Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

"Haha, it's just a tree, how can it have a gender?" Yan Chixia laughed strangely and swung his sword to chop it down. "Isn't it just neither male nor female, weird?"

"You two," the tree demon said angrily, seeing that the two were still in the mood to laugh at it, "die!"

"You are the one who came to die, so you can pay for my Shifang's life!" Lei Yin's expression turned cold. When she thought of Shifang, her anger rose, and she really wanted to kill the tree monster.

"Hero Yan, you hold on first. I'll go find the trunk of the tree and burn it to death!" Lei Yin shouted and rushed towards the direction of the tree roots.

"Hey," Yan Chixia hadn't finished speaking when Lei Yin disappeared. He couldn't help but shake his head and laugh, "This girl is so reckless and domineering!"

He doesn't even know what fear is, he's so brave!

Ran straight to the tree demon's lair!

Okay, I have to fight hard even with my old bones, I can’t be outdone by the young people!

Lei Yin sped all the way, just dodging and no longer moving her sword. She wanted to reach the tree demon's lair as quickly as possible.

……

It’s still that huge tree that blocks out the sky!

As Lei Yin rolled over to avoid the fire, he thought, "This tree trunk is so huge, I wonder how long it will burn..."

Suddenly, she remembered the hole in the ground next to the tree. She had an idea that there was obviously a living thing in the hole. If she threw gunpowder and kerosene into it, the effect should be better!

While she was thinking, a tree root hit her body with a "pop" sound.

Then, something slippery and snake-like shot out at him. Lei Yin quickly dodged and asked, "What is that?"

She can be beaten to death, but she can't be disgusted to death!

Lei Yin tried his best to dodge, but he couldn't. He would rather be whipped by a tree root than be entangled by that thing.

Seeing the right moment, he threw the bundle into the hole, and a tinderbox followed.

"Ajiu!" Lei Yin shouted, "Let's go!"

Ajiu trembled, appeared and flew away quickly with Lei Yin.

Just as he was halfway there, he heard a loud bang, followed by several explosions in succession, then flames shooting up into the sky, and a deafening roar...

The ground was shaking constantly, and dense tree roots were like a net, moving towards Lei Yin who was flying in the air.

"Yinyin, you go first. Take my sword with you. I will come to find you after I get the tree heart!" Ajiu saw that the situation was not good. The tree demon was making a dying counterattack with great momentum. If they didn't go out, they would be buried with the tree demon!

Ah Jiu's body flashed, breaking through the tree net and throwing Lei Yin out, "Go!"

"Ajiu!"

Lei Yin watched helplessly as the tree web entangled Ah Jiu...

……

"You go first, I'll wait for Ajiu here!" Lei Yin sat on the ground dejectedly.

Yan Chixia sighed. He didn’t expect that the sword spirit would actually sacrifice his life to protect his master!

"Miss Lei, it's useless for you to be here. Jiu is a sword spirit. If he is alright, he will return to the sword."

"Then how do you know if he's okay now?"

"As long as your sword isn't broken, Jiu will be fine!" Yan Chixia pointed at the sword Lei Yin placed on his leg. "Look, it's intact, which proves Jiu is fine!"

……

The two men rode their horses at full speed to the agreed inn, where Ning Caichen was waiting anxiously.

Seeing them, Ning Caichen breathed a sigh of relief, "Fortunately, you are all okay!"

"Is the Dryad dead?"

"He should be dead!" Lei Yin said uncertainly, then looked at Yan Chixia, "After the explosion and incineration, he should be dead, right?"

Yan Chixia shook his head. "I don't know. Once we're done, we'll go back and take a look. The fire is raging there right now, so we can't check!"

"Have you found out which one is Nie Xiaoqian?"

"No, I don't know how to tell the difference. You are not here, and I dare not disturb those female ghosts!" Ning Caichen was a little embarrassed. They all knew why the tree demon raised female ghosts.

It would be terrible if Xiaoqian was not in it!

"Come on, let's go take a look."

