Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Taoist Simu was followed by a row of jumping zombies, who jumped into the charity cemetery as the bell in his hand rang.

"Uncle Master, it's time to eat noodles!" Ren Yinyin brought out a bowl of egg noodles from the kitchen and placed it on the dining table.

"Be good!" Simu looked at Ren Yinyin with a loving expression, "Master uncle brought you a gift this time!"

This girl is really good-looking!

"Uncle Master, we helped too!" Wencai and Qiu Sheng were not willing to be outdone, and quickly spoke up to praise their achievements.

Their uncle-in-law is a wealthy man. Although he has to drive corpses day and night, eat poorly and sleep poorly, and has to be worried all the time, he still makes a lot of money.

Uncle Simu is very generous to these nephews.

Ren Yinyin, in particular, gained a lot of benefits.

"I have them all!" Simu smiled and took out a few small things from his bag, which he had obtained from other places.

"This dagger has been blessed and can directly harm ghosts and monsters. Yinyin, I'll give it to you for self-defense!" Simu took out a dagger inlaid with small gems and handed it to Ren Yinyin.

"Thank you, uncle master!" Ren Yinyin took it happily.

"Uncle master, where is ours?" Qiu Shengwencai looked at the exquisite dagger and felt a little envious.

"Don't be impatient!" Simu rummaged around and found two small peach wood swords. "Hey, don't say that Uncle Master doesn't love you. These are made of hundred-year-old peach wood."

"Oh, thank you, uncle master!" Qiu Sheng and Wencai each held a small wooden sword, which looked like a child's toy, a bit funny.

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Ren Yinyin talked for a while, and then went home at the urging of Uncle Jiu.

It was already late, and a grown-up girl, even if she had martial arts skills, was still a cause for concern.

"Uncle Master, I'll bring you breakfast tomorrow!"

"Okay!" Simu smiled and waved goodbye to Ren Yinyin. He turned to his senior brother and said enviously, "Senior brother, Yinyin is so thoughtful!"

"Ah, Master, help!" Along with this extremely shrill cry for help, it was Wencai's cry of misery.

"Oh no, something must have happened!" Ren Yinyin, who was walking to the gate, felt a tightness in his heart and ran towards the direction where Wencai's voice came from without hesitation.

Uncle Jiu and Simu reacted quickly, and the three of them rushed to the morgue.

As soon as they got closer, they were dumbfounded by the scene before them - they saw that the zombies that were originally standing quietly against the wall had all come back to life!

They were all raging with their claws and ferocious faces, jumping around in the small room as if they wanted to tear all living things into pieces.

At this time, Wencai was already scared out of his wits. He curled up desperately and hid behind a thick pillar. His body kept shaking, and he was about to fall like a leaf in the wind.

When he saw his master and the others coming like saviors, a glimmer of hope immediately flashed in his eyes, as if a drowning man had grasped the last straw. "Master, I don't know why these corpses suddenly came back to life. It's so scary!"

Faced with such a chaotic situation, Uncle Jiu's face was solemn. He quickly glanced around, then turned to Ren Yinyin who was standing beside him and sternly instructed: "Yinyin, you guard the door. Don't let these zombies escape! Otherwise, the consequences will be disastrous!"

After saying that, he rushed into the house first and controlled the zombies together with his junior brother Simu.

Uncle Jiu swiftly stretched out his right index finger and bit the fingertip hard, and a drop of bright red blood immediately gushed out.

Then, with lightning speed, he tapped his blood-stained finger on the zombie's forehead. In an instant, the originally restless zombie became as if cast under a spell, unable to move.

However, although Uncle Jiu's Taoism was profound and unfathomable, he was merciless when he attacked, so that the zombies either had their arms or legs broken.

Seeing this, Simu, who was standing by, couldn't help but stamp his feet in pain, repeatedly shouting, "Oh my, Brother, can you be a little gentler? These are all my clients! What if I hurt them too badly and they don't pay me?"

As he was speaking, Simu was not paying attention and his finger was bitten by a zombie in its mouth. He screamed in pain, "Oh my! I'm helping you, and you still want to bite me?"

"Junior brother, they are inhumane!" Uncle Jiu saw this, shook his head and warned.

As he spoke, he kicked a zombie wearing Qing Dynasty official uniform away.

"Ouch, it hurts!" The zombie actually made a sound.

The few living people in the room looked over in shock. What was going on?

Uncle Jiu's ears moved, he understood, and then he became a little angry, "You little bastard, you want to play with the dead?"

In this case, teach him a lesson!

Thinking of this, Uncle Jiu did not stop and fought against the zombie that screamed "Aiya".

Seeing this, what is there to not understand!

Except for Yinyin, all of my disciples are playful and unreliable!

"Master, it's me, Qiu Sheng!" Qiu Sheng couldn't bear it anymore, and quickly covered his stomach and stepped back to avoid the master's iron fist.

Did Master do this on purpose?

His bones are about to fall apart!

Wencai heard this and ran out angrily, yelling at Qiu Sheng, "Okay, you're trying to mess with me on purpose, right?"

No wonder strange things happened one after another today, scaring him so much that his heart was pounding. It turned out that Qiu Sheng was playing a trick on him!

Qiu Sheng had a flattering smile on his face. He scratched his head and chuckled as he said, "Oh, Wencai, I'm so sorry. I never thought that just scaring you would cause those corpses to suddenly come back to life!"

Not to mention that Wencai was frightened out of his wits and his face turned pale by this sudden change, even Qiu Sheng himself was still in shock and his heart was pounding.

Recalling the terrifying scene just now, if he hadn't reacted quickly enough, relying on his agility and clever disguise to dodge left and right, he would probably have shouted at the top of his lungs like Wencai, "Master, help me!"

He glared at them angrily and scolded them, "You two are truly lawless. You even play with the dead!"

"Senior brother, you have to discipline these two guys, otherwise who knows how much trouble they will cause in the future!" After saying that, he was about to ring the bell and leave.

Uncle Jiu hurried forward, stretched out his hand to grab Simu's sleeve, and said, "Brother, it's rare for us brothers to meet, so please stay for another day!"

However, Simu shook his head firmly and refused, "Brother, thank you for your kindness, but I really can't do it this time. I have to hurry and take these clients on their way. The schedule is tight and I can't delay for too long. When there is a chance in the future, we will definitely meet again!"

After saying this, he gently shook the spirit-calling bell in his hand, and the crisp sound echoed in the air.

As the bell rang, the zombies that had been standing still seemed to have received some kind of summons. They all took stiff steps, slowly following Simu's pace, and walked further and further away.

Qiu Sheng and Wencai looked at each other, both with a hint of embarrassment on their faces. They had done something wrong and were caught on the spot, and had also made their uncle master angry.

At this moment, Uncle Jiu looked at the two troublesome apprentices with an angry face. His sharp eyes shot straight at them like two bolts of lightning. Then he said fiercely, "What are you two still standing there for? Clean this place up quickly! You have no sense at all!"