Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

"Why did you follow me?" Uncle Jiu frowned as he looked at the little disciple who suddenly appeared in front of him, with a hint of blame in his tone.

Ren Yinyin had a flattering smile on her face and said softly, "Master, I, your disciple, just want to come and help you!" In fact, she just wanted to join in the fun, especially to see if there was anything interesting happening on Qiu Sheng's side.

Uncle Jiu shook his head helplessly, thinking that this little girl was very cunning, but since she had already followed him, it would be bad to send her back.

So he put on a serious face and said, "Since you've come here, stay with Master honestly and don't run around. Do you understand?"

Ren Yinyin nodded quickly and responded obediently, "I understand, Master! I will be obedient!" After that, he winked at Uncle Jiu, as if to assure himself that he would never cause any trouble.

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In the dead of night when everything was silent and pitch dark, the master and the disciple followed Qiu Sheng's footsteps closely and moved forward quickly.

They passed through dense forests, crossed rugged mountain roads, and finally arrived at a house in the wilderness.

The house stood there alone, surrounded by deathly silence and no sign of human habitation.

The faint moonlight shines on the courtyard wall, casting mottled shadows, which makes people feel chilly.

The master and disciple carefully groped their way along the courtyard wall and finally found the door leading to the bedroom.

Just as they were about to approach, they heard a burst of playful noise coming from inside the house.

Looking inside through the crack in the door, the scene before them left them dumbfounded - they saw Qiu Sheng hugging tightly together a pretty but eerie female ghost, being affectionate with her as if no one was around, with faces filled with immense happiness.

Upon seeing this, Uncle Jiu quickly used his magical powers to open his Yin-Yang eyes.

However, when he saw the situation inside the house clearly, he suddenly felt his eyes being invaded by a strong stimulation, as if they were about to burn.

"Oh my, this is really an eyesore!" He couldn't help but curse under his breath.

At this moment, the little apprentice beside him suddenly exclaimed softly: "Wow, wonderful!"

Although the sound was not loud, it seemed particularly abrupt in the quiet night.

Uncle Jiu turned his head to look at his little apprentice and found that she was staring at the scene in the house intently, her eyes flashing with excitement.

"How come you, a grown-up girl, don't have any sense of shame?" Uncle Jiu looked at his little apprentice and shook his head helplessly.

"The people doing it are not afraid of being seen, so why should we as onlookers be shy?" Ren Yinyin said disapprovingly, his eyes never leaving the man and the ghost who were performing the "big show".

"Master, I have to say, the transformed appearance of this female ghost is quite beautiful!" Ren Yinyin not only watched, but also made comments.

"Haven't you heard of not looking at what is inappropriate?" Uncle Jiu's hand was itching to hit this shameless girl on the head.

"I haven't heard of it!" Ren Yinyin answered honestly. Then, seeing his master's face darken, he quickly said, "I saw it in a book!"

"Why don't you close your eyes?" Uncle Jiu scolded coldly.

"How can you catch ghosts with your eyes closed, Master?" Ren Yinyin pouted to express her dissatisfaction. She was watching something exciting!

"If you don't close your eyes, I will hit you!" Uncle Jiu gave an ultimatum, his eyebrows standing up.

"That's all I can do!" Seeing this, Ren Yinyin didn't dare to delay any longer. He closed his eyes obediently and muttered to himself.

"What did you say? Speak louder?"

"No!"

"Can you see clearly?" A faint voice sounded, as if it was right next to someone's ear, bringing endless chills. "Do you want to come in and take a look?"

"Monster, look at the sword!" Uncle Jiu shouted angrily, and leaped like lightning into the bedroom.

In an instant, peach wood swords were everywhere in the house, shining brightly, and Uncle Jiu started a fierce fight with the female ghost.

Ren Yinyin quickly opened his eyes and ran into the bedroom to find his senior brother Qiu Sheng.

I saw Qiu Sheng lying on the big bed with his upper body naked, looking dazed. His strong muscles were faintly visible in the dim candlelight, exuding a masculine aura unique to men.

Ren Yinyin couldn't help but scan Qiu Sheng's exposed skin from head to toe, exclaiming in amazement from time to time, "Wow, tsk tsk tsk, I never thought that my senior brother, who usually looks so unruly, actually has such a great figure!"

However, Qiu Sheng was still half asleep and half awake at this moment. He looked at the woman beside him in a daze, mistaking Ren Yinyin for his beloved Xiaoyu. With a silly smile on his face, he murmured, "Xiaoyu, come here quickly..."

Hearing this, Ren Yinyin couldn't help but cover her mouth and chuckle, thinking that this senior brother was really shameless.

So, with a wicked smile, she took out two willow leaves that her master had cast a spell on from her bosom and gently wiped them back and forth on Qiu Sheng's eyes.

"Wow! What the hell?" Qiu Sheng suddenly let out a terrified scream and woke up instantly.

When he saw clearly that the person standing in front of him was not Xiaoyu but his junior sister Ren Yinyin, an expression of embarrassment suddenly appeared on his face.

"Haha, isn't that your Xiaoyu!" Ren Yinyin said with a smile, pointing at the female ghost fighting with Uncle Jiu not far away.

This time, following the master to catch ghosts was not a wasted trip. Not only did I witness the exciting fighting scenes, but I also saw my senior brother in such a miserable state. It was really interesting!

"Impossible!" Qiu Sheng took one look and quickly shook his head to deny it. He would never admit that that was his beautiful and passionate Xiaoyu.

"Qiu Sheng!" Xiaoyu couldn't beat Uncle Jiu, so she flew over to find Qiu Sheng.

Qiu Sheng looked at the face with pus oozing out and exposed flesh, and felt like he was about to vomit the food he had eaten the night before, so he quickly hid behind him.

Unfortunately, behind him was Ren Yinyin who cleverly dodged.

"Senior brother, come on!" Ren Yinyin shouted and hurriedly ran towards his master.

She only knows a little bit of kung fu, so she'd better not interfere with their love story!

Xiaoyu didn't care about Ren Yinyin at all. Her eyes fell on Qiu Sheng. Seeing how he avoided her, tears welled up in her eyes. "Qiu Sheng, I'm Xiaoyu!"

"You monster, you dare to harm my apprentice. I will not let you off today!" Uncle Jiu saw that the female ghost dared to seduce Qiu Sheng in front of him, and his anger instantly rose in his heart. His eyes widened and he shouted angrily.

Xiaoyu didn't need to look back to know that the extremely difficult Taoist priest was approaching.

At this moment, she no longer had the mind to continue entangled with Qiu Sheng. She opened her red lips and blew a breath of ghost air towards Qiu Sheng.

"Xiao Yu..." Qiu Sheng felt his eyes blurred and his consciousness became unclear again.

"Qiu Sheng, please help me." Xiao Yu dodged behind Qiu Sheng and stretched out her arms to hug him tightly around the waist. She pressed her pretty face against his broad back and whispered in a pitiful tone, "This nasty bully is determined to bully me. You have to protect me."

When Qiu Sheng heard Xiaoyu's words, he was immediately enraged, his blood rushing to his head. His eyes were red, his fists clenched, and without hesitation he turned and rushed towards his master.

Uncle Jiu never expected that his disciple would suddenly attack him. He was caught off guard for a moment and was hit hard by Qiu Sheng's several punches.