The witch school beauty had no scandals until she met me

[Brain storage, lent to the crazy protagonist.]

windy city

Windy City University, an ordinary lecture hall.

A boy who slept in a very seductive posture was woken up by a piece of chalk.

"get out of class has ended?"

Su Hong looked up in surprise.

What met me was the teacher's angry gaze.

"You idiot! You're already playing badly right after arriving at university? You're sleeping in class, right?"

"Ha ha ha ha."

The crowd below was filled with merciless laughter from the animals. Su Hong rubbed his head awkwardly and looked at the teacher with a somewhat condescending attitude: "I know everything you're talking about, but it doesn't seem very interesting."

"Then come up and do this question."

The teacher lined up the desks and said angrily.

高数跟他们高中数学可是两个概念，你前一秒还在听1+1=2的时候，下一秒钟可能就是∫x^udx=(x^u+1)/(u+1)+c这种东西了。

So the teacher doesn’t believe that someone who sleeps in class every day can solve calculus problems.

Su Hong smiled contemptuously, wrote something on the blackboard, and then threw the chalk away in a cool manner: "Teacher, please check if it is correct."

The teacher's face flushed. As the classroom fell silent and filled with surprised expressions, he whispered a reminder: "Be careful when you sleep. Don't snore. It will affect other students who are not learning."

"Oh."

As the teacher's lecture continued, Su Hong responded and fell asleep peacefully.

I have to say, advanced mathematics classes really help you sleep well and are especially effective for insomniacs.

Su Hong is nineteen years old this year and has traveled to this parallel world for twenty years. In his previous life, he was a national defense scientist who died suddenly during a high-intensity work and then traveled to this world.

Don’t ask how he traveled through time and space for twenty years at the age of nineteen, because he was still an embryo when he traveled through time. You don’t know what it feels like to drink amniotic fluid for a year.

Really...it's so fucking painful.

So Su Hong, who had worked hard in his previous life, decided to lie down and have a good time in this life. Fortunately, the family he traveled through was relatively well-off, so he didn't need to struggle.

So from childhood to adulthood, Su Hong worked hard to become an ordinary person. He even successfully controlled his scores in the college entrance examination and only went to a university ranked among the top five in the country.

"Ring ring ring!"

As the school bell rang, the password was entered correctly, and Genshin Impact... Bah, my brain started working!

This is the correct way to wake Su Hong up.

Hearing his roommate Jiang Lin's voice as he shoveled away the shovels for a whole class, and returned to the dormitory with four shovels, Su Hong called out, "Please bring me a hand-pulled pancake for lunch, with egg but no sausage."

Jiang Lin: "You can't go by yourself?"

"I was woken up by the teacher in the middle of the class, so I have to go back to sleep." Su Hong chuckled, packed up his things and prepared to leave.

But just as he stood up, an inexplicable voice came from his head:

[Ding! The host's vital signs are detected to be normal. The mission system is activated. Do you want to accept the mission?]

"?"

Su Hong thought he was hallucinating and continued walking forward, but the next moment, a voice continued to ring in his mind: [If the host does not accept within ten seconds, the system will automatically detonate the host's body.]

"Fuck!"

Only then did Su Hong realize that there really was a system!

I've been here for over 20 years, and your system has only just arrived. What's the point of trying to detonate my body right away? Are you trying to turn against Tian Gang?

How can you control my strong character?

【9, 8, 7...】

You pinched me...really pinched a weakling!

"Just pick it up!"

Take a step back and the sky will be broad; be patient and the sea will be calm!

[Host successfully accepted. Mission content: Host, please find someone to kiss for thirty seconds within ten seconds. Success will result in a lucky draw. Failure will cause the host's body to explode.]

What the hell!

Su Hong quickly glanced at their class. He was studying electronic engineering, and his class was full of monks. Damn, you want me to find someone to kiss in ten seconds?

I am a virgin and a solo, you can't let me give my first kiss to my good brother Jiang Lin!

Kiss for thirty seconds... Kiss for thirty seconds... As the system counted down like a devil, Su Hong ran out of the classroom frantically.

It's time to go home from school now. There are no girls in their class, but there must be some in other classes.

Just grab any strong man in the corridor. As long as he is not a super dinosaur, the worst that can happen is that you apologize to him afterwards.

Besides, I'm a 183cm tall innocent guy, so you won't suffer any loss, okay?

But Su Hong had clearly overestimated his speed. By the time he rushed from the last row to the classroom door, he only had three seconds left.

【3】

【2】

It's too late, it's too late!

I've finally been able to lie low for twenty years, and now I'm going to be blown up by the system?

If this gets out, wouldn't it bring shame to the time traveler?

The next moment, Su Hong smelled a faint fragrance, and it seemed that the person who was about to pass by the door of their class was a girl.

"It's her!"

"God, please, I hope it's not a dinosaur!"

After reciting silently, at the last second, Su Hong turned around and hugged the slender body and kissed it directly.

In an instant, a sweet taste rushed into my mouth.

Su Hong suddenly felt a little happy. It tasted pretty good, plum flavor!

But next, there is another difficult task, we have to kiss for thirty seconds!

In the first ten seconds, the girl in his arms seemed to be confused and allowed the boy in front of him to invade her mouth at will.

But ten seconds later, she reacted and tried to break free from Su Hong's control.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

She made gurgling sounds with her mouth and tried to push Su Hong away, but the latter desperately held her head with his hands.

Auntie!

Please, just thirty seconds, it will pass quickly!

As a result, Su Hong tasted a fishy smell. Seeing that she could not break free from Su Hong, the girl bit his lips directly, and a pain appeared in Su Hong's mouth.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

Su Hong also screamed now, but despite this he did not dare to let go of his hand and could only silently listen to the countdown of the system.

Then a strange scene appeared.

After school, at the classroom door, in full view of everyone, a boy and a girl not only kissed but also made whimpering sounds to each other. They seemed very reluctant, but they refused to separate.

A group of onlookers were taking photos crazily.

"Shocking! They actually did this right in front of the classroom door!"

"What kind of thing could possibly make a man and a woman feel both pain and happiness?"