Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

"Court open!" Zhang Muzhi shouted.

Then someone was sent to bring Wu Zhichong and the peddler whose face was covered in blood after being kicked by Wu Zhichong to the lobby of the county government office.

Yinyin and Xiaoliuzi followed to watch the fun. Not far behind them was a large group of shirtless men laughing and joking.

In the lobby

Master Tang shouted, "Where does this injustice come from?"

The vendor selling jelly was trembling and about to kneel down, but Wu Zhichong, who was standing next to him, lifted him up and shouted, "It's not unfair!"

Master Tang said, "Those who have grievances can speak out, and those who have no grievances can disperse! Dismiss!"

Yin Yin looked at the corner of his mouth with a smile, this is not a meeting, it is a court session, master, you should say, adjourn the court!

That’s how it’s performed in the opera!

The vendor, his face covered in blood, knelt down and said with a bitter face, "Unfair!"

Yinyin opened her eyes wide, thinking she saw a warrior!

As a result, the vendor pointed at Wu Zhichong and said, "It's not me who is wronged, it's Master Wu Ju who is wronged!"

The person who was beaten should apologize to the person who beat him. What a world where right and wrong are reversed!

The peddler said to Wu Zhichong in a flattering way, "It was my fault that I was blind. When I was hiding from the drum, I spilled Mr. Wu Ju's wine."

"I've made Master Wuju lose his appetite!" He looked like he really thought it was his fault. "I should apologize to Master Wuju, apologize!"

He said "I apologize" and knelt down in front of Wu Zhichong, kowtowed and apologized.

Wu Zhichong refused to accept it and kicked him away, "I'm not wronged!"

Zhang Muzhi came out from behind, slammed his gun on Mr. Tang's desk, and shouted, "How dare you say you're not wronged?"

"Kneel down!" He said to Wu Zhichong.

Master Tang quickly stopped him, "This is Huang Silang's militia instructor, you can't kneel!"

Wu Zhichong was not in the least bit afraid of the newly appointed county magistrate. He rolled up his sleeves and said, "I was selected by the emperor as a military scholar in the 31st year of the Guangxu reign. In terms of official rank, I hold a higher position than you!"

Yinyin started snapping her fingers and mumbling something. Xiaoliuzi was curious, "Little sister, what are you doing?"

"Brother, let me calculate whether the emperor held a military examination in the 31st year of the Guangxu reign," Yin Yin replied. Then, on second thought, he cursed himself for being so stupid. "Regardless of whether or not, how could a Qing emperor control a county magistrate in the Republic of China?"

"That's right!" Xiao Liuzi slammed his hands. "Our father is the county magistrate. How can he be so arrogant as to be a has-been martial arts scholar?"

Yin Yin pointed at the common people who were hiding not far away and watching the court proceeding. "Wu Zhichong's backer is the local tyrant of Echeng, Huang Silang. Naturally, he won't be afraid."

"Brother, no one here dares to offend Huang Silang!"

Wu Zhichong continued to speak out, "You should kneel down before me!"

"Your Majesty!"

"Your Majesty!"

He shouted loudly several times, angering Zhang Muzhi. He picked up his gun and loaded the bullet. "Are you going to kneel or not?"

Wu Zhichong immediately became intimidated and knelt down decisively!

Zhang Muzhi held up the gun and asked, "Return it to the Emperor?"

"Which emperor? Have I ever seen him? If you were a scholar," he pointed at the vendor, "he would kowtow to you two hundred times!"

"It's a pity that you are just a martial arts candidate. He can only kowtow to you a hundred times!"

"Now, he has kowtowed 200 times, you return 100 to him!"

The vendor quickly said, "But I only kowtowed twice!"

"Even if I give you two, I'll give you a hundred!" Zhang Muzhi said firmly.

Yin Yin frowned and whispered to Xiao Liuzi, "Brother, if Dad does this, that vendor will be in trouble!"

"What are you afraid of? If we knock Huang Silang down, he will be fine, right?" Xiao Liuzi said nonchalantly.

Yin Yin looked at him deeply. He was not afraid of power and guns. But the people who were exploited would have to bear the consequences!

