Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

He couldn't help but give a thumbs-up and sincerely praised, "Uncle Jiu is truly extraordinary. After seeing him today, I'm completely convinced!"

"A French funeral? Master, what does a French funeral mean?" Wencai approached Uncle Jiu with a curious look on his face, blinking and asking, "Does this mean it's like a French funeral?"

Hearing this, Uncle Jiu frowned and glared at Wencai fiercely, feeling annoyed in his heart: Why is this useless apprentice always so embarrassing!

Seeing this, Ren Yinyin couldn't help but smile. "Brother, you really do know a lot of strange things! But this time you're wrong. The so-called legal burial is actually burying the ancestor's coffin upright!"

After listening to Ren Yinyin's explanation, Ren Fa nodded with satisfaction and praised, "Uncle Jiu's disciple is right. Back then, that Feng Shui master told me with absolute certainty that as long as we bury our ancestors upright, our descendants will surely be great!"

Uncle Jiu walked slowly and asked thoughtfully, "Does this method work?"

Ren Fa smiled, a smile tinged with bitterness and helplessness. "Alas, if it really worked, how could our Ren family end up in such a state? Over the past twenty years, our Ren family has been going from bad to worse. We have suffered repeated business failures, our income has been decreasing, and our expenses have been increasing day by day. We are almost unable to make ends meet!"

At this point, Ren Fa couldn't help but sigh: "I really don't know what went wrong!"

While his words were somewhat exaggerated, they were not entirely without truth. Ever since the passing of Ren Fa's father, Ren Weiyong, the Ren family had indeed faced setbacks. No matter what business they ventured into, they ultimately ended up losing money. If it weren't for the substantial family fortune inherited from their ancestors, the Ren family would have long since collapsed.

At this moment, Uncle Jiu suddenly stopped and said solemnly, "In my opinion, the Feng Shui master who advised you on this burial method might have a deep hatred for your Ren family! Otherwise, why would he give such a ridiculous suggestion?"

Ren Fa frowned in confusion and muttered to himself, "A grudge?"

Uncle Jiu, who was standing by, stroked his chin and speculated thoughtfully, "Could it be that the old master had some grudge against him when he was alive?"

Uncle Jiu had already walked around the tomb carefully, but his mind was still full of questions and confusion.

Upon hearing this, Ren Fa didn't hesitate at all and said directly, "To be honest, this piece of land originally belonged to that Feng Shui master!"

He paused briefly before adding, "After my father learned that this was a rare piece of Feng Shui land, he spared no expense to purchase it."

Uncle Jiu stared at Ren Fa sharply and asked, "Did you just use money to bribe him? Did you ever use coercion?"

Facing Uncle Jiu's questioning, Ren Fa showed a hint of embarrassment on his face. After laughing dryly twice, he fell silent.

Seeing this, Uncle Jiu understood what was going on and said unhappily, "Humph, in my opinion, they must have resorted to intimidation!"

It turned out that Uncle Jiu had always hated evil, and if it weren't for Ren Fa's good reputation, he would not have helped him at all.

At this time, Ren Yinyin, who had been following Uncle Jiu silently, was also secretly feeling emotional in his heart.

The Ren family took advantage of their power and forcefully bought someone else's tomb, which must have seriously offended the Feng Shui master!

Moreover, you bullied someone, yet you still dared to ask him to preside over the funeral. Really...

Several burly men were waving shovels and hoes, digging Old Master Ren's tomb with all their might.

After some effort, they finally succeeded in digging open the tomb, revealing the top of the coffin buried deep inside.

At this time, Uncle Jiu walked forward with steady steps. He stared at the scene in the tomb with a sharp gaze. Then he pointed at the tomb and said, "See? If someone didn't have bad intentions and did it on purpose, he wouldn't have harmed you like this! He actually covered the entire Dragonfly Diving Cave tightly with cement!"

Hearing this, Ren Fa, who was standing by, was puzzled and asked quickly, "Then in your opinion, what is the correct approach?"

Uncle Jiu turned to look at Ren Yinyin beside him and said in a serious tone, "Yinyin, come and tell everyone."

"Yes, Master!" Ren Yinyin nodded respectfully, then took a step forward, cleared his throat, and said, "According to common sense, the top of this place should be covered with snowflakes. Only then can it be truly called a dragonfly skimming the water."

"Because this acupuncture point can only function when the coffin head is in contact with water. Now the coffin head is completely blocked by cement and has no contact with water at all. How can it be considered a dragonfly touching water acupuncture point?"

Upon hearing this, Uncle Jiu nodded in satisfaction. His young disciple had put in a lot of effort and had remembered everything Uncle Jiu said.

Unlike those two traitors, who just let his words go in one ear and out the other, wasting his breath!

Two traitors were surrounding Ren Tingting and trying to fawn on her...

Ren Tingting's cousin kept using words to insult the two toads, and his eyes would fall on Ren Yinyin from time to time.

Is this girl also Uncle Jiu's apprentice? What a pity!

If I follow him, Awei...

Oh, no, no, my cousin has a wealthy family and is also good-looking, so she is the best choice.

Although he thought so in his heart, Awei's eyes still fell on Ren Yinyin from time to time.

How beautiful!

How come he didn't know that there was such a beautiful girl in Renjia Town?

Ah Wei had no idea that Ren Yinyin was a homebody who didn't like going out! If Uncle Jiu hadn't asked her to see more of the world, she would still be staying at the charity cemetery, either practicing martial arts or reading!

"Incredible!" Ren Fa praised repeatedly, "At such a young age, he knows so much. Uncle Jiu is truly a master who produces outstanding students!"

"Thank you for the compliment!" Uncle Jiu bowed, feeling very proud in his heart.

I have three disciples, but fortunately there is still one who can show off his talents.

"However, fortunately, this Feng Shui master still has some conscience and allows you to move the coffin and bury it in twenty years!" Uncle Jiu said earnestly, "This is like giving you a chance to survive. It will only harm you for twenty years, not your whole life."

"It will only harm your generation, and won't bring disaster to eighteen generations of your family!"

After hearing this, Ren Fa remained silent, his expression unremarkable, but deep down he was probably regretting provoking such a Feng Shui master. After all, who could have imagined that a momentary impulse would lead to such serious consequences?

……

At this time, Old Master Ren's heavy coffin was finally slowly pulled out of the ground.

With the appearance of the coffin, the originally quiet forest suddenly became noisy. The birds in the forest seemed to be frightened and flew away.

At the same time, several crows made harsh and unpleasant calls, as if foreshadowing that something ominous was about to happen.

Seeing this, Uncle Jiu frowned slightly and immediately led the people behind him to walk forward quickly.

When they got closer, someone opened the lid of the coffin.

In an instant, a stale and decayed smell hit me in the face, making me cover my mouth and nose.

However, when everyone saw the situation in the coffin, they couldn't help but gasp.

Ren Weiyong was lying in the coffin, his body had dried up like a mummy, and his whole body was as black as ink.