suddenly confused.

So hard to choose!

She wanted to speak faster, but she also wanted to grow taller faster.

Long Xianxian: "What should I do if I want both of them?"

666: "This is easy. The host can eat more melons! Just wait for the next level to be unlocked."

Long Xianxian nodded: "Okay, I want to grow taller quickly!"

That way, she can go out and eat more melons!

At the morning court, all the ministers came to the hall.

When the second prince, the third prince, the fourth prince, and the fifth prince arrived, they met behind the door.

The four people walked in a strange way.

As soon as he came in, he attracted the attention of all the ministers.

The Imperial Censor came over and asked, "What's wrong with the princes? They look a little unmovable!"

The four of them looked at each other and turned their heads away in unison.

Forget the past.

At this time, the national teacher also came.

The Imperial Master also limped in, but he looked very happy and not in such a miserable state.

When the Taiwei saw the Imperial Master like this, he couldn't help but sigh, and had to say that the Imperial Master was too unlucky.

The assistant minister of the Ministry of War was extremely excited when he saw the imperial teacher coming in, and hurried over to greet him.

"Master Imperial Master, thank you so much for saving me that day. Since then, I have never encountered any bad luck again. I am so grateful to you, Master Imperial Master."

The Imperial Master immediately limped over and took two quick steps, arriving right in front of the Second Prince.

"Stop! Stay away from this national master. Your destiny is incompatible with yours!"

When the ministers heard this, they all burst into laughter.

But the princes did not dare to laugh, for fear that the wound would burst if they laughed.

After a while, Hua Rong also came.

This was the first time Hua Rong attended court after returning to the court.

As soon as Hua Rong arrived, everyone complimented him.

But the Fourth Prince's legs went weak when he saw her.

After Hua Rong exchanged pleasantries with everyone, he hurried over to the Fourth Prince.

"Why are you here in court today? I told you to have a good rest. I was planning to ask for leave for you!"

The fourth prince blushed!

The purpose of his coming here was to prove that he was capable, but she exposed his past with just one sentence.

The third prince and the fifth prince looked at each other and remembered what happened last night.

Although they didn't see it in the end, it has been proven now.

The Third Prince: "Fourth brother is indeed powerful. Third brother understands."

As he spoke, the Third Prince limped to his seat.

The Fourth Prince held his head high and chest puffed out, certainly looking majestic.

But the way he walks is very strange.

At this moment, someone came from the door: "Your Majesty is here!"

The ministers knelt down hurriedly: "Long live the emperor!"

The emperor then carried the little princess through the crowd and sat on the dragon throne.

Ministers: What's that smell? Why do I smell shit?

But no one dared to say it out loud.

Emperor: "Everyone, please stand up!"

Then, everyone stood up.

Long Xianxian scratched her head and saw that when her royal brothers stood up, they all staggered a few steps.

[Eh? What's wrong with you, my brothers? You seem to have difficulty walking. Ah, are you sick?]

"Second brother, why is your butt sticking up? Did you fall? Do you want the imperial physician to check you out?"

"Third brother, you don't look well. Are you bringing toys to court again today?"

[Fourth brother, why is your face red? Stop shaking. Are you feeling a little unwell after just coming back?]

"Fifth Brother, what's wrong with your face? Did someone hit you? Who is so bold as to hit you?"

The four princes looked at their sister in the emperor's arms in horror, feeling that it was all over!