Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Unexpectedly, since they came back, Ren Yinyin has received gifts sent from the provincial capital every now and then.

At first, Ren Yinyin was still very angry and wanted to throw all these things away.

But when she opened the package, she found that it was filled with protective items suitable for her use. At this moment, Ren Yinyin immediately changed her mind and thought: "It's better to take it than not!"

……

"Who is responsible for this?" Shi Jian sat in the first seat, looked around majestically, and then his eyes fell on Uncle Jiu and his disciples standing in the hall.

"Big Brother, these are my two untalented disciples, Wencai and Qiusheng!" Uncle Jiu had no choice but to answer awkwardly.

"What do you mean by unsuccessful?" Shi Jian glanced at Uncle Jiu coldly.

Among their generation in Maoshan, apart from Shi Jian, the eldest brother, Uncle Jiu is the most famous and the one who is most trusted by his fellow disciples.

In addition, Uncle Jiu became the designated bank boss in the underworld, which made Shi Jian dislike him even more!

"Master, I'm sure the two junior brothers didn't mean it!" Shi Shaojian said with his head down, standing beside Shi Jian.

"Huh?" Shi Jian glared at his apprentice after hearing that.

"My two apprentices were careless!" said Uncle Jiu.

"Can their mistakes be covered up just because they were careless?" Shi Jian sneered. "Did you invite me here this time so that I can shoulder this responsibility?"

"We have discussed it. This time we can use the Xiantian Bagua Formation to capture ghosts!" Uncle Jiu said in a humble manner.

He had to humble himself, because it was his disciples who made the mistake and they were the ones who asked their fellow apprentices for help.

"Since you have already discussed it, why did you invite me here?" Shi Jian said coldly.

Hearing his words, the many fellow disciples in the hall looked at each other in silence.

Taoist Simu moved his lips slightly, thinking, "Who invited you here? It's as if nothing can be done without you!"

Taoist Qianhe beside him pulled his robe and shook his head slightly at him.

Taoist Master Qianhe was also a little impatient with his senior brother Shi Jian, who was so arrogant and always stood in a superior position to teach them a lesson.

But there was no way, because the one who did something wrong this time was Brother Lin’s apprentice.

It’s a little difficult, but you have to bear with it!

The most important thing is to get rid of the ghost!

"I wonder what senior brother has to say?" asked Uncle Jiu.

Shi Jian frowned and pondered for a while, then raised his head. "It's the Xiantian Bagua Formation, but who's going to lure out the ghosts?"

Uncle Jiu looked at Wencai and Qiu Sheng, and signaled them to stand up with his eyes.

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were terrified at the thought of so many ghosts. They didn't want to face them at all and could only pretend not to see Uncle Jiu's eyes.

Seeing this, Ren Yinyin stood up and said, "Master, I am willing to lure the ghost away!"

Don't let anyone look down on the Master!

"Hmph, the one who made the mistake doesn't stand up, but lets a little girl take the blame!" Shi Jian saw Ren Yinyin and taunted her, "Junior Brother Lin, your other disciples don't look that great!"

"Master, I am willing to lure the ghost for Junior Sister Yinyin!" Shi Shaojian saw Ren Yinyin stand out and hurriedly said.

"I have been practicing Taoism with my master since I was young, so I am confident that I can escape unscathed!"

"..." Shi Jian stared at his disciple Shi Shaojian and saw that although he was talking to him, his eyes were on Lin Jiu's female disciple.

Seeing this, what else doesn't he understand?

Shi Jian cursed Shi Shaojian in his heart, calling him a lustful bastard who repeatedly sabotaged his plans. He really owed him in his previous life!

"You don't have to do it for me, I can handle it!" Ren Yinyin didn't want to accept Shi Shaojian's kindness.

"Junior Sister Yinyin, you don't know how vicious those ghosts are. You're just a little girl," Shi Shaojian said, seeing Ren Yinyin's persistence. "Don't be so stubborn!"

