Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

Yu Yin snorted in annoyance, "Your fellow snakes are worthless. They even want to eat a small fish like me. Since then, I have been afraid of snakes!"

"Isn't it normal for snakes to eat fish?" Xiaoqing said with a smile, reaching out to splash water on the fish.

"I heard that snake gall is very nutritious. I must try it if I have the chance!" Yu Yin boldly challenged Xiaoqing.

"Puff!" Xiao Qing couldn't help laughing. Yu Yin was so timid that he ran away faster than anyone else when he saw a snake. How could she dare to eat snake gall? Even if she had two guts, she wouldn't dare!

"What are you doing in the Buddhist temple?" The mocked Yu Yin puffed up his cheeks and blew out a string of bubbles.

"My sister's man Xu Xian is being harassed by Fahai, who says my sister is a monster..." Xiaoqing's eyes flashed with coldness when she talked about the purpose of coming here.

She had a falling out with her sister, and that was between the two sisters.

After hearing Fahai tell Xu Xian that his sister was a demon, he told him not to be stubborn and to turn back in time.

Xiaoqing was furious. What a nosy monk!

She knew that Fahai was very powerful and she was no match for him, so she wanted to go to Fahai's lair and cause some trouble so that he could also know the feeling of being in a mess.

"So Fahai went out to cause trouble for your sister!" Yu Yin was curious, "Xiaoqing, isn't your sister a thousand-year-old snake demon? Could it be that she can't defeat Fahai?"

"My sister is pregnant, and her magical powers have greatly decreased!" Xiaoqing sighed helplessly, "Besides, she doesn't want to fight at all. She just wants to live a good life with Xu Xian as an ordinary couple!"

"Fahai is very stubborn!" Yu Yin shook his head and wagged his tail, indicating that Sister Xiaoqing was thinking too simply.

"Tell your sister to run quickly, or you'll end up like me and get caught and beaten back to your original form..."

Xiaoqing shook her head, "Sister will not leave Xu Xian."

"Little Carp, do you want to come with me?"

"No, no!" Her magic power was broken. Facing the snake demon was worse than facing a monk. At least monks don't eat meat.

"If you want to make a scene, then go ahead," Yu Yin wagged his tail and suggested with a wicked smile, "The monks are all in the west. Go to the east. There's the Sutra Library there. It's the monks' most precious possession, hehe..."

"If you really don't want to go with me, I can help you practice!" Xiaoqing took her hand out of the water, and drops of crystal clear water fell from her hand.

"No, you go quickly!" Yu Yin sank to the bottom of the water, worried that Xiaoqing would catch her.

Yu Yin didn't know that Fahai had left a mark on her, and he would know immediately if anyone touched her.

Xiaoqing looked at the little carp that had disappeared and turned away.

……

Even without Fahai, Jinshan Temple is not at the mercy of others, as there are still a few old monks who can hold the place together.

Yu Yin revealed half of his body and looked at the battle between Xiao Qing and the old monk in mid-air.

Wow, that’s awesome! I wonder when I’ll be able to beat up a monk myself?

Thinking of the scene where Fahai knelt down and begged for mercy to her, the little carp spirit flipped over its white belly with joy.

Taking advantage of the geographical location, the old monks set up a formation. Xiaoqing didn't get any good results from the old monks and was unwilling to leave!

……

Fahai brought back a scholar and asked him to become a monk. The scholar refused, so he was trapped among monks and was influenced by Buddhism every day. How miserable! Monks are really not human!

Do you really think that everyone likes to be a monk?

Soon after, Yu Yin knew who this scholar was!

Xiaoqing and her sister rushed to Jinshan Temple and demanded that Fahai hand over Xu Xian.

Yu Yin hid under the lotus leaves and listened carefully to the movements. She was now like a little elf with intelligence, without any ability to protect herself. She couldn't watch some of the excitement even if she wanted to.

I don't know what's going on, the sky is getting closer and closer...

"Wow!" Yu Yin exclaimed, the entire Jinshan Temple seemed to be flying in the air!

Hide, hide, hide quickly!

The little carp hiding in the mud only showed a little of its golden tail tip.

