Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

"Slow down, little girl!" Dafei muttered with a smile, his face full of pampering.

"Boss, our sister is so pretty!" A little brother stared at the little beauty infatuatedly, his saliva almost flowing out.

"What do you want to do?" Da Fei narrowed his eyes dangerously. "My sister is not yet an adult. What are you thinking, you bastard?"

Kick it...

"Brother, boss, I'm just talking, I don't mean to do anything..." The younger brother made a bitter face and didn't dare to avoid him.

"Don't even think about it!" Da Fei warned his fellow disciples, "Remember this: if anyone dares to flirt with my sister, I'll break his legs! Don't even think about it! Do you understand?"

"I heard it, big brother!" the younger brothers shouted weakly.

Boss, you are just a big brother, don’t make it as difficult as being a father-in-law!

……

Five years later

Maybe there really is such a thing as the eight characters conflicting with each other...

Yinyin has had several boyfriends, but whenever they have been with Yinyin for more than a month, various problems will arise.

Broken arms and legs are still good, some people even lost their lives.

One of my boyfriends had an accident while racing...

Another one is driving under the influence...

Even worse, one guy got high on drugs and went too far, wandering into a Young and Dangerous fight scene...

Yinyin was stunned!

What kind of vision does she have? What kind of weirdos does she look for?

My boyfriend was so gentle, considerate, handsome and charming when we first met and spent time together. How come...

Only then did Fei's mother remember the fortune that the blind old man in the vegetable market had told her little daughter, Yinyin.

The roots of troubles!

Fei's mother did not dare to delay and asked her son Dafei to find the person.

She wants to know if there is any way to crack it!

Dafei was also shocked. While comforting his sister, he agreed to his mother's request to find the person.

Fortunately, Dafei had many brothers, and finally found the blind man at Wong Tai Sin Temple.

Facing the knife on his neck, the blind man didn't dare to say anything about the secret not being revealed. He just said, "The solution is very simple!"

Beauty is a disaster, only great heroes and great men can match and suppress her!

"Ah?" Fei's mother was surprised. "Will my daughter still be able to get married?"

Who are these great heroes and great men? Can they possibly reach them?

Even if they meet, Fei's mother doesn't want her daughter to get close to him.

It is said that heroes are lustful, and polygamy is not prohibited in Hong Kong. She doesn't want Yin Yin to suffer any injustice.

"Or, it's okay to be fierce and evil enough..."

"That won't do either!" Fei's mother shook her head. "Who is this vicious and evil person?"

Either they are involved in gangs, or they are robbing and killing people...

No, no, absolutely not!

Wouldn't her beautiful daughter be eaten alive?

The blind man frowned. If the knife on his neck had not been steady and not moved at all, he would have lost his temper.

What the hell? Do you think this is a market for groceries? You can be so picky?

"Think of another solution!" Fei's mother asked.

Da Fei held the knife tightly in his hand. His brothers all stood far away, and as the eldest brother, he had to do it himself.

This concerns my sister's reputation, I can't let too many people know!

Seeing the blind old man remained silent, Da Fei placed the blade close to the old man's neck...

Feeling his long-dead master getting closer and closer, the blind old man stopped pinching his fingers and said, "If you don't do this, I'll use my luck to suppress you!"

"How to suppress it?" Da Fei was puzzled and looked sideways at his sister. It wasn't a monster, so how could it be suppressed?

"Call the police!" The blind old man carefully pushed the knife away from his neck. "The police are the ones who enforce the law..."

"Hey, are you afraid that you don't know what I do?" Da Fei was dissatisfied. He was a gang member, and he had a brother-in-law who was a policeman. How would people in the underworld look at him?

Are you a traitor?

The removed sword returned to its original position...

The old man regrets and feels wronged...

Are you still being unreasonable?

Why is this family so difficult?

"Every time I had an accident with a boyfriend, we'd been dating for over a month," Yinyin thought of a good idea. "Then why not just change boyfriends once a month?"

You are such a clever little ghost! Several people present complained!

Even Fei's mother, who has a very high filter for her daughter, couldn't help but pat Yin Yin on the back and said, "What are you talking about, little girl?"

"Mom, my eldest brother changes girlfriends faster than he changes clothes, why can't I do the same?" The eldest brother Yin Yin was not convinced.

"Okay," Fei's mother jumped up and down, "I was wondering where my well-behaved daughter got such unorthodox ideas from. It turns out it's all because of you, the older brother, who's not a good person and has corrupted your sister..."

Once the culprit is found, Fei Ma will beat him up.

"Mom?" Dafei Yama was stunned. What on earth was this? How did it have anything to do with him again?

"If you hit me again, I'm going to get angry!"

"Turn it over, turn it over, turn one over for me to see..."

Yin Yin sneaked up to the grinning blind old man and asked, "Are you serious, or are you trying to fool us?"

"Of course it's true!" The old man blew his beard and glared, "How did you get the title of half-immortal?"

Yinyin suddenly reached out and, like lightning, took off the sunglasses from the old man's face...

"Okay, you're pretending to be blind!"

Although the old man quickly rolled his eyes, Yin Yin was still sure that when he took off his sunglasses, there was emotion in his eyes. That was something that a pair of half-blind eyes could not show.

"Hush, hush," the old man nimbly snatched the sunglasses and put them on. "Little girl, I really didn't lie to you. There's no need to lie to you, right?"

"If you don't want to hurt yourself and others, just listen to me," the old man hesitated, "perhaps your idea is not bad either!"

……

Two months later

Xu family

"Little sister!" Dafei was almost numb, "I beg you not to mess with me!"

Before Yinyin could speak, Fei's mother couldn't help but defend her daughter, "Dafei, what nonsense are you talking about?"

My good daughter is busy working to make money every day, and she never goes out to fool around after get off work. I don’t know how well-behaved she is.

Unlike my son, I don’t see him for ten days or half a month, and I don’t even know if he is dead or not...

"Mom, don't say anything!" Dafei sat in front of Yinyin and said seriously, "Little sister, tell me the truth, are you, are you messing with my boss?"

"No!" Fei's mother jumped up and ran to Yinyin's side. "Your eldest brother is a gangster, and his boss is the leader of the gang. I'm telling you, my dear daughter, you can't get involved with gangsters. There will be no good ending..."

"Mom!" Da Fei couldn't stand it any longer and yelled, "Could you please stop interrupting?"

"Hey, you little bastard, you've grown so strong that you dare to yell at your mother!" Fei's mother put her hands on her hips and was about to scold Da Fei...

Dafei had a terrible headache. His mother was like a hen protecting her cubs, and his younger sister was drinking her tea leisurely, as if nothing had happened to her...

"Little sister, please have pity on your boss!" Dafei was about to cry.

"Tell my brother that you are not with me!"

Yin Yin wondered, "Who is your boss?"

It has been a month since her breakup, and she still has many suitors, but no one has succeeded in getting her.

"It's the one downstairs just now..." Dafei couldn't imagine that he would meet the Hongxing leader Jiang Tiansheng at his doorstep.

When he saw the little sister getting out of Jiang Tiansheng's car, he wanted to faint on the spot.

"Oh, that's not my suitor yet," Yin Yin waved her hand. "We've only met a few times. He's too old, not my type!"

"That is to say," Da Fei said with difficulty, "I am the best..."

Dafei didn't dare to speak, Dafei remained silent...