"Who said I was showing off?"

Unexpectedly, his words upset Junior Sister Yin Yin. Shi Shaojian slapped himself on the mouth and said, "I'm sorry, Junior Sister Yin Yin, I'm not good at speaking!"

"Okay, you can leave now!" Shi Jian couldn't stand it anymore and yelled at Shi Shaojian.

What a shame!

"Qiu Sheng, Wencai, it's better for people to face reality! What you two have done is your responsibility!" Uncle Jiu glared at the two useless apprentices.

"Yes, Master!" Qiu Sheng and Wencai looked at each other and knew they couldn't refuse, so they could only agree reluctantly.

"Master..." Ren Yinyin originally wanted to go with her two senior brothers because she was worried.

The two senior brothers have a long criminal record. If anything goes wrong again, the master will lose face!

"Yinyin, you stay at home!" Uncle Jiu winked at his little apprentice, asking her to speed up the printing of ghost money at home.

When he catches the ghost and comes back, all he needs to do is sign and stamp it!

"I understand, Master!" Printing ghost money is also very important, so Ren Yinyin had no choice but to nod.

……

Late night

After the Taoists had discussed it, they set up the Xiantian Bagua formation in the suburbs, waiting for Qiu Sheng and Wencai to lure the ghosts over.

"Master, my stomach hurts a little, I'll go out for a while!" Shi Shaojian whispered to his master Shi Jian.

"Go quickly and come back soon!" Shi Jian said indifferently, his eyes fixed on the front.

"I understand, Master!" Shi Shaojian suppressed his joy and turned around and ran away.

"Hey, senior brother, look at the direction that kid is running!" Taoist Simu bumped Uncle Jiu with his shoulder, signaling him to look quickly.

Uncle Jiu frowned when he saw Shi Shaojian heading towards the charity cemetery.

……

On the other side, on the deserted street, Qiu Sheng Wencai was selling tofu on his shoulder.

"Stinky tofu, delicious stinky tofu!"

Legend has it that ghosts love to eat tofu, especially stinky tofu!

If a ghost eats tofu, its whole body will become slippery like tofu.

The tofu in Qiu Sheng and Wencai's carrying poles was different from ordinary tofu.

When grinding these tofu, red beans are sandwiched between the yellow beans, which is called "beans within beans!"

If ghosts eat this special tofu, they will tremble all over and you can catch them with ease!

"Wencai, why are you shaking?" Qiu Sheng impatiently tried to shake off Wencai's hand that was pulling his sleeve.

This guy has a guilty look on his face. If a ghost comes, he will be alert.

"Qiu Sheng, tell me, if those ghosts don't take advantage of us, won't we be finished?" Wencai opened his eyes wide and looked around. He was afraid of ghosts and zombies, otherwise he wouldn't have learned many skills and could only avoid them when encountering problems.

"Don't worry, tofu is their favorite!" After all, they are brothers. Seeing Wencai so scared, Qiu Sheng comforted him.

"If there was a plate of delicious roast chicken in front of you, would you be able to resist eating it?"

Roast chicken is Wencai's favorite food...

"Roast chicken?" Wencai swallowed his saliva immediately after hearing Qiu Sheng's words. "If we succeed, I wonder if Master will reward us with a chicken drumstick!"

"You're dreaming!" Qiu Sheng sneered.

My junior sister said that this time, the master spent all his family fortune to buy the materials needed to print paper money for the dead.

So even if this matter is resolved, they still have to tighten their belts and go on a diet!

Not to mention chicken legs, whether you can even eat rice depends on whether the master can get business quickly.

"Hey, what are you doing?" A female voice rang out on the quiet street.

"Wow, tofu!" The female voice suddenly reached Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai's ears, "I love tofu the most!"

"Xiao Li?" Qiu Sheng and Wencai said at the same time.

"Why are you two out selling tofu so late at night?" Xiaoli looked at the tofu in the carrying pole, rolled her eyes, and asked tentatively.