……

There are two rows of urns on the table.

Ning Caichen glanced at Yan Chixia and Lei Yin, feeling confident, and called out softly, "Xiao Qian!"

"Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian?"

"Young Master, are you calling me?" A white shadow suddenly appeared, looking eerie.

"It's not Xiaoqian!" Ning Caichen stepped back in fright.

"Sir, did you call me?"

"Sir, did you call me?"

Several female ghosts appeared one after another, but none of them was Nie Xiaoqian.

Ning Caichen quickly looked at Yan Chixia, "Master Yan, what should we do?"

"You can go with your own corpses in your arms. Don't do anything bad, or I will make you disappear into thin air!" Yan Chixia said righteously.

"Thank you!"

"Thank you!"

Many female ghosts knelt down to express their gratitude and disappeared!

There was only an urn left on the table...

"Fortunately, there is still hope!"

"I hope it wasn't all in vain!"

Ning Caichen rushed to the table and called out several times, "Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian..."

"Who called me?" a male voice sounded.

The three of them were greatly disappointed at the same time...

It might be too late to go back to the mass grave!

"Sir, what do you want me to do?" The waiter pushed open the door, yawned and asked in confusion.

He had just fallen asleep when he heard someone shouting in a daze.

"What are you doing here?" Lei Yin pushed him away and said unhappily, "You scared me to death!"

"I thought you were calling me!" said the waiter aggrievedly.

"No, no, go away!" Lei Yin said unhappily and closed the door.

When she turned around, she saw Nie Xiaoqian behind Ning Caichen.

"Ning Caichen, behind you!" Lei Yin pointed.

Ning Caichen turned around and was overjoyed, "Xiao Qian!"

One person and one ghost hugged each other...

Look no further!

Yan Chixia and Lei Yin turned their backs at the same time and didn't look. The sentimental Yan Chixia even wiped away tears, seeming to be deeply moved.

Lei Yin rolled his eyes, the love between a human and a ghost continues!

It hurts both your body and your heart!

If you’re not careful, even your life will be over!

Ajiu!

Lei Yin stroked his sword twice and said, "You must be safe!"

Ning Caichen and Xiaoqian confided their true feelings to each other, and Lei Yin and Yan Chixia, who were disgusted by their talk, went out and left the room to the ill-fated couple.

……

"Hero Yan, Miss Lei, something bad has happened!"

With his hands behind his head, Lei Yin was lying on the bed in his clothes, wondering when Ajiu would come back, when he heard Ning Caichen's panicked shout outside the door.

"What's wrong?" She quickly got out of bed and opened the door, and Yan Chixia's door opposite also opened.

"What happened?"

"Xiao Qian, Xiao Qian has been captured!" Ning Caichen cried, "It's the Black Mountain Old Demon, and Xiao Qian is going to marry him!"

"How could this happen?" Lei Yin was surprised. He didn't even know whether the tree demon was still alive.

"The tree demon betrothed Nie Xiaoqian to the Black Mountain Demon, and he took her away with him!" Yan Chixia said with a frown.

"What should we do?" Ning Caichen was very anxious. He had already accepted Xiaoqian's reincarnation, so how could such a thing happen?

"Let's go to the underworld and bring her back!" Yan Chixia took out incense from the room and looked at Lei Yin and Ning Caichen on both sides. "We only have one stick of incense to wait. If we don't come back, we will never be able to return to the human world again!"

"Miss Lei, you don't have to go, I..."

Before Yan Chixia could finish his words, Lei Yin interrupted him, "I can do it!"

As she spoke, she drew her sword and wiped her palm across it, a line of blood flashing and dispersing, "Look, Ah Jiu is still here!"

Lei Yin raised his sword and said happily.

"Miss Lei, your hand..." Ning Caichen pointed at Lei Yin's palm which was still dripping with blood in admiration. How painful it must be!

Seeing this, Lei Yin quickly placed his hand on Ah Jiu, and blood dripped onto the sword and disappeared, "Don't waste it!"