We have fought to the Arctic Circle, and you want me to inherit the throne?

As soon as Li Che finished speaking, Liu Tongxun's face suddenly looked as if he had eaten shit, and his expression became completely gloomy.

This is so insulting. Confucianism emphasizes filial piety, and insulting someone's parents is the greatest insult.

Ordinary people can't stand this, let alone Liu Tongxun who is in a high position of power?

"You...you..." Liu Tongxun pointed at Li Che, his chest heaving. "You're full of foul language and have no manners that a prince should have. You're totally undermining the dignity of the royal family!"

Li Che laughed in silence.

That's it? There's no offense at all. If you don't curse someone, it's better not to curse at them.

"It's okay. My father is the Supreme Emperor of Daqing, wise and powerful. Although I haven't accomplished anything, I am fortunate to have my father and brother looking after me, so it's not a big deal."

Li Che grinned at Liu Tongxun, "On the contrary, your parents are just Japanese villains, three inches tall and thin, they can't even hit my knees when they jump."

Li Che looked Liu Tongxun up and down, then shook his head with some concern.

"Your Japanese parents are less than three inches tall, yet they gave birth to Minister Liu with such a handsome appearance. That's quite rare."

"Tsk, tsk, tsk..."

"Could it be that your Japanese father knew that he had an unattractive appearance and borrowed sperm from someone else, which led to your birth?"

"Minister Liu is tall. Your biological father must be a northern barbarian, either a Northern Hu, a Khitan, or possibly a Mohe!"

As soon as these words were spoken, the surroundings fell silent.

Everyone looked at Li Che with fear on their faces.

dirty! So dirty!

The ancients had a large vocabulary and various beautiful rhyming poems passed down through the ages, but they lacked the skills to curse.

The curses were just a few words: you bastard, that's your mother, your mother...

There is nothing new about it, and it's just so-so in terms of offensiveness. Li Che is tired of listening to it.

Just picking out some of the insults from later generations would be enough to crush these ancient people who had never seen the aggressiveness of the guys on the forum.

Looking at Liu Tongxun again, he was confused at first, as if he couldn't believe what he had just heard.

Afterwards, the complexion gradually turned red, visibly, and the temperature began to rise.

Liu Tongxun is in a high position and has great power. He is the head of the Ministry of Rites. Even the current emperor will be polite to him!

The Liu family is a century-old family. Although it is not a top-notch family, it also has a heritage!

Li Che is just a kid, how dare he insult his own parents and relatives?!

"How dare you, little boy, insult me like this?"

Liu Tongxun only felt a sharp pain in his chest and his mind went blank.

After a short and rapid breath, his hands and feet went limp and he felt dizzy.

thump--

The dignified Minister of Rites was so angry that he fainted on the spot after being told just a few words by Li Che!

Li Che was dumbfounded. Isn't this too much of a fool?

I didn't use any dirty words, and I didn't even make any ethical insults using genitals or relatives.

A group of officials were in a panic and surrounded Liu Tongxun:

"Master Liu! Master Liu, wake up!"

"Oh no! This is probably a case of anger. Go get a doctor!"

"How could that be? Lord Liu has always been in good health."

"Go and get scolded by His Royal Highness Prince Feng, and you'll feel dizzy even if you get scolded."

Li Che twitched his lips and felt a little panicked.

Could it be that this old guy was scolded to death by just a few words from me?

"Scatter, scatter!" Li Che stepped forward quickly. "Don't block here. Can't you see that Minister Liu is out of breath?"

When the officials saw Li Che coming, they immediately scattered as if they were avoiding the plague god.

Li Che walked up to Liu Tongxun and breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his chest was still rising and falling slightly.

"Qiubai, go!"

Qiu Bai looked puzzled: "Huh?"

"Help! He's fainting. Do you have any conscience? Just follow the first aid method I taught you. Hurry!"

The confusion on Qiu Bai's face turned to fear: "Your Highness, you mean...artificial respiration? No, no, no, I can't do that!"

"Get lost!" Li Che kicked Qiu Bai in the buttocks, "Pinch the Ren Zhong first."

"Oh." Qiu Bai breathed a sigh of relief, bent down to help Liu Tongxun up, and pinched his philtrum with his fingers.

"hiss--"

After a sound like a bellows, Liu Tongxun took a deep breath and slowly opened his eyelids.

Qiu Bai stopped immediately, and Liu Tongxun's eyelids fluttered and he fainted again.

Li Che said anxiously: "Why let go? Keep pinching!"

Qiu Bai pinched him quickly, and Liu Tongxun woke up again slowly, and then saw Li Che's concerned face.

He rolled his eyes and fainted again.

"No, why did he faint again? Did you stop again?" Li Che looked at Qiu Bai.

Qiu Bai said innocently, "I've been holding it down... But Your Highness, shouldn't you move aside and not let Lord Liu see?"

Li Che: . . .

Is this old man so fragile? He gets stressed just by looking at himself?

Although he was extremely reluctant, Li Che still stepped aside.

As expected, this time Liu Tongxun slowly woke up and was no longer unconscious.

Li Che hid behind him, not daring to let Liu Tongxun see him.

This old guy is too angry. If anything happens again, he will blame me.

Then he looked at the others present and said loudly:

"I have a clear conscience for what I did today! If you gentlemen still have questions, please report to my father. I am at your service!"

After saying this, Li Che didn't dare to stay any longer and left, with the Jinyiwei following closely behind him.

None of the officials dared to stop them and could only watch Li Che and his men leave.

Everyone was left looking at each other, not knowing what to do.

Of course, the one who was most at a loss as to what to do was Liu Tongxun, who was lying on the ground... and Qiu Bai, who was underneath him.

Qiu Bai supported Liu Tongxun and looked at Li Che's back in disbelief.

He didn't dare to let go. The old guy was very angry and his body was like mud. He would fall down if he let go.

If something goes wrong again, I can't take the responsibility.

"No... Your Highness!" Qiu Bai shouted, "What should I do?!"