Under the threat of a gun and a stick, Wu Zhichong began to kowtow.

Zhang Muzhi saw the crowd watching the excitement, pointed at Yinyin and Xiao Liuzi with his finger, and then looked for the people with naked upper bodies.

When those people saw Zhang Muzhi coming, they scattered.

Zhang Muzhi followed the crowd out and saw more people. They all shouted, "Master Qingtian!"

Shouting, they all knelt down.

Zhang Muzhi fired a shot into the air and said, "Get up!"

"The Qing Dynasty is dead, the emperor is gone too, there is no one worthy of your kneeling!"

"I'm not worth it!"

He said he came to Goose City for three reasons: "Fairness, fairness, and fairness!"

Yinyin could see that he really wanted to be a good county magistrate who cared for the people.

That's strange! Isn't he a bandit?

But no matter what, being a good person can only bring her benefits and no harm!

"Little sister, isn't it exciting?" Xiao Liuzi said excitedly, "Dad is not afraid of anyone. That Huang Silang is no match for our dad!"

"Brother, be careful when you go out!" Yinyin patted Xiao Liuzi's shoulder.

Zhang Muzhi is not someone to be trifled with. He has both power and guns, but Xiao Liuzi is not like that!

Young and reckless, he is an easy target!

As for her, a weak woman, no one would take her seriously, and no one would deliberately deal with her.

In the eyes of those high-ranking men, she, a woman, is just an accessory!

"I'm a grown man, who dares to do anything bad to me?" Xiao Liuzi said disdainfully.

Then he added, "Little sister, when you go out, call me to go with you. I will protect you!"

"Okay, big brother!"

Oh, if only Zhang Muzhi would return the gun to her!

Without a gun, I really feel insecure!

She looked at these people, no matter if they were good or bad, and felt that none of them were easy to get along with!

Only Xiao Liuzi beside me has a pure heart, so I can feel more at ease.

"Brother, do you have an extra pistol?" Yin Yin asked Xiao Liuzi tentatively.

Xiao Liuzi was watching Zhang Muzhi's speech to the people of Goose City and said absentmindedly, "Yes, what's wrong?"

"Can you give me one?"

Xiao Liuzi turned his head to look at her, thought for a moment and said, "I want to ask Dad."

Well, this is still a daddy’s boy!

Yinyin complained in her heart, but her face was full of smiles. "Brother, please tell Daddy nicely. I feel like the people here aren't very friendly!"

"I'm here to protect you, what are you afraid of?" Xiao Liuzi patted his chest, thinking that Yinyin was really too timid as a girl.

He forgot that when they met Yinyin not long ago, she was wandering the world alone with only a horse and a gun!

"But what if you're not here?" Yinyin tried to persuade him. "For example, if our father asked you to do something, you wouldn't go, right?"

"Then I will definitely listen to Dad!" Xiao Liuzi scratched his head, "Okay, I'll go talk to Dad. If he doesn't agree, I'll give you a dagger."

Yinyin's brows lit up with joy, "Okay, okay!" She also had a dagger, which was only effective when someone was off guard.

Guns are still good!

More lethal!

……

That night, Xiao Liuzi told Zhang Muzhi about Yinyin's request when they were chatting.

Zhang Muzhi thought for a moment and said, "Give her gun back to her!" There were still six bullets in it, enough for her to protect herself.

"Okay!" Xiao Liuzi said happily, "I'll tell my little sister tomorrow. She'll definitely be happy."

Zhang Muzhi looked at his silly son. It had only been a short while, and he kept saying "sister, sister". Be careful, or someone might sell you out.

"You like her very much?"

"Well, everyone likes Yinyin," Xiao Liuzi grinned, "but Yinyin only wants to play with me and doesn't want to pay attention to my second brother and the others."

Zhang Muzhi shook his head. The second brother and his men were all full of vigor and vitality, like wolves and tigers. Tong Yin, a beautiful girl, was naturally afraid of them.

As for his silly son, he really didn't have any bad intentions at all.

Tong Yin has a good eye, so he just looks at what people are thinking.