Hong Kong variety show: Beauty and Bones

"Fourth Aunt, Second Uncle, let me consume him first!"

Yinyin stood up, twirled the flute between her fingers, and was about to put it to her lips.

"Ah, it's you?" Huoyun Evil God saw Xiao and suddenly realized, "That little mute!"

"Hey, aren't you mute?"

"You're the mute!" Yin Yin was furious. She wasn't mute because she couldn't hear when she was little and couldn't speak for a long time.

"If I wasn't young, you would have been slaughtered like a pig at that time!" Yin Yin made a mocking move.

Huoyun Evil God wasn't angry either. He asked with great interest, "Why did the whole scene turn black when the butcher's knife fell?"

"Because I was young at the time, I secretly watched the butcher slaughtering a pig. When the knife fell, my father saw me and covered my eyes." Yin Yin said this with great regret, "My eyes were black, so the scenes I constructed later were dark."

Because of this, the Fire Cloud Evil God escaped.

"Genius, you really are a genius!" Huoyun Evil God's doubts were resolved, and he couldn't help but applaud and praise.

Yinyin's parents were both masters in the martial arts world back then. In order to defeat the Fire Cloud Evil God, they came to his house and demanded that they kill him, otherwise they would be beaten to death by him!

Having never heard such a ridiculous request before, Yin Yin's parents' first reaction was to refuse. Then, Huoyun Evil God took the lead and the two fought back.

As a result, he was no match for his opponent and was beaten to the point of vomiting blood.

Just as Huoyun Evil God was about to kill him, Yin Yin, who was watching from the side, started playing the flute.

The sound of the flute rang out, and the unsuspecting Fire Cloud Evil God was pulled into a fantasy scene.

A pig, tightly bound, a knife held in the hand of a tall, sturdy butcher...

Huoyun Evil God was horrified to find that he was the pig that was about to be slaughtered. He screamed and struggled, but his voice was like a miserable pig's.

Just as the knife fell and Huoyun Evil God thought he was dead, the scene turned black and he returned to reality.

Yinyin's parents had already taken the opportunity to escape with their daughter...

"Today, I will let you go back to the chopping board and wait to be slaughtered!" Yin Yin said coldly, then put the flute to her mouth.

The Fire Cloud Evil God was not afraid at all and waited with a smile.

The sound of a flute rang out, the scene changed, the butcher's knife fell, and the pig on the chopping board transformed into the Fire Cloud Evil God, who killed the butcher with one punch.

The flute sound stopped, Yinyin's face turned pale, and there was a trace of blood at the corner of his mouth.

"You are indeed a one-of-a-kind genius. Unfortunately, your attacks are ineffective against masters who are stronger and prepared!" The Fire Cloud Evil God shook his head with regret. "Today, another genius, rare in a century, is going to die at my hands. What a pity! Hahaha!"

Yin Yin continued to play the flute unwillingly. The sound of the flute, like the sound of swords and horses, brought people into an ancient battlefield.

Shouts of killing came from all directions, the sharp flashes of swords and sabers, and the general's order to charge...

"Puff!" A mouthful of blood spurted out, and Yinyin's face turned as pale as paper.

The landlord and his wife stepped forward to support Yinyin, "Are you okay, Yinyin?"

The Fire Cloud Evil God opposite him had no expression on his face, but blood was flowing from the corner of his mouth.

"Amazing, awesome! If I gave you a chance to grow, maybe I wouldn't be your opponent. What a pity..."

He looked like he had the three people opposite him in his grasp. The landlord and the landlady looked at each other and helped Yinyin sit down in the corner.

"Don't worry, just watch us!"

……

Neither the landlady's Lion's Roar nor the landlord's Tai Chi were a match for the Fire Cloud Evil God. However, he was not feeling well either. His face was bruised and swollen, and he looked like a big, angry toad.

"Toad Kung Fu?!" Yin Yin was shocked and wanted to shout, but when he tried a little harder, he felt a pain in his chest and vomited blood again.

"Hey, you look miserable!" Brother Chen approached Yin Yin with a smile, "Fighting to the death is not suitable for a girl like you."

