Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

"Brother, what happened?" Yin Yin asked, was it someone sent by Huang Silang?

"Madam!" Mr. Tang rushed over happily when he saw the county magistrate's wife. "You're okay, that's great!"

As he said this, he hugged the county magistrate's wife and kissed her.

Now, everyone's eyes turned to them.

Yinyin took Xiaoliuzi and walked away silently for two steps. What was going on?

Zhang Muzhi took a look and continued to point the gun at Hu Wan's head, "Why are you shooting at my room?"

"Master Huang said you are too domineering and dangerous!"

"Oh?"

Zhang Muzhi smiled, "Then please tell Mr. Huang a message for me."

Hu Wan nodded hurriedly with a smile on his face. This fake county magistrate, Zhen Mazi, wanted him to take a message back, saying that he would not die today.

Hu Wan was overjoyed to have escaped death.

"Tell him that he likes to fake people's deaths. Coincidentally, I also like to make people die multiple times!"

"I understand!" Hu Wan nodded.

"Brother, you have to keep the fact that I am Zhang Mazi a secret forever!" Zhang Muzhi patted Hu Wan's shoulder.

"Keep it secret forever!" Hu Wan promised with a smile.

Zhang Muzhi stood up and suddenly shot Hu Wan dead.

Mr. Tang was so frightened that he quickly pushed the county magistrate's wife away. Looking at the eyes around him, he laughed dryly and said, "It's just excitement, excitement!"

Zhang Muzhi held the gun and looked at Master Tang with a smile, "Master, are you lying to me again?"

Master Tang quickly denied it, "No, no, I would never dare to deceive my benefactor!"

"Are you really a mentor?"

"I really am your mentor!"

"who am I?"

"You are the county magistrate!"

"Who is she?" Zhang Muzhi pointed his gun at the county magistrate's wife.

Mr. Tang made a bitter face and slapped himself twice. "She is your wife. I was so excited that I forgot my limits. I beg the County Governor to be magnanimous and forgive me this time."

Zhang Muzhi was about to speak when the third brother came over and said to him, "Huang Silang brought some people here, saying they want to help us fight the bandits!"

"Let him in!"

……

Huang Silang arrived before his voice!

"How's the county magistrate? How's the county magistrate?"

"Chase them! Not a single bandit can escape!"

When Huang Silang arrived at the yard, he saw Zhang Muzhi's face covered in blood, his eyes wide open, leaning against a pillar, as if he had died with his eyes open!

Mr. Tang stood aside with his head bowed, while Yinyin and the county magistrate's wife leaned against each other, lowered their heads, and wiped their eyes with a handkerchief from time to time.

Huang Silang was overjoyed, but his face was filled with sadness. He shouted in anger, "Damn you bandits! You're a heinous criminal!"

He walked back towards Zhang Muzhi while crying, "The county magistrate had just taken office, and he was caught by bandits..."

"Ah~~" Zhang Muzhi screamed.

Phew, Yinyin covered her mouth and tried hard to hold back her laughter, her shoulders shaking as if she was crying.

"I said I couldn't be the county magistrate, but my wife insisted on spending money to buy me the position. Now that I have it, the bandits are targeting our family..." Zhang Muzhi cried.

Huang Silang's expression remained unchanged as he stepped forward and said, "You are too young!"

He acted like a big brother and said earnestly, "You shouldn't have shot the bandits as soon as you entered the city. They will definitely take revenge on you."

Zhang Muzhi was worried about the safety of his family and burst into tears.

Huang Silang half-knelt down in front of him, picked up a handkerchief to wipe his tears, and comforted him in a gentle voice, "Don't cry, don't cry."

"I can't let the bandits go! I want everyone in Goose City to see what happens to me. I shot the bandits for them," Zhang Muzhi cried. "Tomorrow, I want everyone to come and see. If we don't catch the bandits, we won't have a good life!"

……

The next day

Zhang Muzhi, Huang Silang and people from the two major families in the south of the city all came to the open space at the city gate.

Zhang Muzhi stood on the stage, giving a serious speech. "Fellow villagers, I've gathered you here today to tell you something. Lately, a group of extremely despicable bandits... These bandits have been bullying the people and abducting women. They're simply insane! Furthermore, they act with arrogance and recklessness, showing no regard for the law. They're truly lawless!"

Just as Zhang Muzhi was speaking passionately, there was suddenly a noise outside.

"Oh no! The bandits are coming!"

"Protect the master!"

Immediately afterwards, a group of ferocious bandits rushed into the house like a tide and quickly subdued the guards on the scene one by one.

"Huang Silang, and the patriarchs of the two major families in the south of the city, please come with us!" the leading bandit shouted loudly.

Everyone present was stunned by what was happening before their eyes, and Huang Silang and the two clan leaders were so frightened that their faces turned pale.

"How dare you be so presumptuous! I am the most powerful person in Goose City. Who dares to touch me?" Huang Silang tried to resist in frustration.

However, the bandit ignored his threats and took out a piece of paper with the specific amount of the ransom clearly written on it.

"If you want the three of them to be safe, just pay the ransom according to the amount listed above! Otherwise... hehe! You will bear the consequences yourself!" the bandit threatened coldly.

Seeing this, Zhang Muzhi secretly rejoiced in his heart, but he still pretended to be angry on his face. He stepped forward and said, "I am the county magistrate. If you have anything to say, come to me! If you want to tie someone up, tie me up!"

The bandit leader laughed loudly, "You are a poor county magistrate. It's useless to tie you up. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will shoot you!"

Being threatened with a gun, no one dared to speak and could only watch the bandits act with impunity.

The bandits fled with the hostages, leaving the scene in chaos.

"Why would bandits appear in the city?" Zhang Muzhi's eyes widened, his face filled with disbelief. He shouted angrily, "I want an explanation. Who are the guards?"

However, Goose City has no so-called guards. The wealthy families and landlords here each hired their own private security teams, which only cared about their own interests and did not care about the safety of the entire city.

Master Tang frowned, thought for a moment, and guessed, "Could there be a traitor? Otherwise, how could they kidnap each person so precisely?"

Zhang Muzhi's rage intensified upon hearing this. He shouted angrily, "Come on, follow me out of the city to suppress the bandits!"

But Master Tang's face suddenly changed drastically. He hurriedly stopped him and said, "We can't suppress them, Lord County Magistrate! Master Huang and the others are still in the hands of the bandits. If we go to encircle and suppress them, they will definitely be killed."

At this time, Huang Silang came out from behind with a swagger and said with a smile: "Tear it apart! Let them tear it apart!"

Zhang Muzhi and Master Tang were shocked. They originally thought that Huang Silang was also kidnapped, but they didn't expect that there was another Huang Silang.

Huang Silang laughed triumphantly and said, "Haha, that's what stand-ins do. Let them tear it apart. I definitely won't give them a penny!"

"However, the money of the two major families will definitely pass through your hands. Brother, don't worry about me! Don't worry, hahahaha..."

After saying that, he left with a big laugh.

I thought I could get rid of the bully Huang Silang in one fell swoop, but I didn't expect that he was one step ahead and got a substitute!

Zhang Muzhi smiled as he watched Huang Silang leave arrogantly, "This substitute is so useful!"

"Find me one later!"

Master Tang looked at him speechlessly, "Zhang Mazi, you are so shameless."

"It's a mess!"