Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Seeing the two people so frightened, Xiaoli quickly waved her hands and explained: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I really won't hurt you! I'm a kind-hearted ghost, I've never hurt anyone!"

As she spoke, she put on a harmless smile, trying to calm the two people's nervous emotions.

"Hey young man, do you remember what happened just now? I kindly reminded you to take your junior sister and leave here quickly!" Xiaoli looked at Wencai and said with expectation in her eyes.

After hearing this, Wencai nodded vigorously, turned to look at Qiu Sheng, and stammered, "Yes, yes, she is indeed a good ghost! We don't have to be afraid of her!"

Qiu Sheng was originally filled with fear, but when he carefully looked at Xiaoli's beautiful face, he found that she had no ill intentions, so he gradually calmed down.

Not only was he no longer afraid, but he walked up to Xiaoli with a smile and took the initiative to chat with her.

"Xiao Li, why are you trying so hard to escape?" Qiu Sheng asked curiously.

Xiaoli frowned slightly, a trace of resentment on her face, and replied in a sweet voice, "Alas, those four guys are ghost messengers sent by the underworld to escort us ghosts. I'm so bored staying in the underworld all day. I finally have the opportunity to come to this world, so I want to wander around and see the scenery of the living world. But if I get caught by those ghost messengers, I'll have to go back to the dark underworld, so I have to run away desperately. This time, thanks to the two brothers for helping me, thank you so much!"

After saying that, Xiaoli bowed to Qiu Sheng and Wencai again to express her gratitude. Her pitiful appearance made people feel pity for them.

"Hehe, no need to thank me, no need to thank me!" Qiu Sheng had a smile on his face, scratching his head and waving his hands.

Wencai grinned, revealing his uneven teeth, and followed Qiu Sheng in a silly grin, shaking his head and saying, "Yeah, yeah, we really didn't do anything particularly remarkable!"

At that moment, Xiaoli lightly waved her sleeves and disappeared without a trace in an instant, like a gust of wind. Only Qiu Sheng and Wencai were left standing there, staring blankly at the spot where she had just been.

"Hey, Xiaoli!" Wencai was the first to react, shouting at the top of his lungs. However, the only response he got was the silent air around him.

"Why are you leaving so soon? I was thinking of playing with you in the future!" Qiu Sheng sighed with regret, and a hint of loss appeared in his eyes.

Even if Xiaoli is a female ghost, she is beautiful and cute, enthusiastic and charming, and she doesn't harm anyone. It would be nice to be friends with her!

Just when the two were feeling a little depressed, Xiaoli, who had disappeared, suddenly appeared beside them again.

This sudden change scared Qiu Sheng and Wencai so much that they both screamed "Wow" at the same time and took a few steps back involuntarily.

"Oh my God, I thought you were really gone!" Wencai patted his chest and said with lingering fear.

"I was leaving originally, but then I realized you guys helped me out so much today. Just saying thank you wouldn't be enough!" Xiaoli winked playfully and explained with a smile, "So, I've decided to teach you a magical spell."

"What spell?" Upon hearing this, Qiu Sheng and Wencai immediately became alert, their eyes widened, and they asked in unison impatiently.

Xiaoli cleared her throat and deliberately kept the conversation a secret: "Hmm... the spell is - black and white spit, boys and girls spit! Whenever you want to find me in the future, recite this spell, and I will appear immediately!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Xiaoli disappeared from Qiu Sheng and Wencai's sight again like a gust of wind.

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"Master, do you need to print so much ghost money?" Ren Yinyin saw the ghost messenger leave, walked out of the inner room, and said with a frown.

She could tell how much money her master had just by counting on her fingers.

I don’t know if Master is destined to be short of money. He works hard for many years, but the money he earns is always spent in other ways.

If you calculate carefully, the master is not even as rich as her!

"There's no other way. If we want these ghost officials to ignore Qiu Sheng and Wencai's mistake of immobilizing them and letting the ghosts go, we can only bribe them with money!" Uncle Jiu shook his head and said helplessly.

"Master, I'm sorry. I shouldn't have disobeyed you!" Ren Yinyin bowed his head in shame and apologized.

Wencai wanted to reserve a seat to watch the show, so he pulled her along. Ren Yinyin thought it would be boring to stay in the charity cemetery, so she went with them.

She didn't expect to cause such a big mess!

"It's none of your business!" Uncle Jiu patted his young apprentice on the shoulder. Thinking of the other two apprentices who were bewitched by the female ghost, he angrily scolded them, "It's all because of those two guys. Seeing..."

He couldn't say it in front of his little apprentice!

Qiu Sheng already had a criminal record, and this time he was bewitched by a beautiful female ghost and made a big mistake.

As for Wencai, he is brainless and confused all day long. He does whatever Qiu Sheng says and still has to count the money after being sold!

"Then Master, how do we catch those ghosts?" Ren Yinyin said in distress.

The ghost messenger gave two conditions that must be fulfilled. One was to ask them to pay enough ghost money, and the second was to catch all the ghosts that ran away!

"Alas, I can't catch it by myself!" Uncle Jiu sighed, "I can only notify my fellow apprentices to come and help!"

"Master, we are back!"

At this moment, the door was pushed open and Wencai and Qiu Sheng came in.

"You two bastards, how dare you come back?" Uncle Jiu was furious. He was so embarrassed to beg his fellow apprentices for help this time!

As he said this, he pulled out a rattan stick and hit Qiu Sheng Wencai with it.

"Oh, Master, what are you doing?" Qiu Sheng was shocked and quickly hid behind Wencai.

Wencai was slow to react and was beaten several times before he escaped.

"Master, Master, I know I was wrong!" Wencai cried and shouted to admit his mistake.

"You idiot, didn't I tell you not to let anything slip?" Qiu Sheng slapped Wencai's head angrily.

"But Master knows!" Wencai dodged left and right after Qiu Sheng, "Otherwise, why would Master be so angry?"

"Maybe it's because of something else?" Qiu Sheng was hoping for a lucky break and let the ghost messenger go, letting many wandering ghosts escape. That was a big mistake.

"What else is going on? Apart from this, I don't remember us provoking Master?"

Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai were talking while dodging. The cane in Uncle Jiu's hand seemed to have eyes and kept spinning around their buttocks.

The two people were beaten and kept screaming "ouch ouch"...

"Master, I'm going to print ghost money!" Ren Yinyin sighed as he watched the farce in front of him.

"Okay, go ahead!" Uncle Jiu took the time to answer, and danced the rattan in his hand vigorously, hitting Qiu Sheng and Wencai so hard that they ran away in panic!

"Master, why did you hit us? Tell me!"

"Yes, Master, how would we know if you don't tell us?"

"If we don't know why we're being beaten, we won't learn a lesson!"

Uncle Jiu heard the two guys were still playing dumb and sneered, "Why would I hit you?"

"That's because you two deserve a beating!"

"Boy, you still dare to run? Take another vine from me!"