Then the earth shook, the lake water flooded back, and the little carp was washed out of the lotus pond...

I'm free! Yu Yin was overjoyed and swam hard towards West Lake...

"Little carp, where are you going?" A hand reached into the water and scooped up a golden carp.

The little water in Fahai's palm was not enough for Yu Yin to wet her body. She patted her palm with her tail and cried out, "It's so dry, so dry, I need water..."

"Don't be impatient!" Fahai took out the golden bowl, scooped half a bowl of water, and put the little carp in his hand into it.

Yu Yin swam around happily and almost became dried up. She couldn't leave the water at all now.

"Little carp, do you want to escape?"

"It's unfair, I was washed away by the water!" Yu Yin quickly cried out for justice, she would never admit it even if she was beaten to death.

Monks are inherently hateful and stubborn. If they think she's still a demon and prolong the chanting time, won't she be even more miserable?

"Master, I was just fine in the lotus pond. I don't know how I ended up here..."

"What happened?"

"Humans and demons have different paths. Forcing things too much will only hurt others and yourself!" Fahai chanted the Buddha's name.

"Come back with me!"

Later, Yu Yin found out that when the White Snake gave birth, the Green Snake took the child away.

The White Snake was trapped under the Leifeng Pagoda. Her husband Xu Xian became a monk and stayed outside the pagoda every day chanting scriptures and reciting Buddhist scriptures.

The White Snake is also quite miserable. Not only is she locked up in a dark place, but she is also suffering from mental attacks.

Why don’t these monks just shut up?

……

I don’t know how long it took, but it was so long that Yu Yin could recite the scriptures recited by the monk by heart.

There was a commotion, and someone said, "The top scholar has come to Jinshan Temple..."

Fahai stood by the lotus pond, watching everything quietly.

"Monk, what are you doing?" Today's scripture has been read, you can go away!

Yu Yin, who didn't want to see him, wanted to chase him away...

"Little Carp, do you still remember Sun Shaowen?" Fahai suddenly asked.

Sun Shaowen passed the imperial examinations and became a Jinshi, and then became an official.

He asked someone to help him get a job in Hangzhou, and when he wasn't working, he would go boating on West Lake...

"Sun Shaowen?" Yu Yin tried hard to recall, "Who is it?"

It seems like a long time ago, someone said that his name was Sun. What was Sun's name?

Yu Yin, whose mind was full of scriptures, spit out bubbles, "Is it someone I know?"

There were only bald people coming and going in the temple, and Yu Yin almost vomited from seeing them!

"It doesn't matter anymore!" Fahai smiled slightly and understood a little.

Huh? Why does it feel like there's something wrong with the monk? Curious, Yu Yin poked his head out to see what was going on with the monk...

It was actually an epiphany? !

Yu Yin spit out bubbles angrily. The monk was already powerful, so now, wouldn’t he be able to reach the sky?

……

"Little carp, do you want to leave here?" Fahai asked, looking at the lively golden carp in the pond.

"Are you going to let me go?" Yu Yin was overjoyed. Although the lotus pond was very big and beautiful, she had already stayed there long enough!

"I'm going out to travel, you come with me!" Fahai didn't wait for Yu Yin to react, and cast a spell to make her fly out of the pond and fall into the golden bowl.

"I don't want to, I don't want to go!" Yu Yin refused. She didn't want to stay with the monk day and night.

"When you come back from your travels, maybe you will be able to transform into a human form again!" Fahai stretched out his finger and touched the back of the small fish in the bowl.

"Really?" Yu Yin was surprised. Fahai said that it would continue until all the karma was washed away. Could it be that listening to scriptures and chanting Buddha's name is so effective?

"I can become a human, that's great!" The fish was about to cry. The last time she ate the delicious food from the human world, it was right here, right here, where was it?

Can't remember!

Yu Yin almost forgot the taste of mortal food...

Woo woo, stinky monk!

"After all the hard work comes happiness, it really is sweet after all the hard work!" Yu Yin shook her head and tail, expressing that the joy in her heart was beyond words.

Fahai smiled, put away the golden bowl, and began to travel around the world.