Yin Yin glared at him angrily and moved the flute in her hand.

A big hand grabbed Yin Yin's neck, "Don't move!"

"Are you interested in being my wife? The sister-in-law of the Axe Gang. You can do whatever you want and buy whatever you want. It's really cool." Brother Chen grinned, revealing a mouthful of big yellow teeth.

Yin Yin felt it was an eyesore. "Didn't you hear what Huoyun Evil God said? He won't let me go!"

"If you kill him, I can consider it."

"Hehe, do you think I'm a fool?" Brother Chen sneered and touched Yinyin's face with his other hand.

Yin Yin turned her head away and said, "Brother, if you don't want to do anything, how can I believe in your sincerity?"

"Sincerely?" Brother Chen was surprised, then laughed, "I'm not sincere. I just want to get a beautiful woman for free. I don't want to contribute anything myself."

Yinyin gritted her teeth and glared at him hatefully.

"Don't worry about Fire Cloud Evil God killing you. It would be such a shame to kill such a beauty! Wouldn't it be better to just cripple your martial arts?"

A beauty without claws, can’t you play however you want?

"Hey, come and kill them!" Huoyun Evil God shouted.

Yin Yin focused her gaze on the three people tangled up in the middle of the field. "Go and kill the Fire Cloud Evil God. He's a psychopath and won't listen to you."

"How can you, the leader of the Axe Gang, allow a psychopath to threaten you?"

"Shut up!" Brother Chen shouted, and used force with his hands. Yinyin's face turned red and she couldn't breathe.

Brother Chen took his hand away, leaving a red mark on Yin Yin's neck. "If you say that again, I'll kill you!"

"You," Brother Chen pointed at Ah Xing, "go over there and beat those two bastards to death!"

Ah Xing looked around and saw that he was the only one there. He pointed his finger at himself and said, "Brother Chen, are you talking about me?"

"Yes, it's you. Go and kill them."

"Which of them should I kill?"

"It's that fat woman and her husband!"

"Oh, that fat woman!"

"Go quickly!" Brother Chen urged impatiently and walked towards Axing.

"What are you going to use to fight, Brother Chen?"

"Idiot, pick up any stick you want," he said, picking up a table leg from the ground, "use this!"

Ah Xing took it and asked, "If you hit someone with this, will it kill them?"

"Of course I will! Go ahead and kill them, and I'll let you take over."

"Fight?"

"beat!"

"Really?"

"Fuck you!"

"Bang," a stick hit Brother Chen on the head, blood splattered, and Brother Chen covered his head and screamed, "Ah~~"

Ah Xing held the table leg with an innocent look on his face, "Are you going to beat them, or are you going to beat the fucking one?"

"You didn't explain clearly, what if you called the wrong number?"

"You've made me so confused!"

Ah Xing jumped up and hit Brother Chen hard on the forehead with a stick.

Then, Ah Xing turned a few steps and hit Huoyun Evil God on the head with a stick, breaking the stick into two pieces.

The Fire Cloud Evil God was confused, and then became furious.

He unleashed potential and shocked the landlord and his wife.

Then, he punched Ah Xing again and again.

Seeing this, Yin Yin stretched out his fingers to press the acupuncture points on his body, stimulating the last bit of his power...

My body felt lighter, everything around me flew by quickly, and my hair was all over my face.

"Fourth Aunt?" The landlady was carrying Yinyin and the landlord was carrying Axing, and they were running.

"Wow, you guys are so fast!" Yin Yin was surprised. He was indeed an old senior and knew so much.

He is usually low-key, but really reliable at critical moments!

Unlike these young people, they can only be defeated in one move and are really waiting to die.

"I'll teach you when I get back!" The landlady was running away, but she still had the strength to speak. It seemed that her injuries were not too serious.

"Okay, okay!" Yinyin turned her head and looked at the landlady with great joy, but then she felt a pain in her chest.

This is the first time I’ve been injured in my life, it hurts so much!

I don’t know if it will be cured after ten days or half a month!